The pic/searching for cc la tarte thread!

[JOE]

Semi invalid?  Drive your ass over here Joe and we'll see who's the invalid.

Oh c'mon 'Real! Stop comin' on ta me! You know that the only one who could possibly ever satisfy your 'needs' is a guy named 'John H.'



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[Twenty Dollars]

You know TD is gonna save these and snap off a batch later, right?

Think again. You seem enamered with the S. McQueen wannabe and his ford?

I'm not the one saving his pics to masturbate to later.

Not into that shit. Feel free to save it for hubby. He needs it big time I'm sure.

I wouldn't save Mel's pic for any reason.  That's what creepy dipshits do.

Easy sister it's only a Ford. Already know what you drive.

[RW]

Semi invalid?  Drive your ass over here Joe and we'll see who's the invalid.

Oh c'mon 'Real! Stop comin' on ta me! You know that the only one who could possibly ever satisfy your 'needs' is a guy named 'John H.'



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He's dead Joe.

[RW]

You know TD is gonna save these and snap off a batch later, right?

Think again. You seem enamered with the S. McQueen wannabe and his ford?

I'm not the one saving his pics to masturbate to later.

Not into that shit. Feel free to save it for hubby. He needs it big time I'm sure.

I wouldn't save Mel's pic for any reason.  That's what creepy dipshits do.

Easy sister it's only a Ford. Already know what you drive.

What do I drive?

[RW]

Mel is noted for creeping on the women of the forum......its all part of his schitck.



I can't even count how many women he's offered to arrange a meet up with (times like these I'm glad I'm fat and undesirable)......most times it's in a joking sort of attempt but there is a history of it.



I believe he's actually been successful in his attempts with one or two.......but he always ends up calling them "cunts" and "hags" in the end.  ac_dunno



He should just join a dating site but alas.....they are full of "cunts", "hags" and of course the ever horrible "fatties". So sad for poor Mel.  :001_rolleyes:

Forum women are simply beneath my standards!



First off, many are elderly, and all of you have kids, and are most likely married also!



Most are average looking at best, with many far below the "average at best" standard.



Most don't even work!



It's a travesty!



Now, don't get me wrong, as I'm not saying there's anything particularly wrong with these traits, but for me this just doesn't work!



But you're right...  I do like to joke around here and there.  It's all good fun in the end.



Shit, I won't even go on POF!  It's depressing!  Some overweight momma with five kids thinks she's gonna get some hot "prince charming" stud?  I don't think so!

Why do you talk as if any woman on this board finds you desirable?  You can't reject something that doesn't want you snap show.

[Renee]

Mel is noted for creeping on the women of the forum......its all part of his schitck.



I can't even count how many women he's offered to arrange a meet up with (times like these I'm glad I'm fat and undesirable)......most times it's in a joking sort of attempt but there is a history of it.



I believe he's actually been successful in his attempts with one or two.......but he always ends up calling them "cunts" and "hags" in the end.  ac_dunno



He should just join a dating site but alas.....they are full of "cunts", "hags" and of course the ever horrible "fatties". So sad for poor Mel.  :001_rolleyes:

Forum women are simply beneath my standards!

Okay let's recap......You....



1. Drives a dump truck for a living.....Underachiever....check

2. Brains......unused.....check

3. Drinks to excess....check

4. Drug user......heroin.....check

5. Misogynistic......check

6. Racist.....check

7. Thinks a little too highly of himself......check

8. Homely rum blossomed face......check

9. Average or below average height......check

10. Physical build.......wimpy.

11. Anger issues......check

12. Manic depression......check

13. Leaky asshole.....check



Shall I continue?



Jesus Mel, how low do the standards of some overweight "hag" have to be in order to date you? On my worst day I couldn't scrape the bottom of the barrel that hard.

[RW]

Id date you over Mel any day Renee.



Just sayin'...

[Renee]

Id date you over Mel any day Renee.



Just sayin'...

Oh thanks for the ego boost.



 I think that puts me in with about 95% of the people in the the entire world.

[RW]

Gee now that you mention it, it was kind of a back handed compliment.

[Renee]

Gee now that you mention it, it was kind of a back handed compliment.

Don't worry I'm used to it.  

[smell the glove]

1. Drives a dump truck for a living.....Underachiever....check

2. Brains......unused.....check

3. Drinks to excess....check

4. Drug user......heroin.....check

5. Misogynistic......check

6. Racist.....check

7. Thinks a little too highly of himself......check

8. Homely rum blossomed face......check

9. Average or below average height......check

10. Physical build.......wimpy.

11. Anger issues......check

12. Manic depression......check

13. Leaky asshole.....check

This is all heresay and conjecture!



Stop trying to sully my good name and character!    

[smell the glove]

This thread shall now be known as the day cc la tarte (aka little miss "now I can't eat at any restaurants in White Rock anymore") lost her shit!



Lolzors!

[smell the glove]

And lolz at "invalid!"



Well, I guess that's at least better than a "child neglecting bed-shitter."



ROFLERZ!

[JOE]

 ....too funny!

Forum women are simply beneath my standards!

Okay let's recap......You....



1. Drives a dump truck for a living.....Underachiever....check

2. Brains......unused.....check

3. Drinks to excess....check

4. Drug user......heroin.....check

5. Misogynistic......check

6. Racist.....check

7. Thinks a little too highly of himself......check

8. Homely rum blossomed face......check

9. Average or below average height......check

10. Physical build.......wimpy.

11. Anger issues......check

12. Manic depression......check

13. Leaky asshole.....check



Shall I continue?



Jesus Mel, how low do the standards of some overweight "hag" have to be in order to date you? On my worst day I couldn't scrape the bottom of the barrel that hard.

[Anonymous]

Rest well CC...  Don't let the Muslims bite!

The recent cc la femme obsession I think is creepy..



If it is creepy to me, I could imagine how cc la femme feels..



And so you know, I deleted your thread with the not so subtle threats of harm against cc and picture of a rifle.

Why anyone would be obsessed with a flabby, middle aged (and somewhat nutty) woman like cc, is beyond me. she must be a grandmother by now.



Mel's surely gotta git a life, rather than chasing middle aged grand-moms much older than himself...unless he's inta older women.

I am 48 and you are lot older than me. You are a flabby over the hill and somewhat sick grandpa who likes young women. What's the difference? Oh wait a minute, ceec is is not obsessed with guys who cannot shave yet.