Help Me...

[smell the glove]

...now, I kid you not, I was named after this man.  No joke, no bullshit!



He was the "King of Cool" at the time I was conceived...



How can I live up to his legacy?  What should I do?



I must leave a lasting legacy of my own, for I was named after this man!

[Anonymous]

...now, I kid you not, I was named after this man.  No joke, no bullshit!



He was the "King of Cool" at the time I was conceived...



How can I live up to his legacy?  What should I do?



I must leave a lasting legacy of my own, for I was named after this man!

[Renee]

...now, I kid you not, I was named after this man.  No joke, no bullshit!



He was the "King of Cool" at the time I was conceived...



How can I live up to his legacy?  What should I do?



I must leave a lasting legacy of my own, for I was named after this man!

Well, you already have the drug and excessive alcohol consumption down pat.



Maybe now you could try to jump over some barbed wire with your motorcycle and get your ass tangled up in it.



Or how about contracting a good case of mesothelioma?



Or maybe you could just straighten up, fly right and just be yourself without all the baggage and bullshit? Wouldn't that be nice?



Your choice Mel.

[Blurt]

Mel, are you saying you're not "built for the road ahead"?



No!

[smell the glove]

Well, you already have the drug and excessive alcohol consumption down pat.



Maybe now you could try to jump over some barbed wire with your motorcycle and get your ass tangled up in it.



Or how about contracting a good case of mesothelioma?



Or maybe you could just straighten up, fly right and just be yourself without all the baggage and bullshit? Wouldn't that be nice?



Your choice Mel.

Renee gives the best advice!



I like that!

[smell the glove]

She's a plumper no doubt, but she's far from dumb...  That I can state with confidence!

[Renee]

She's a plumper no doubt, but she's far from dumb...  That I can state with confidence!

What exactly does the fact that I'm a "plumper" have to do with my intelligence?



Are you insinuating that fat people are somehow less intelligent than thinner people? Do you think that as the numbers on the bathroom scale go up.... our IQ numbers go down?



Well that's a fucking crock.....



Just look at some of the creatures around here......they all profess to be thin and fit and in control of themselves but as we've seen, some of them are nothing but mouth breathing morons. We all know who they are, so I'll be nice for a change and I won't name names. ac_cool

[RW]

She's a plumper no doubt, but she's far from dumb...  That I can state with confidence!

What exactly does the fact that I'm a "plumper" have to do with my intelligence?



Are you insinuating that fat people are somehow less intelligent than thinner people? Do you think that as the numbers on the bathroom scale go up.... our IQ numbers go down?



Well that's a fucking crock.....



Just look at some of the creatures around here......they all profess to be thin and fit and in control of themselves but as we've seen, some of them are nothing but mouth breathing morons. We all know who they are, so I'll be nice for a change and I won't name names. ac_cool

Sea Major - she's talking about you.



I'm a good helper.  

[JOE]

...now, I kid you not, I was named after this man.  No joke, no bullshit!



He was the "King of Cool" at the time I was conceived...



How can I live up to his legacy?  What should I do?



I must leave a lasting legacy of my own, for I was named after this man!

...I remember the "King of Cool" best in the movie, The Great Escape.







...however, they don't make such men like him anymore.

The reality is that he'd end up like Jack Nicholson in One Flew Over a Cuckoo's Nest, drugged, institutionalized and eventually lobotimized 'for society's good'. Unfortunately, you were born a decade or two too late. He belongs to a bygone era. Our feminst dominated society doesn't want real men like him around no more. Sorry. Oh well.