Single Straight Men who choose to be bachelors

[JOE]

Unlike S'Mel, some of single guys don't lament bachelorhood.

I/we don't fill this void with endless bouts of binge drinking or drug addiction.

I don't know if it's the best existence in the world, but at the same time, its not the worst either.



These days, while not always happy with things, but I'm not totally unhappy either.I guess you could jes' say...I'm at least content.

So many guys I know, are weighed down with the burden of responsibility, marriage, kids, a mortgage. They can't walk away from them.

They're tied down. And if they try, well...there's always the long arm of the law to cull them back in like a big hook.



Now...perhaps some guys are perfectly happy with that kind of arrangement. Keeps 'em sane, focussed, and on the straight and narrow. And if they're into raising kids, that's their thang. I figger if I missed that stage of life, better to accept it. Oh well. Actually, I've some friends who are becoming dads in their 40s, 50s and (gasp!)....their 60s. Anyways they don' seem so happy at that point in their lives. The majority are nervous wrecks, their worlds falling down around them. Now I know this isn't the case with all guys, especially that age.



I guess a guy's a breeder, or else he ain't. Just like in Nature, humans have their social bees and solitary ones. Its the way she goes.



....just my three pence. Perhaps some of ya might care ta weigh in.



Especially the flaws in my outlook. Feel free to dig in, state your views. I don't mind.

[Romero]

Yes, Joe. We know this is your way of saying you'll never find a woman and have children. It'll be okay.



You might have had better luck if you didn't think all women are hookers. You gotta actually work a little at being a decent guy.

[kiebers]

You will always have your 'full head o' hair' sock puppets ordered on the internet along with Viagra.  

[Anonymous]

Unlike S'Mel, some of single guys don't lament bachelorhood.

I/we don't fill this void with endless bouts of binge drinking or drug addiction.

I don't know if it's the best existence in the world, but at the same time, its not the worst either.



These days, while not always happy with things, but I'm not totally unhappy either.I guess you could jes' say...I'm at least content.

So many guys I know, are weighed down with the burden of responsibility, marriage, kids, a mortgage. They can't walk away from them.

They're tied down. And if they try, well...there's always the long arm of the law to cull them back in like a big hook.



Now...perhaps some guys are perfectly happy with that kind of arrangement. Keeps 'em sane, focussed, and on the straight and narrow. And if they're into raising kids, that's their thang. I figger if I missed that stage of life, better to accept it. Oh well. Actually, I've some friends who are becoming dads in their 40s, 50s and (gasp!)....their 60s. Anyways they don' seem so happy at that point in their lives. The majority are nervous wrecks, their worlds falling down around them. Now I know this isn't the case with all guys, especially that age.



I guess a guy's a breeder, or else he ain't. Just like in Nature, humans have their social bees and solitary ones. Its the way she goes.



....just my three pence. Perhaps some of ya might care ta weigh in.



Especially the flaws in my outlook. Feel free to dig in, state your views. I don't mind.

Have you been laid in the last three decades? Get your wrinkly old ass to a hooker and get it over with.

[Gallium]

Finding the right woman is worth waiting for. Never go with a mouthy broad just because her feistiness makes her a sex-bomb.

[smell the glove]

NEVER settle.  NEVER get desperate.



Two of my friends, who not along ago entered their 40th year on this Earth, are the proud parents of young kids they didn't need, didn't ask for, and with women that I wouldn't touch with a fucking ten foot stick.  Fatts with Tatts!



Groce!



The Fatts love that they have the male "locked in."  My buddies?  Although they try to put a smile on their faces, they are not happy.



Women...  NOT EVEN ONCE!

[smell the glove]

There's a reason I am hated now to the extent that I am on these forums...  And it's quite simple...



I don't break the rules, but I "fuck up" the feminine flow...  And since most Mods and Admins are female?



Do the math!

[JOE]

There's a reason I am hated now to the extent that I am on these forums...  And it's quite simple...



I don't break the rules, but I "fuck up" the feminine flow...  And since most Mods and Admins are female?



Do the math!

 

[smell the glove]

It's true, Joe...

[JOE]

Yeah, a friend had also become a Dad (again) in his 40s, and I saw him on the street yesterday & now he's a nervous wreck. Drinking all the time, one paycheck away from homelessness. Doesn't even live with his girlfriend & now he has to support her and his new child. Another in his 60s also knocked a woman, and now he's also a Dad again, and she's siphoning whatever inheritance he received recently.



I guess its not parenthood or marriage which is bad. It can be a positive thing. Its just when guys are forced to go there, unprepared, never wanted it in the first place & aren't well suited. Or they go there too late in life, thinking they were finished with that phase, only to find they are repeating (the same mistakes).



I think for the most part, if a guy didn't go there in his younger years, best not to venture in later years. I recently met a very well known ex professional football player who became a father in his 50s. He had twins. And now he says its really hard for him. Not like it was when he was a dad the first time around in his in his 20s or 30s. He's been married 2 or 3 times before.

NEVER settle.  NEVER get desperate.



Two of my friends, who not along ago entered their 40th year on this Earth, are the proud parents of young kids they didn't need, didn't ask for, and with women that I wouldn't touch with a fucking ten foot stick.  Fatts with Tatts!



Groce!



The Fatts love that they have the male "locked in."  My buddies?  Although they try to put a smile on their faces, they are not happy.



Women...  NOT EVEN ONCE!

[smell the glove]

I'm a good looking, young millionaire. No fucking joke.  No troll!



I'm fit, with a toned bod, and a full head of hair.  I always have been.



I can have almost everything I want, right now.



The fact that I'm a relatively "choosy" and "opinionated" male, ruffles a lot of female feathers around all the boards...



They don't like it.



That's their problem, not mine...



And Joe...  Ask Evs why Mimi disappeared in a huff (again)...  Since I've been banned from there for like six months (for nothing), it couldn't have been me this time (Mimi liked to blame her absences on my presence)...

[smell the glove]

Yeah, a friend had also become a Dad (again) in his 40s, and I saw him on the street yesterday & now he's a nervous wreck. Drinking all the time, one paycheck away from homelessness. Doesn't even live with his girlfriend & now he has to support her and his new child. Another in his 60s also knocked a woman, and now he's also a Dad again, and she's siphoning whatever inheritance he received recently.



I guess its not parenthood or marriage which is bad. It can be a positive thing. Its just when guys are forced to go there, unprepared, never wanted it in the first place & aren't well suited. Or they go there too late in life, thinking they were finished with that phase, only to find they are repeating (the same mistakes).



I think for the most part, if a guy didn't go there in his younger years, best not to venture in later years. I recently met a very well known ex professional football player who became a father in his 50s. He had twins. And now he says its really hard for him. Not like it was when he was a dad the first time around in his in his 20s or 30s. He's been married 2 or 3 times before.

Joe, you have to look at the situation like I look at it...



I asked my buddy, "What the fuck were you thinking, popping out a kid at this age, with some foul mouthed fatty?"



He looked completely overwhelmed at that point.  He knew what he did was wrong...  He cannot claim 'insanity'...



He will now live with his poor decision.

[smell the glove]

Joe, in the end the smart guys, like us, get the last laugh...  Never forget that.

[Gallium]

And cankles....no cankles! NOOOOO!



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[smell the glove]

Women usually don't age well...  Men fare a little better!