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Started by Twenty Dollars, July 06, 2016, 04:59:44 PM

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Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"Funny question. Seems to work out in Prison? The muscular tattooed men become the women.

You mean the scrawny idiots.

Jail is a good place for puny turd to exchange his bony girl arms for a set of pipes.


More my stupidity from the Cialis King. Wifey must be a knockout or your plum muscular and shot.

What a braindead frickin crybaby. BOO HOO! ac_lmfao

He is behaving like he is jealous of you Herman..



You are younger and more handsome..



That isn't to say that Twenty Dollars is below average for his age.

Frood

Blahhhhhh...

Angry White Male

I know the real reason RW had to leave...  And it wasn't due to her disease.



It's quite clear to anyone that can see with their eyeballs!  Her husband gave her the "ultimatum"...  Get off the netz and become a proper wife and mother, or else!



RW isn't dumb, and she cannot risk the comfortable life she lives now.  She knows that if she gets kicked to the curb, she'd be lucky to end up with a guy like me.  More than likely she'd have to move back in with her parents...  which may not be a bad thing, as they seem to take discipline quite seriously in the form of beatings.



Nonetheless, I know damn well RW will read this thread.  Even if she has to sneak her laptop into the shithouse when she's taking a huge foul dump, you can be assured that she'll read your posts.

Angry White Male

Actually, I rescind that.  I was just clownin' in my last post...



I'm sure her and that cranky old pig Renee left simply due to some changes around this forum.  While it doesn't look like much has changed, RW and Renee clearly aren't very "dynamic" in their handling of even slightly changing environments.  Like typical modern Western women, it's "their way or the highway."



They don't have lasting power like Ace does.  Nobody has lasting power like Ace does.

Bricktop

As always you regale us with stupid fantasies, maintaining your reputation as a deluded tosser with serious and untreated psychosis.

Angry White Male

Tosser?  Fucking Ozzies...





EDIT:  I suppose that's an English term also, so I cannot assume you're from Down Under.  Most Auzzies are OK.



Fucking English!

Gallium

Quote from: "Angry White Male"Tosser?  Fucking Ozzies...





EDIT:  I suppose that's an English term also, so I cannot assume you're from Down Under.  Most Auzzies are OK.



Fucking English!


Shut your hole...wanker!

Gallium

Why was f** fingers censored? That's heavy!  :laugh3:

Angry White Male

And then you have the New Zealanders...  We had neighbours that were originally from NZ when I was a teen.  I asked them what part of of Australia they were from.  Christ, they were so offended that I thought they were Auzzies, that I never asked them anything more about where they were from.



Fucking New Zealanders.

Gallium

Quote from: "Angry White Male"And then you have the New Zealanders...  We had neighbours that were originally from NZ when I was a teen.  I asked them what part of of Australia they were from.  Christ, they were so offended that I thought they were Auzzies, that I never asked them anything more about where they were from.



Fucking New Zealanders.


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Angry White Male

Fucking South Africans.



Interesting fact:  During WWII, my Grandfather spent seven years as a "POW" in SA.  From the age of 14 to 21, he remained there.  I think it was Capetown.  It wasn't an actual POW camp, as they could move freely throughout town, get jobs, etc.  Nonetheless, he was a Kraut and had to stay put there...

Gallium

Quote from: "Angry White Male"Fucking South Africans.



Interesting fact:  During WWII, my Grandfather spent seven years as a "POW" in SA.  From the age of 14 to 21, he remained there.  I think it was Capetown.  It wasn't an actual POW camp, as they could move freely throughout town, get jobs, etc.  Nonetheless, he was a Kraut and had to stay put there...


My Grandfather possibly watched over him...he was in the British Army. He also patrolled the coast of Western Australia guarding the Aussies from the Japanese. His ship alternated between SA & WA. After the war he falsified his passport and remained in SA. Many of the lads did.



All that aside...I'm sure your Grandfather enjoyed Cape Town, indeed a great and special part of Southern Africa.

Bricktop

Quote from: "Angry White Male"Tosser?  Fucking Ozzies...





EDIT:  I suppose that's an English term also, so I cannot assume you're from Down Under.  Most Auzzies are OK.



Fucking English!


It doesn't matter where I'm from, you deutsch dickhead...it just matters that I humble you at every turn.

Angry White Male

Quote from: "Oberon"It doesn't matter where I'm from, you deutsch dickhead...it just matters that I humble you at every turn.


You can try to "humble me at every turn," but what this really shows is your lack of originality...  Lack of new thoughts and ideas.



Do your best.  I've been around for a long time, and dozens of others have tried to "humble me" for no reason whatsoever.  In fact, I'm permabanned at Memebee for no real reason at all, other than I won't allow the head twats there to humble me.



I have lasting power.  Most others do not.  That, and I don't really care either way, since these forums are a shadow of their former selves.

Angry White Male

Quote from: "Gallium"My Grandfather possibly watched over him...he was in the British Army. He also patrolled the coast of Western Australia guarding the Aussies from the Japanese. His ship alternated between SA & WA. After the war he falsified his passport and remained in SA. Many of the lads did.



All that aside...I'm sure your Grandfather enjoyed Cape Town, indeed a great and special part of Southern Africa.


Could have.  You know, my Grandfather never really did complain about the conditions there...  Sure, he didn't want to be there, but it wasn't that bad!



He was young, but you'd apply for a job there just like today!  Bring in a resume.  He was hired as a cook.



Times were tough, and if you smoked, you'd save your butts you re-roll them...  Not living on cloud nine, but not that bad.



Back then, the Negroes knew their place in town, so they weren't a concern it seems.



After the war ended, he decided to come to Canada for some odd reason...  And here I am.  First gen, since my parents came here also as kids.

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