What would YOU queue for?

[GORDY GAMBINO]

Gotta go to work bring the bucks in.

[Bricktop]

Just stand there with tank top on so can see all my tatts

When Mrs G gets a load of a cleanskin like me, unsullied by cartoonish caricatures of "evil" and "badass", I suspect she will want to see what its like to spend a little time with a man that doesn't feel the need to project an image he doesn't own.



Don't worry.



I'll give her back when I'm done.

[GORDY GAMBINO]

I earned them tatts mate.



You can't have my wif and I don't want yours.

[Bricktop]

You PAID for those tatts, son. That's a different thing than earning them.



I think I'll send your wife a Facebook invite and see where it takes us.



"Hey, Gordy...he say he ex cop. Got BIG baton!!"

[GORDY GAMBINO]

Try this mate.





Skid bum pensioner down to 3 bottles of scotch a day seeks young slope for wif...washing, ironing , fucking, etc.



Duties include finding my false teeth , defibrillator about once a week , sending unrequited pm's to RW , and reminding me I was a contender for Commissioner.



No car for you as being a woman and a slope you will crash it. What the fuck is it with you lot can't ya see outa your fucken eyes I outa grab a Yellow Pages yeah back in the day did I tell you this time this fucken abo I was gonna shoot him in Taperoo. Then I would have made Commissioner.



Send letter with reply paid envelope and don't worry about a pic cos you all look the same.

[Berry Sweet]

The flu shot is flu like how fucked is that.

I get the flu shot each fall and I don't get the flu.

I never get the flu shot and I never get the flu.



Flu shot are not proven to actually work, its just a chance you take.

[Bricktop]

Try this mate.





Skid bum pensioner down to 3 bottles of scotch a day seeks young slope for wif...washing, ironing , fucking, etc.



Duties include finding my false teeth , defibrillator about once a week , sending unrequited pm's to RW , and reminding me I was a contender for Commissioner.



No car for you as being a woman and a slope you will crash it. What the fuck is it with you lot can't ya see outa your fucken eyes I outa grab a Yellow Pages yeah back in the day did I tell you this time this fucken abo I was gonna shoot him in Taperoo. Then I would have made Commissioner.



Send letter with reply paid envelope and don't worry about a pic cos you all look the same.

You have NO idea how close that abo came to suffering a dose of high speed lead poisoning.



It was INCHES, bucko. A few more inches closer and he was going down.

[GORDY GAMBINO]

noice

[Bricktop]

He saw it in my eyes...put the axe down...and surrendered.

[GORDY GAMBINO]

Adelaide coons are fucked there aint much of them but every one I met was a cunt . A thieving , lying , useless, smelly piece of shit.

[Bricktop]

Perhaps.



But a lot of white folks were much, much worse.

[GORDY GAMBINO]

Give us a few examples of what ya dealt with.

[Anonymous]

Perhaps.



But a lot of white folks were much, much worse.

That is hardly surprising.

[Bricktop]

Bikies - all white.



Drug dealers - all white.



Serial rapists - all white.



Armed robbery - all white.



Fraudsters - all white.



Politicians - all white.

[GORDY GAMBINO]

Few misunderstood folks there but Polititions you said polititions ffs man