Behold! My Comet Stapler!

[Angry White Male]

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Behold!  My Comet stapler!



This thing is from the 1950's, and still works and looks as new.  MADE IN ENGLAND!  Yes, there was a time when nations could make their own shit.



But lettuce look into this a little deeper...



When this thing was sitting on a desk, it was the woman's job to operate it.  The men...  WHITE men, were in the boardroom, smoking and drinking and making things happen.



When this thing was sitting on a desk, women and minorities knew their damn place, and wouldn't think about stepping out of line.



When this thing was sitting on a desk, bitches would get slapped around a little bit if they got out of line.  And if they called the police, the woman would get arrested.



When this thing was sitting on a desk, marriage meant something, and women weren't such cock-hopping sluts.



When this thing was made, it was in the best era history ever knew...  The 1950's.



Now, The Comet sits on my desk, and it brings a tear to my eye every time I look at it, knowing that such an era will never be again.

[IRISH KAM]

I take it ya wife Ran off with a N1gger Yeah ?

[Angry White Male]

I take it ya wife Ran off with a N1gger Yeah ?

Although we don't speak anymore, I don't think she'd do that.  She was fairly 'pro-White' for a female, if you will.



I am guessing she has met someone though, as her POF profile has been deleted.

[IRISH KAM]

I take it ya wife Ran off with a N1gger Yeah ?

Although we don't speak anymore, I don't think she'd do that.  She was fairly 'pro-White' for a female, if you will.



I am guessing she has met someone though, as her POF profile has been deleted.

Never heard of POF Feller .

[Angry White Male]

Plenty of Fish.  It's a bottom-of-the-barrel free on-line dating site that I browse for fun once in a while...



It's quite popular here, especially with obese single momma's...

[GORDY GAMBINO]

POF is a free fuck website where you pay for what ya get ie , toothless and ruthless rejects.

[Angry White Male]

The women on there are mostly hideous and sinister!

[GORDY GAMBINO]

And the ones that aren't don't exist.

[Angry White Male]

And the ones that aren't don't exist.

Got that right!



I should have tried harder to keep my ex!  Finding attractive Western women my age that aren't obese and haven't popped out a dozen kids is a daunting task!

[IRISH KAM]

POF is a free fuck website where you pay for what ya get ie , toothless and ruthless rejects.

WHY the Fuck are u a member then ......U sad Cunt considering ya a Faggot  .

[GORDY GAMBINO]

Im not a member Irish Cunt I have a wif

[Angry White Male]

Actually, I lied.



That isn't my actual Comet.  I was lazy, and pulled an image off the net.



I am going to post a pic of my actual Comet stapler, just because I am OCD about things like these...

[Angry White Male]

They just don't make shit like this anymore.  60 years old, and still as new.





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[Angry White Male]

Look at that chrome reflect and sparkle.  God fucking dammit pride and quality existed then...