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My sister in law is a Mussie

Started by GORDY GAMBINO, October 11, 2016, 12:19:06 AM

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GORDY GAMBINO

I just found out she is worth a quid and I want to make off with her money...as you do.



Pls give advise as to how I should proceed.



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Bricktop

Buy a bag of fertiliser.



Buy a can of kerosense.



Put them in her shed.



Call plod.



Tell them you've just overheard her planning a bomb attack.



Before plod arrives, tell her they've just announced on the news that all mussy money will be confiscated. Offer to hide her cash in your stash.



The rest takes care of itself.



I'll take 10%. Cash.

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I really tried to warn y\'all in 49  .. G. Orwell

GORDY GAMBINO

Quote from: "Oberon"Buy a bag of fertiliser.



Buy a can of kerosense.



Put them in her shed.



Call plod.



Tell them you've just overheard her planning a bomb attack.



Before plod arrives, tell her they've just announced on the news that all mussy money will be confiscated. Offer to hide her cash in your stash.



The rest takes care of itself.



I'll take 10%. Cash.




ok meet up with me at you know where  :evilthoughts2:
RW = ANAL SIZE WHORE

GORDY GAMBINO

Quote from: "Daisy May":laugh:




Money got ya attention hey



Funny about that  ac_lmfao
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Bricktop

Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"
Quote from: "Oberon"Buy a bag of fertiliser.



Buy a can of kerosense.



Put them in her shed.



Call plod.



Tell them you've just overheard her planning a bomb attack.



Before plod arrives, tell her they've just announced on the news that all mussy money will be confiscated. Offer to hide her cash in your stash.



The rest takes care of itself.



I'll take 10%. Cash.




ok meet up with me at you know where  :evilthoughts2:


The National, Freo?

GORDY GAMBINO

Yeah but don't be late I'm banned from all pubs for 3 more weeks due to that unfortunate matter with the barmaid last Fri night.
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Anonymous

Quote from: "Oberon"Buy a bag of fertiliser.



Buy a can of kerosense.



Put them in her shed.



Call plod.



Tell them you've just overheard her planning a bomb attack.



Before plod arrives, tell her they've just announced on the news that all mussy money will be confiscated. Offer to hide her cash in your stash.



The rest takes care of itself.



I'll take 10%. Cash.

That would work.

Bricktop

Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"Yeah but don't be late I'm banned from all pubs for 3 more weeks due to that unfortunate matter with the barmaid last Fri night.


Wear a burkha.

GORDY GAMBINO

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Anonymous

Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"Why I'm not a terrorist.

Are you sure GORDY?

 ac_smile

GORDY GAMBINO

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Anonymous

Quote from: "GORDY GAMBINO"Yeah Flashy I'm Mr Nice Guy :laugh3:

Of course.

 ac_smile

Anonymous

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