I have herpes.

[Bricktop]

I do NOT have Herpes, nor have I ever had any STD's.



This is because I am choosy with my partners.  This is because I can keep my dick in my pants when necessary.



I am pure.  Feels good!

Its herpes simplex, you bozo. Its not transmitted sexually.



AKA a COLD SORE.



 

[RW]

Oh yeah DSM/keebs...



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It's her personal fave....

Too good!  



 

[Annie]

I thought I had herpes one time. Turned out to be  just be a zit lol

[Bricktop]

On yer ladybits?



Yeah, right...

[RW]

We do get those kind of things down there.  Mostly ingrown hairs and such.

[Angry White Male]

Its herpes simplex, you bozo. Its not transmitted sexually.



AKA a COLD SORE.



 

I know what it is, and I know how it's transmitted.  Never claimed it's always sexually transmitted, although it can be also.

[JOE]

LOL!



Whuz happenin', Kahbuzz?



Kahbuzz, you censahed mah threads!



But I fahgive ya, cuzz you an' me iz buddihs, K.



Joe's gotta big heart, y'know

WTF is wrong with you?

Fear is an amazing motivator for many things, both mental and physical. It can shape many things.....

That, and its J0E....

....oh well

[JOE]

I had a discussion with a co worker of mine recently.

We were talking about street hookers versus high priced escorts.

She was saying that the former spread disease cuz they have sex with bums.

But the latter don't cuz they sleep with 'gentleman' with money.

I don't think it makes a difference, can get a social disease from either.

But maybe she was saying that because her friend is an escort.

Its herpes simplex, you bozo. Its not transmitted sexually.



AKA a COLD SORE.



 

I know what it is, and I know how it's transmitted.  Never claimed it's always sexually transmitted, although it can be also.

[Angry White Male]

I do not have herpes.

I've heard through the grapevine that you've had other transmitted diseases though...



Were you embarrassed when you had to talk to the Doktor about them?

[GORDY GAMBINO]

Wash youse filthy vaginas

[Angry White Male]

Some women are lazy that way...  A douche kit can't cost more than a few bucks?  Yet they'll wander around with foul vaginas, instead of cleaning up!



How can they NOT know they smell like fish, Gordy?  Do you think they just get used to it over time?

[JOE]

Yeah, that's what I thought, too.

I seem to remember RW sayin' that she had the big 'H'.

I do not have herpes.

I've heard through the grapevine that you've had other transmitted diseases though...



Were you embarrassed when you had to talk to the Doktor about them?

[Angry White Male]

It was SOMETHING, but I can't remember all these little details from years ago anymore!

[GORDY GAMBINO]

Some women are lazy that way...  A douche kit can't cost more than a few bucks?  Yet they'll wander around with foul vaginas, instead of cleaning up!



How can they NOT know they smell like fish, Gordy?  Do you think they just get used to it over time?

As a joke I said to the slope,in THAI, about a month ago that she had a putrid smelly cunt.

[JOE]

...You mustve gotten herpes or some other vd from all those prostitutes you've used through the years, gambino.

Some women are lazy that way...  A douche kit can't cost more than a few bucks?  Yet they'll wander around with foul vaginas, instead of cleaning up!



How can they NOT know they smell like fish, Gordy?  Do you think they just get used to it over time?

As a joke I said to the slope,in THAI, about a month ago that she had a putrid smelly cunt.