Cashew Christmas

[RW]

SB

This candle starts smelling like apple pie then ends up smelling like a rank fart. Now you can Fart Rape people when you aren't even around!

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[Aryan]

SCOUSE....Hrm....Let's see......



A new Bic razor

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A bottle of bleach to keep your whites white

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A set of new chairs

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This lil beauty even made the national news  here recently  





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[RW]

You know, I had that in and subbed in the chairs instead.  



People thought Ikea actually made it hahaa

[Aryan]

Lol who made it? I'd actually buy it, its quality!

[RW]

Lol who made it? I'd actually buy it, its quality!

Someone doctored a pic and said Ikea sold it under the name Hadølf.



Ikea is PISSED.

[Aryan]

Lol who made it? I'd actually buy it, its quality!

Someone doctored a pic and said Ikea sold it under the name Hadølf.



Ikea is PISSED.

Sounds like leftist trolling at it's gheyist

[RW]

Lol who made it? I'd actually buy it, its quality!

Someone doctored a pic and said Ikea sold it under the name Hadølf.



Ikea is PISSED.

Sounds like leftist trolling at it's gheyist

They don't know who did it but it struck a nerve because the founder of Ikea, Ingvar Kamprad, was a member of a neo-nazi group when he was young.

[RW]

Seriously though....



For Christmas, you are getting this:

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You clearly need more glitter in your life :)

[Aryan]

Lol who made it? I'd actually buy it, its quality!

Someone doctored a pic and said Ikea sold it under the name Hadølf.



Ikea is PISSED.

Sounds like leftist trolling at it's gheyist

They don't know who did it but it struck a nerve because the founder of Ikea, Ingvar Kamprad, was a member of a neo-nazi group when he was young.

Good for him!

[Anonymous]

Lol who made it? I'd actually buy it, its quality!

Someone doctored a pic and said Ikea sold it under the name Hadølf.



Ikea is PISSED.

Sounds like leftist trolling at it's gheyist

They don't know who did it but it struck a nerve because the founder of Ikea, Ingvar Kamprad, was a member of a neo-nazi group when he was young.

Good for him!

So SCOUSE, how many days are you taking off for the holidays? I am working until noon on Friday and then I am off until Thursday.

[RW]

Mel

A wearable hummingbird feeder.

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[Aryan]

Lol who made it? I'd actually buy it, its quality!

Someone doctored a pic and said Ikea sold it under the name Hadølf.



Ikea is PISSED.

Sounds like leftist trolling at it's gheyist

They don't know who did it but it struck a nerve because the founder of Ikea, Ingvar Kamprad, was a member of a neo-nazi group when he was young.

Good for him!

So SCOUSE, how many days are you taking off for the holidays? I am working until noon on Friday and then I am off until Thursday.

I'm working Christmas Day at a pub in town and thats it, its triple pay per hour for working so that will do me.



I would rather have the time off this year and enjoy the holidays rather than work.

[Angry White Male]

Mel

A wearable hummingbird feeder.

I don't need that.  I just have to hold the feeder in my hand, or walk up to it, and these fearless little fuckers won't hesitate to drink from it.



Two inches from my eyeballs, is how close these little mean bastards will come.  You can tell it from their stare...  They are tough birds, even though they weigh no more than a nickel...

[RW]

Shut up and say thank you for the nice gift!



Fucker.

[Anonymous]

Lol who made it? I'd actually buy it, its quality!

Someone doctored a pic and said Ikea sold it under the name Hadølf.



Ikea is PISSED.

Sounds like leftist trolling at it's gheyist

They don't know who did it but it struck a nerve because the founder of Ikea, Ingvar Kamprad, was a member of a neo-nazi group when he was young.

Good for him!

So SCOUSE, how many days are you taking off for the holidays? I am working until noon on Friday and then I am off until Thursday.

I'm working Christmas Day at a pub in town and thats it, its triple pay per hour for working so that will do me.



I would rather have the time off this year and enjoy the holidays rather than work.

Oh well, you can always celebrate another day.



I went to a Christmas party tonight. Too much food and drink and now I cannot sleep.