22 Push ups in...whatever

[Bricktop]

There's another craze sweeping the globe whereby people do 22 push ups in so many days to support someone or other.



So, let's do this!!!



Except, of course, we can't do push ups without verification...and I don't care about supporting some charity.



So, we'll do 22 FACTS about ourselves and then NOMINATE the next person. Remember, no porkies!!



I will, of course, get the ball rolling!



1. I was born in England. Peterborough to be exact.

2. I spent 6 weeks on a ship, sailing between the UK and Oz in 1959. I've never set foot on a ship since and never will.

3. I love single malt whiskey.

4. I love motor racing.

5. I hate political ideology and parties.

6. I flunked high school and left just after turning 16.

7. I wished I'd stayed in England, as great as Australia is.

8. I like travelling.

9. I like photography.

10. I am a fantastic video gamer.

11. I use Apple Mac.

12. I love dogs of all shapes and sizes.

13. I hate cats.

14. I'm an animal lover. Except for cats.

15. I'm studying pottery.

16. I come from a line of musicians...and can't play a single note.

17. My ancestry is Polish.

18. I did a DNA test once. A lot of my DNA came through what is now Russia.

19. I believe in freedom of speech, no matter how controversial.

20. My favourite city is London. Followed by Paris.

21. I wear size 8.5 shoes.

22. I used to be a gym instructor.





And I nominate YEAH RIGHT to tell us 22 things about himself!!!

[Anonymous]

A very interesting thread Oberon.

 

[kiebers]

It is something being done to raise awareness of veteran suicide. Many say there are 22 per day but that is not true. Never the less it is a problem and they are just bringing attention to it this way.

[Anonymous]

It is something being done to raise awareness of veteran suicide. Many say there are 22 per day but that is not true. Never the less it is a problem and they are just bringing attention to it this way.

Oh, I see kiebers, thank you.

[Anonymous]

There's another craze sweeping the globe whereby people do 22 push ups in so many days to support someone or other.



So, let's do this!!!



Except, of course, we can't do push ups without verification...and I don't care about supporting some charity.



So, we'll do 22 FACTS about ourselves and then NOMINATE the next person. Remember, no porkies!!



I will, of course, get the ball rolling!



1. I was born in England. Peterborough to be exact.

2. I spent 6 weeks on a ship, sailing between the UK and Oz in 1959. I've never set foot on a ship since and never will.

3. I love single malt whiskey.

4. I love motor racing.

5. I hate political ideology and parties.

6. I flunked high school and left just after turning 16.

7. I wished I'd stayed in England, as great as Australia is.

8. I like travelling.

9. I like photography.

10. I am a fantastic video gamer.

11. I use Apple Mac.

12. I love dogs of all shapes and sizes.

13. I hate cats.

14. I'm an animal lover. Except for cats.

15. I'm studying pottery.

16. I come from a line of musicians...and can't play a single note.

17. My ancestry is Polish.

18. I did a DNA test once. A lot of my DNA came through what is now Russia.

19. I believe in freedom of speech, no matter how controversial.

20. My favourite city is London. Followed by Paris.

21. I wear size 8.5 shoes.

22. I used to be a gym instructor.





And I nominate YEAH RIGHT to tell us 22 things about himself!!!

Great thread and I hope Yeah Right posts 22 facts about himself.

[RW]

Someone should PM him the link.

[Anonymous]

did it

[GORDY GAMBINO]

1. I am a self made millionaire.



2. I have fucked more bitches than Gene Simmons.



3. I can get my hands on 200k cash inside 24 hrs.



4. I would never fuck Oberons wif but I would piss in his pool.



5. I have 2 Worksafe Licenses.



6. RW is too mouthy for me, if I was with her I'd have to slap her every now and then to keep her in line.



7. Annie hates her husband and would let me do her up the ass to get back at him.



8. My wif doesn't trust me 1 bit as far as ting tongs go.



9. I fucked 2 sisters once and another time an aunty and niece.



10. My cawk is cut and measures about 28cm.



11. I am a part time building lecturer at TAFE  and get 2 grand per lecture.



12. I hate Australia Adelaide in particular.



13. I once stabbed a cunt in the eye with a pen.



14. I got kicked out of church when I was 6.



15. All religion is bullshit.



16. If I had my hands on nukes I would bomb most of the world.



17. I can get a loom in Pattaya for 5 bucks a night.



18. My criminal convictions are over 9 pages long.



19. I got busted at Perth airport for importing weapons.



20. I did an armed robbery of a betting shop and never got caught.



21. I will never get married again.



22. When Berry Sweet turns 40 next year I will send her a cake.

[Anonymous]

^Nobody asked you.

[GORDY GAMBINO]

I don't need to be invited.



I go where I want .



Lube ya ass or cop it dry I don't give a fuck.

[Anonymous]

I don't need to be invited.



I go where I want .



Lube ya ass or cop it dry I don't give a fuck.

You nominated yourself(violation) and didn't nominate the next person(another violation).

[GORDY GAMBINO]

Like I give a fuck about Oberons rules. Look up the Geneva Convention if ya wanna adjudicate ya negro rooting fucken ting tong.

[Anonymous]

Like I give a fuck about Oberons rules. Look up the Geneva Convention if ya wanna adjudicate ya negro rooting fucken ting tong.

We should all care about Oberon's rules.

[Bricktop]

It never ceases to amaze me that a person apparently above the age of 50 thinks that it is clever, funny, smart or witty to behave like a delinquent dickhead.



Sure, when we're young and silly we can be excused for acting like a total fucking nutjob. But when you get to a certain age, and you still believe buffoonery is a good way to attract attention and make people laugh, it is surely evidence that mental and emotional maturation was stilted and malformed.



Gordy personifies those with a desperate need to be noticed, even to the extent of humiliating and embarrassing themselves.



I'd bet good money that if you were at a party, and told Gordy to crap in his pants for a laugh, he'd be squatting and grunting in a heartbeat, and then walking around standing close to the ladies to impress them with his fetid stench. Of course, he need not crap his pants to do that, but it would add to the effect.



Gambino, you're a repugnant malignancy on the arse of humanity, and the sooner that asbestosis takes effect, the better we will all be.

[GORDY GAMBINO]

He will suppress you worse than Mao See Tung you rule obeying, standing on crop, fly swatter.



Now keep ya legs open but have 1 kid.



Not easy for you.



Big leap forward more like Big slut in Van.