THIS IS FOR REAL YEAH BABY YEAH

[RW]

He's an Aussie through and through.

[Blurt]

Pre-Nup, you dumb Brit!

Or, as in Mel's case, post-nup!

[Anonymous]

Pre-Nup, you dumb Brit!

He's from Thailand.

[Wulf]

Maybe I should purchase my very own slope also...



Seems to be all the rage.  Just like when White people were importing Negro-babies a few years back as a novelty item...

It's always a good practice to be smarter than the person you intend to buy and for obvious reasons.



In your case, you would have to purchase a brain dead, jungle bunny right out of the fucking trees.  

[Anonymous]

Maybe I should purchase my very own slope also...



Seems to be all the rage.  Just like when White people were importing Negro-babies a few years back as a novelty item...

It's always a good practice to be smarter than the person you intend to buy and for obvious reasons.



In your case you would have to purchase a brain dead, jungle bunny right out of the fucking trees.  

What do they retail for nowadays?

[Angry White Male]

What do they retail for nowadays?

That's a good question, that Wulf should be able to answer.



I know from running my business, one must calculate overhead costs...

[Wulf]

"Business" ac_lmfao



One drunk and a busted truck, does not a business make. That's more like a suck hole for the government dole.



Tell us Mel, how much dirt have you moved this month? Being that you are here every night, half in the bag and talking to yourself, I'd have to say not very much. In fact I'll bet more dirt gets moved around on your living room rug when you finally go face down in your pile of empties.



So when you soil the sheets, do you count the clean up time as overhead expenses or is that considered a direct labor cost?

[GORDY GAMBINO]

Slopes are given away. Then you fall in love throw ya money away and the family comes calling.  My life is fucked. I shooda gone big booby skid with kid.

[Anonymous]

Slopes are given away. Then you fall in love throw ya money away and the family comes calling.  My life is fucked. I shooda gone big booby skid with kid.

Those South East Asians. You should have got a Chinese, Japanese or Korean. They are taller and better looking anyway than South East Asian gals.

[GORDY GAMBINO]

On my budget I can't even get a chug rooting welfare mommy. Whats next a fucken abo.

[Anonymous]

Slopes are given away. Then you fall in love throw ya money away and the family comes calling.  My life is fucked. I shooda gone big booby skid with kid.

You should have got a Chinese, Japanese or Korean. They are taller and better looking anyway than South East Asian gals.

They are seldom street smart.

[Blurt]

On my budget I can't even get a chug rooting welfare mommy. Whats next a fucken abo.

Oh, how the mighty have fallen!



I feel for you, Gordino.



No, I really do.

[GORDY GAMBINO]

Higher



Lower



Yeah thats it



Can ya spare a dime missus ???

[Angry White Male]

Tell us Mel, how much dirt have you moved this month?

Nothing.  It's been in the shop.



Would you like to see the first repair bill?

[Wulf]

Tell us Mel, how much dirt have you moved this month?

Nothing.  It's been in the shop.



Would you like to see the first repair bill?

No need.



As I stated previously, one drunk and a busted truck does not a business make.



I guess there goes the next month's booze allowance.