The Game Wasn't Pocket Pool

[RW]

NFL security guard fired after masturbating during game





A security guard caught apparently masturbating during a San Diego Chargers game on Sunday has been fired.  Article here with video.  Video NSFW

http://nypost.com/2016/12/20/nfl-security-guard-fired-after-masturbating-during-game/">http://nypost.com/2016/12/20/nfl-securi ... ring-game/">http://nypost.com/2016/12/20/nfl-security-guard-fired-after-masturbating-during-game/



My question to you is how serious do you consider this kind of masturbating in public?  Should this be a criminal offense?

[kiebers]

Fairly serious. Don't want my kids/grand kids to witness that not to mention the mob mentality saying all kinds of things for the kids to hear.

Class C misdemeanor - 1st time

Class A misdemeanor - 2nd time

Felony sex offender - 3rd time

[RW]

Fairly serious. Don't want my kids/grand kids to witness that not to mention the mob mentality saying all kinds of things for the kids to hear.

Class C misdemeanor - 1st time

Class A misdemeanor - 2nd time

Felony sex offender - 3rd time

What do those translate to in terms of punishments?  (Sorry, not up on American crime lingo.)

[kiebers]

Fairly serious. Don't want my kids/grand kids to witness that not to mention the mob mentality saying all kinds of things for the kids to hear.

Class C misdemeanor - 1st time

Class A misdemeanor - 2nd time

Felony sex offender - 3rd time

What do those translate to in terms of punishments?  (Sorry, not up on American crime lingo.)

Class 1 or A: Fines of up to $5,000, and/or a jail sentence of up to 12 months.

Class 2 or B: Fines up to $1,000, and/or a jail sentence of 6-9 months.

Class 3 or C: Fines up to $1,000 and/or a jail sentence of up to 3 months.

[RW]

Thank you :)

[@realAzhyaAryola]

NFL security guard fired after masturbating during game





A security guard caught apparently masturbating during a San Diego Chargers game on Sunday has been fired.  Article here with video.  Video NSFW

http://nypost.com/2016/12/20/nfl-security-guard-fired-after-masturbating-during-game/">http://nypost.com/2016/12/20/nfl-securi ... ring-game/">http://nypost.com/2016/12/20/nfl-security-guard-fired-after-masturbating-during-game/



My question to you is how serious do you consider this kind of masturbating in public?  Should this be a criminal offense?

That was awful. That security guard has a mother. I feel bad for her. What kind of person cannot control themselves like that? I pity the poor soul actually because they are so sick. What is that poor soul's future going to be like? I feel bad for mentally ill people. They really need help.

[Anonymous]

NFL security guard fired after masturbating during game





A security guard caught apparently masturbating during a San Diego Chargers game on Sunday has been fired.  Article here with video.  Video NSFW

http://nypost.com/2016/12/20/nfl-security-guard-fired-after-masturbating-during-game/">http://nypost.com/2016/12/20/nfl-securi ... ring-game/">http://nypost.com/2016/12/20/nfl-security-guard-fired-after-masturbating-during-game/



My question to you is how serious do you consider this kind of masturbating in public? Should this be a criminal offense?

Yes

[Anonymous]

I don't often look at this sub. Some comical stuff here.



Q: why did you leave your last position?

A: well. I uh, well you see there was this uh and I was observed uh.

[@realAzhyaAryola]

It's up there with exhibitionism and lewd public acts.

[Anonymous]

It's up there with exhibitionism and lewd public acts.

It's hard to believe someone can't wait until they finish their shift.

[Angry White Male]

I had a male Asian math teacher in high school that always had both hands in his pockets, and was unable to keep his hands still in there.



Not sure if he was actually playing with his little yellow noodle, but we always joked about it once class was over.



Nobody really cared though...  That was before the time when one could "offend" or "sexually harass" someone just by looking at them wrong.

[Anonymous]

I had a white lady teacher who scratched her flat white hairy ass.

[Angry White Male]

I had a white lady teacher who scratched her flat white hairy ass.

See, so it all evens out!



White teacher scratches her flat ass (how you'd know it's hairy, is beyond me)...



Asian teacher plays pocket pool with his little yellow noodle!

[Anonymous]

I had a white lady teacher who scratched her flat white hairy ass.

See, so it all evens out!



White teacher scratches her flat ass (how you'd know it's hairy, is beyond me)...



Asian teacher plays pocket pool with his little yellow noodle!

All you caucasoids are hairy, smelly apes. Ya see, we East Asians are more evolved. It's a scientific fact.

[Angry White Male]

I'm not so sure, Shen...



Our Native Indians descended from you Asians...



That's why these two groups share the similarities that they do!