Seamajors retarded spelling bee competition

[Frood]

[Frood]

[Biggie Smiles]

"here's POark!"

[Brent]

Seamajor is not banned. In fact, he is logged in right now. He can post in the Flame Pit anytime he wants to. He can call me fat or a smoker or one of the other eight words he knows how to spell if he wants to.

I don't care one way or the other.

[Frood]

Half the time when Seamajor attempts writing a post, it's so shoddy and often unintelligible...

That's why I reply "Ooga Booga ____________"

Usually stuff like Ooga booga narf narf lime rooster bewieve ewe mee.

Or Ooga booga empty candy van cam man no glans?"

I'd say it drives him nuts, but he already is and may even think they're instructions for cupcakes or home made pineapple fritters (for his butthole)... 

[DKG]

Half the time when Seamajor attempts writing a post, it's so shoddy and often unintelligible...

That's why I reply "Ooga Booga ____________"

Usually stuff like Ooga booga narf narf lime rooster bewieve ewe mee.

Or Ooga booga empty candy van cam man no glans?"

I'd say it drives him nuts, but he already is and may even think they're instructions for cupcakes or home made pineapple fritters (for his butthole)... 

The crybaby can post without approval. But, he cannot figure out how to do that just like he could not figure out how to register. How can someone so functionally illiterate survive to his mid seventies without a caregiver to hold his hand.

[Herman]

Seamidget got a bad case of the squirts, or 'diaria."

[Shen Li]

Seamidget got a bad case of the squirts, or 'diaria."

Seamunchkin's caregiver must've given him too many liquefied prunes.

[DKG]

Seamunchkin's caregiver must've given him too many liquefied prunes.

He can't figure out how to login, so it makes sense he can't change his own Depends.

[DKG]

Seamidget got a bad case of the squirts, or 'diaria."

He should tip his caregiver a couple of colons and get her to login for him so he can lash out at us in an incoherent manner like an eight year old with Tourette's. Apparently our current login process is to complicated for him.

[formosan]

He should tip his caregiver a couple of colons and get her to login for him so he can lash out at us in an incoherent manner like an eight year old with Tourette's. Apparently our current login process is to complicated for him.

I know he makes it difficult, but I can't help but feel pity on poor Seamajor..

At any age, but especially his age, he spends all day seething at anonymous people on obscure forums.

[Brent]

Seamidget got a bad case of the squirts, or 'diaria."

A Seadunce classic. What a baphoon.