Blazor

[Brent]

For a few hours only.

[Shen Li]

lol.... no army.... not even a "me".... i wanna see you telling your "religions are bullshit" story to the great "I AM"....

I will tell anybody that religions are man-made superstitions.

[Reggie Essent]

I will tell anybody that religions are man-made superstitions.

If God made man, wouldn't man's superstitions then be God's also?

[Shen Li]

If God made man, wouldn't man's superstitions then be God's also?

Since I don't believe in any omniscient diety, no.

[Reggie Essent]

Since I don't believe in any omniscient diety, no.

That's a belief too, Shen.  I'm pretty sure God believes in you. ;)

[Shen Li]

That's a belief too, Shen.  I'm pretty sure God believes in you. ;)

Good for him/her. Will that be enought to keep me off your diety's naughty list. I really want a kitten for X-mas.

[Reggie Essent]

Good for him/her. Will that be enought to keep me off your diety's naughty list. I really want a kitten for X-mas.

If God wants you to have a cat, a cat will show up.
 
Wait!  You ain't gonna grill the cat, are you?

  

[Lab Flaker]

If God made man, wouldn't man's superstitions then be God's also?

I was obsessed with Ian Anderson's take...



© Ian Anderson 1971

In the beginning Man created God;
and in the image of Man
created he him.

2 And Man gave unto God a multitude of
names,that he might be Lord of all
the earth when it was suited to Man

3 And on the seven millionth
day Man rested and did lean
heavily on his God and saw that
it was good.

4 And Man formed Aqualung of
the dust of the ground, and a
host of others likened unto his kind.

5 And these lesser men were cast into the
void; And some were burned, and some were
put apart from their kind.

6 And Man became the God that he had
created and with his miracles did
rule over all the earth.

7 But as all these things
came to pass, the Spirit that did
cause man to create his God
lived on within all men: even
within Aqualung.

8 And man saw it not.

9 But for Christ's sake he'd
better start looking.

[Lab Flaker]

Blazor ...a 29" waist you were saying?? Damn you need to beef up this Xmas! 

[Blazor]

Blazor ...a 29" waist you were saying?? Damn you need to beef up this Xmas! 

I was jus' bloated, Im still 28" lol.

Nah, for my size, Im doing great. Almost Bruce Lee like lol. Speed is the key! Brute force has nothing on speed with critical strikes!!!

[Lab Flaker]

I was jus' bloated, Im still 28" lol.

Nah, for my size, Im doing great. Almost Bruce Lee like lol. Speed is the key! Brute force has nothing on speed with critical strikes!!!

You do realise that I lied about my height and weight just to make you feel equal don't you? lol

[Blazor]

You do realise that I lied about my height and weight just to make you feel equal don't you? lol

I don't give a fuck if you lied, I ain't tryin' to fuck ya!!! 

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

I'm 6'6", 230lbs., and built like Schwarzenegger in the 80s.



Believe it or don't.

[Lab Flaker]

I don't give a fuck if you lied, I ain't tryin' to fuck ya!!! 

Oh shut up little man! Löl

[Lab Flaker]

Here's a song for you to wise up and stop playing dress-up!