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Lab Flaker

Quote from: Blazor on October 06, 2024, 11:49:08 PMNothing near my anus lol. I only go for ones my age that don't look like my mom lol.

You just gotta trust yourself...chicks love the ol' male freckle! It's still heterosexual.  :s_laugh:
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Blazor

Quote from: Lokmar on October 06, 2024, 11:51:46 PMWay too many women are skanked out whores by the time they reach 40, maybe even 30. Who wants some slut thats been ganged banged by half the city? Go to church and find one that doesnt have tattoos and 31 flavors of jizz shot up in em in all 3 holes!!!!

I'm not gonna lie, I've debated going to church lol.
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Blazor

Quote from: Lab Flaker on October 06, 2024, 11:53:29 PMYou just gotta trust yourself...chicks love the ol' male freckle! It's still heterosexual.  :s_laugh:

Nope, not into outhole play lol.
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Lokmar

Quote from: Blazor on October 06, 2024, 11:55:43 PMI'm not gonna lie, I've debated going to church lol.

You have a much better chance finding a woman who isnt a skanked up whore in a decent church. If they have tattoos, more than their ears pierced, kids by different men, ramble on about toxic masculinity, or any of the other stereotypical white girl shit Shen goes on about, GTFO! She aint wrong!!!

If a woman goes to church, theres a better than average chance she's at least trying to be a decent person. Still, watch out for the above signs! Tattoos=gutter slut SKANK!!!!!!!!

Lab Flaker

Quote from: Blazor on October 06, 2024, 11:58:30 PMNope, not into outhole play lol.

If you're gonna go to church and try find a decent chick...they're even kinkier, but you'll have to marry them first!
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Quote from: Lokmar on October 07, 2024, 12:02:22 AMYou have a much better chance finding a woman who isnt a skanked up whore in a decent church. If they have tattoos, more than their ears pierced, kids by different men, ramble on about toxic masculinity, or any of the other stereotypical white girl shit Shen goes on about, GTFO! She aint wrong!!!

If a woman goes to church, theres a better than average chance she's at least trying to be a decent person. Still, watch out for the above signs! Tattoos=gutter slut SKANK!!!!!!!!

All good pointers, I know you ain't lying lol. It's also why I have my Southern flag flying in my house, cause it will trigger a Libtard, and I'll know then she ain't the one lol.
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I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Blazor

Quote from: Lab Flaker on October 07, 2024, 12:03:24 AMIf you're gonna go to church and try find a decent chick...they're even kinkier, but you'll have to marry them first!

Lol, not always. I may give it a try after Halloween lol.
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Lab Flaker

Quote from: Blazor on October 07, 2024, 12:26:43 AMAll good pointers, I know you ain't lying lol. It's also why I have my Southern flag flying in my house, cause it will trigger a Libtard, and I'll know then she ain't the one lol.

Now listen...piercings are good juju on women. Trust me I have pierced many women over the years with various genital piercings and I'm good at it.

Look how gorgeous this piece of fruit looks...



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DKG

Quote from: Lokmar on October 06, 2024, 11:51:46 PMWay too many women are skanked out whores by the time they reach 40, maybe even 30. Who wants some slut thats been ganged banged by half the city? Go to church and find one that doesnt have tattoos and 31 flavors of jizz shot up in em in all 3 holes!!!!
I met my girlfriend at a gym.

Lokmar

Quote from: Lab Flaker on October 07, 2024, 12:37:40 AMNow listen...piercings are good juju on women. Trust me I have pierced many women over the years with various genital piercings and I'm good at it.

Look how gorgeous this piece of fruit looks...



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Thats a clear sign that she's taken many heavy loads from many, many, many men.

I'd never eat that rotten fruit!!!
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I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Blazor

I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Garraty_47

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Quote from: Blazor on October 07, 2024, 12:39:41 PM
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Blazor

I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Lokmar

Quote from: Blazor on October 07, 2024, 01:06:32 PM

I hope you're Catholic Blazor:

"Leonard Edward Feeney (February 18, 1897 – January 30, 1978) was an American Jesuit Catholic priest, poet, lyricist, and essayist.

He articulated an interpretation of the Catholic doctrine extra Ecclesiam nulla salus ("outside the Church there is no salvation"). He took the position that baptism of blood and baptism of desire are unavailing and that therefore no non-Catholics will be saved.[1] Those positions are called, after him, Feeneyism."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonard_Feeney