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caskur

#8955
October 27, 2024, 02:29:40 PM
Quote from: Blazor on October 27, 2024, 01:03:15 PMavatar_caskur is that you?


Quote from: Blazor on October 27, 2024, 01:03:15 PMavatar_caskur is that you?



Crikey... not yet... maybe 20 years if I last that long.
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Blazor

#8956
October 27, 2024, 03:25:38 PM
Quote from: caskur on October 27, 2024, 02:29:40 PMCrikey... not yet... maybe 20 years if I last that long.


The part that got me was where she said "suck my cunt"  :crampe:
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Thiel

#8957
October 27, 2024, 04:26:22 PM
Quote from: Blazor on October 27, 2024, 01:06:46 PMAwwww, this is great

Kitties in the slammer. :s_laugh:
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Thiel

#8958
October 27, 2024, 04:28:40 PM
Quote from: Blazor on October 27, 2024, 01:03:15 PMavatar_caskur is that you?


She provided some entertainment for poll workers. It's a boring job.
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caskur

#8959
October 27, 2024, 04:39:15 PM
Quote from: Blazor on October 27, 2024, 03:25:38 PMThe part that got me was where she said "suck my cunt"  :crampe:

I wouldn't say that though.

What was she wearing?
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caskur

#8960
October 27, 2024, 04:43:33 PM Last Edit: October 29, 2024, 06:13:07 AM by caskur
Quote from: Thiel on October 27, 2024, 04:28:40 PMShe provided some entertainment for poll workers. It's a boring job.

She should have smacked their mouths in... I would have done that. It would have been an involuntary action.

The Devil made me do it.

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Blazor

#8961
October 28, 2024, 01:44:08 AM
Quote from: caskur on October 27, 2024, 04:39:15 PMI wouldn't say that though.

What was she wearing?

A Trump shirt lol.
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Blazor

#8962
October 28, 2024, 01:44:56 AM
Quote from: caskur on October 27, 2024, 04:43:33 PMShe should have smacked their moths in... I would have done that. It would have been an involuntary action.

The Devil made me do it.

 :angel_not (2):

I was dressed as the Devil last night  :crampe:

I kept telling my friend "the Devil says drink more whiskey" and stuff like that lol.
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Frood

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October 28, 2024, 01:48:03 AM
Was it your cute 20 something female friend?

You could have said "this devil said he wants to devil your eggs with extra mayo"...  :dontknow:
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Blazor

#8964
October 28, 2024, 01:59:41 AM
Quote from: Frood on October 28, 2024, 01:48:03 AMWas it your cute 20 something female friend?

You could have said "this devil said he wants to devil your eggs with extra mayo"...  :dontknow:

How did you know!? lolol, she over in Cali currently lol.
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Frood

#8965
October 28, 2024, 02:05:34 AM
...dirty old devil...  :pardon:
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Blazor

#8966
October 28, 2024, 02:06:50 AM
Quote from: Frood on October 28, 2024, 02:05:34 AM...dirty old devil...  :pardon:

 :crampe:

She actually turned 21 jus 2 hours ago lol. Its both our birthday weekend!!!  :yeahhh:
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Frood

#8967
October 28, 2024, 02:10:45 AM
Quote from: Blazor on October 28, 2024, 02:06:50 AM:crampe:

She actually turned 21 jus 2 hours ago lol. Its both our birthday weekend!!!  :yeahhh:

My youngest uncle picked up a smoking hot 21 year old brunette from a bar when he was in his mid 40's.

They've been married with kids since the late 90's... she's still a knockout and totally dedicated.

Just saying...stranger things have and do happen.. :dontknow:
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Blazor

#8968
October 28, 2024, 02:16:35 AM
Quote from: Frood on October 28, 2024, 02:10:45 AMMy youngest uncle picked up a smoking hot 21 year old brunette from a bar when he was in his mid 40's.

They've been married with kids since the late 90's... she's still a knockout and totally dedicated.

Just saying...stranger things have and do happen.. :dontknow:

Oh dang!

My Great great great grandpa didn't start having kids til he was in his mid 50's, and kept spitting them out til he was in his mid 70s, his lady must of been young lol.

I was told I looked 25 yesterday, that felt good lol.
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Frood

#8969
October 28, 2024, 02:26:36 AM
Quote from: Blazor on October 28, 2024, 02:16:35 AMOh dang!

My Great great great grandpa didn't start having kids til he was in his mid 50's, and kept spitting them out til he was in his mid 70s, his lady must of been young lol.

I was told I looked 25 yesterday, that felt good lol.

My great great (maybe great again, would have to look it up) grandfather was a Jewish farmer in Germany when he married a 19 year old widow with 3 kids (my Gx2-3 non Jewish grandmother). He died from a stroke and she sold up then relocated to America with her gaggle of children.

That's why I say that I'm slightly Jew.

Met my wife when I was 19 and her 26...

The dick and pussy want what the dick and pussy want...  :dontknow:

Blahhhhhh...
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