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Shen Li

Quote from: Lab Flaker on November 15, 2024, 11:31:32 PMDefinitely not short and a hard chin naffy!

Behold a legend...


I like men with a sturdy jaw.
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Shen Li

Quote from: Lab Flaker on November 15, 2024, 11:33:12 PMI could hold the owner's head underwater with my forearm alone.
I believe that.
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Lab Flaker

Quote from: Shen Li on November 15, 2024, 11:33:21 PMI like men with a sturdy jaw.

And a sturdy neck to hold the head on their shoulders.
A strong neck makes a fighter.

Blazor

Quote from: Shen Li on November 15, 2024, 11:30:01 PMDo you mean quality assurance Blaze?

Pretty much. I inspect all the units at the end of the line.
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Blazor

Quote from: Lab Flaker on November 15, 2024, 11:35:29 PMAnd a sturdy neck to hold the head on their shoulders.
A strong neck makes a fighter.

She needs the sturdy jaw, for when she sits on your face lol.
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Shen Li

Quote from: Blazor on November 15, 2024, 11:41:24 PMShe needs the sturdy jaw, for when she sits on your face lol.
Eggs ackly :yeahhh:

Shen Li

Quote from: Blazor on November 15, 2024, 11:39:56 PMPretty much. I inspect all the units at the end of the line.
I hope you like your new responsibilities. I know you'll like the increase in wages.

Reggie Essent

Anybody else watching the fight and hoping old Mike Tyson will knock out the young fucker?

I am.

I want old Iron Mike to knock the young punk out for all us old fuckers.

Shen Li

Quote from: Reggie Essent on November 15, 2024, 11:51:40 PMAnybody else watching the fight and hoping old Mike Tyson will knock out the young fucker?

I am.

I want old Iron Mike to knock the young punk out for all us old fuckers.
Isn't Mike Tyson like 60?

Reggie Essent

Quote from: Shen Li on November 15, 2024, 11:53:09 PMIsn't Mike Tyson like 60?
Yeah!  He's 58 years old.  That's why I want him to knock the younger fucker the fuck out.  We old fucks gotta stick together.

Lab Flaker

Quote from: Blazor on November 15, 2024, 11:41:24 PMShe needs the sturdy jaw, for when she sits on your face lol.

And chicks also have their own inbuilt chin rest to assist... el perineumo!  :pardon:
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Blazor

Quote from: Shen Li on November 15, 2024, 11:49:02 PMI hope you like your new responsibilities. I know you'll like the increase in wages.

I'm jus glad to be off the production line lol. Money was already good, but now even better lol. I'll be damn good at Quality.
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Blazor

Quote from: Reggie Essent on November 15, 2024, 11:51:40 PMAnybody else watching the fight and hoping old Mike Tyson will knock out the young fucker?

I am.

I want old Iron Mike to knock the young punk out for all us old fuckers.

I see your point. But, Tyson is an asshole. And I see the White dude as Trump, knockin' out Kamala (Tyson), and the return of by God AMERICA!!!! lol, its not the age thing for me lol, but I feel that lol.
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formosan

Quote from: Blazor on November 16, 2024, 02:10:07 AMI'm jus glad to be off the production line lol. Money was already good, but now even better lol. I'll be damn good at Quality.
Congratulations Blazor.
too old to be a fashionista

Blazor

Quote from: formosan on November 16, 2024, 10:31:33 AMCongratulations Blazor.

Thanks! A lot of folks at work have told me the same, and how happy they are for me, and that I deserved it.

It wasn't jus given to me, I had to pass a test, sell myself in the interview, and be the top candidate out of a lot of applicants.

Let me tell you, I really sold myself plus had a power move lol. I had taken the job posting form in with me, and when they asked why they should hire me, I stood up out of my seat, and said "allow me to demonstrate" lol. I said "there is a typo here, another here, it says scan the QR code above but the code is below. The person who generated the document set it up as the default 2 page document, which resulted in printing out a blank sheet which is a waste of resources, which required a staple resulting in more wasted resources" and I laid it down on the table lol. The look on their faces was epic, as they looked at each other and said "we have never seen anything like that before!"  :crampe:
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.