Blazor

[Blazor]

[Blazor]

    

Gonna be me lolol

[Brent]

   

Gonna be me lolol

I am certain women on dating apps aren't always honest either.

[Garraty_47]

   

Gonna be me lolol

If you're lucky you'll only throw out your back and not have a coronary or sumptin'.


But I get it... what a way to go, eh? LoL

[Blazor]

I am certain women on dating apps aren't always honest either.

I think it was implying that that dudes age range he will accept is those numbers lol. But yeah, Im sure there is dishonesty about from both sexes on there.

[Blazor]

If you're lucky you'll only throw out your back and not have a coronary or sumptin'.


But I get it... what a way to go, eh? LoL

I'm fit as a fiddle lol, Im ready for some fucky fucky lol.

[Garraty_47]

I'm fit as a fiddle lol, Im ready for some fucky fucky lol.

You better be...
...if you're going to bag a mink you have to enjoy an evening of sport fucking or what's the godsdamned point?

[Blazor]

You better be...
...if you're going to bag a mink you have to enjoy an evening of sport fucking or what's the godsdamned point?

Lol, I was telling my friend about how I use to have Saturday night Fuck fests lol, I had to explain that one lol.

[Brent]

I think it was implying that that dudes age range he will accept is those numbers lol. But yeah, Im sure there is dishonesty about from both sexes on there.

Why lie about age and appearance. That is stupid knowing they will be found out the second they meet.

[Blazor]

Why lie about age and appearance. That is stupid knowing they will be found out the second they meet.

I'm told Im TOO honest lol.

I know if I been lying, I'd already gotten some pussy lol. All these gals really be thinking Im in my late 20's no more than 30. So they ask me questions, and Im honest about everything. I think gals have figured out how to ask a guy how old he is, by asking if he has any kids, and then ask their age lol. Cause I know THAT is my downfall every time hahaha. Cause when they ask how old my son is, and I say 26, their eyes get wide as shit and their jaws drop hahaha. Then they run 

That's my biggest struggle... I attract the younger ones because I look younger, but the gals my age look like they could be my Mom lol. Not all mind you, but all the good ones have been taken so far.

[Frood]

I got accused of lying the other day by some chick in her late 50's. She thought I was her sons' rough age.. early to mid 30's. Had to explain that my oldest is nearly that old. 

[Garraty_47]

Not long ago I had someone tell me they thought I was 40-ish. When I told them they were only off by a couple of decades they looked at me like they thought I was fucking with them.

Maybe it's something in the Appalachian water? LoL

[Blazor]

I got accused of lying the other day by some chick in her late 50's. She thought I was her sons' rough age.. early to mid 30's. Had to explain that my oldest is nearly that old. 

Gotta love it lol. Everyone be saying Im lying too hahahaha.

[Blazor]

Not long ago I had someone tell me they thought I was 40-ish. When I told them they were only off by a couple of decades they looked at me like they thought I was fucking with them.

Maybe it's something in the Appalachian water? LoL

Hell even I thought you were in your 40's at first when we met if Im not mistaken lol.

That's that Mountain Water!!! Always makes me feel rejuvenated when I drink out the mountain itself lol.

[Frood]

I've heard that drinking frog piss spring water turns one's complexion gay. Not flaming...just an QEFTSG level upgrade.

The Fountain of Couth...