Blazor

[Dove]

I got accused of lying the other day by some chick in her late 50's. She thought I was her sons' rough age.. early to mid 30's. Had to explain that my oldest is nearly that old. 

 Happens to me all the time.   

 Early to mid 30s....when I say 44 no one believes me.

[Frood]

I wonder what we'll look like when we're ancient like Garraty_47... 

[Garraty_47]

I wonder what we'll look like when we're ancient like Garraty_47... 

From everything I've been reading you'll also look a lot younger than you actually are...

...but probably not as handsome as I am.

That's just how genetics works, yo.

[DKG]

People think I am younger than the fifty one that I will be this year when I wear a ball cap and t-shirt. When I wear a suit, they know I am fifty.

[Dove]

I'm told Im TOO honest lol.

I know if I been lying, I'd already gotten some pussy lol. All these gals really be thinking Im in my late 20's no more than 30. So they ask me questions, and Im honest about everything. I think gals have figured out how to ask a guy how old he is, by asking if he has any kids, and then ask their age lol. Cause I know THAT is my downfall every time hahaha. Cause when they ask how old my son is, and I say 26, their eyes get wide as shit and their jaws drop hahaha. Then they run 

That's my biggest struggle... I attract the younger ones because I look younger, but the gals my age look like they could be my Mom lol. Not all mind you, but all the good ones have been taken so far.

 That's funny because I always preferred older men.

[Dove]

I wonder what we'll look like when we're ancient like Garraty_47... 

 When I met my man he was 17 and I was 14.  When we dated...21 and 19. And it's been 25 years of friendship.

 I swear to God he just looks the same to me. I can't even tell he aged at all until I see old photos.

 And he gained weight..albeit not like a lot, and has a bald spot. He is still that intriguing boy with the Jeffery Dahmer glasses that simultaneously turned me on and creeped me out.

 I'm back in Troy now and I run into people I haven't seen in years. People I forgot existed. They all say "omg Sandi you look exactly the same! What the fuck?!"  And I joke about how i bathe in the blood of virgin milk maids every full moon. 

 They laugh. I don't. LoL.

[Blazor]

That's funny because I always preferred older men.

My ex did too, and was 15 years younger than me lol.

Last night my lil bestie called me, shes at a bar listening to a band, and had met some new folks. The one guy had my name, so she had to call me lol. She had me on speaker phone, and one girl said I sounded good, and my friend showed her what I look like, and she said "oh he's attractive! Hell I got a bf and I'd fuck him!"    , and she 21!!!! lol

Made me feel good 

[Shen Li]

When I met my man he was 17 and I was 14.  When we dated...21 and 19. And it's been 25 years of friendship.


 I swear to God he just looks the same to me. I can't even tell he aged at all until I see old photos.

 And he gained weight..albeit not like a lot, and has a bald spot. He is still that intriguing boy with the Jeffery Dahmer glasses that simultaneously turned me on and creeped me out.

 I'm back in Troy now and I run into people I haven't seen in years. People I forgot existed. They all say "omg Sandi you look exactly the same! What the fuck?!"  And I joke about how i bathe in the blood of virgin milk maids every full moon. 

 They laugh. I don't. LoL.

Ya, he spent a quarter century thinking about a relationship with the likes of you. UR so full of horseshit.

[Frood]

Meowww!!@!%#!!

[Dove]

Ya, he spent a quarter century thinking about a relationship with the likes of you. UR so full of horseshit.

 I'm not sure how the bolded part of my post says he spent a quarter century thinking about a relationship with me.

 That would be horseshit but you are the one claiming it.

 So you're either really fucking stupid, which would explain a lot, or I remind you of your husband's best female friend and you are triggered.

 Which is it?

 "The likes" of me lol. Shen I'm more desirable than you and I have more options. That only pisses you off because you are unhappy in your marriage.

 

[Blazor]

 

[Reggie Essent]

We're gonna need a bigger bucket of popcorn.

[Blazor]

We're gonna need a bigger bucket of popcorn.

I got you man...

[Shen Li]

I'm not sure how the bolded part of my post says he spent a quarter century thinking about a relationship with me.

 That would be horseshit but you are the one claiming it.

 So you're either really fucking stupid, which would explain a lot, or I remind you of your husband's best female friend and you are triggered.

 Which is it?

 "The likes" of me lol. Shen I'm more desirable than you and I have more options. That only pisses you off because you are unhappy in your marriage.

 

No, no, you never gave the ridiculous impression he was pining for your aging skanky pathetic white trash ass for like 4ever.

[Blazor]