Blazor

[formosan]

Lets seeee...... confirmed 9, possibly 16 total lol.

How exciting Blazor.....you'll have such a lovely night.

[Lokmar]

I hope you are doing the drugs they gave you.

 Just dont pull a Dovey and burn your whole life down lol.

I took 3 or 4 hydrocodones first 1.5 days. Hardheaded fuktard that I am, I didnt take any laxatives. Day 3/4, wound up taking 2 doses of milk of magnesia, 4 stool softeners, shoved a glycerine suppository up my asshole 3 fukin times before I got it in far enough not to have it slide out. Later that night, had to dig some rock hard boulders out, even with the suppository. Next day, sat on the toilet, shit hurt real bad, finally got the rest of the boulders out followed by an explosion of liquid.

Havent taken a fukin pain killer since! 

[Lokmar]

Rub some fucking dirt on it.  LOL

They told me I had to leave it wrapped for 5 days. I'm a real oily motherfucker, especially my big head. My son in law is an ER doc and is always giving me shit about not listening to doctors. Anyway. after I got that shit impaction fixed, I had to have a shower. Unwrapped it, squirted the Hybicleanse orange shit all over it, had my shower, then sprayed it down with peroxide, then alcohol.

My son in law gave me shit of course, but I told him I kept a sterile field at all times with a continuous piss stream running down that leg. He also asked me why I used Hybicleanse, peroxide, and alcohol. Told him "Triple antibiotic!"