Blazor

[formosan]

Lets seeee...... confirmed 9, possibly 16 total lol.

How exciting Blazor.....you'll have such a lovely night.

[Lokmar]

I hope you are doing the drugs they gave you.

 Just dont pull a Dovey and burn your whole life down lol.

I took 3 or 4 hydrocodones first 1.5 days. Hardheaded fuktard that I am, I didnt take any laxatives. Day 3/4, wound up taking 2 doses of milk of magnesia, 4 stool softeners, shoved a glycerine suppository up my asshole 3 fukin times before I got it in far enough not to have it slide out. Later that night, had to dig some rock hard boulders out, even with the suppository. Next day, sat on the toilet, shit hurt real bad, finally got the rest of the boulders out followed by an explosion of liquid.

Havent taken a fukin pain killer since! 

[Lokmar]

Rub some fucking dirt on it.  LOL

They told me I had to leave it wrapped for 5 days. I'm a real oily motherfucker, especially my big head. My son in law is an ER doc and is always giving me shit about not listening to doctors. Anyway. after I got that shit impaction fixed, I had to have a shower. Unwrapped it, squirted the Hybicleanse orange shit all over it, had my shower, then sprayed it down with peroxide, then alcohol.

My son in law gave me shit of course, but I told him I kept a sterile field at all times with a continuous piss stream running down that leg. He also asked me why I used Hybicleanse, peroxide, and alcohol. Told him "Triple antibiotic!"

 

[Blazor]

Yea, right leg inside. They trimmed off a flap, cleaned off some raggedness, and removed some arthritis behind the kneecap. Doc said it was pretty routine.

It looks like I have two large gauge needle holes dead center of the right side, then the bigger holes are to the left and right of the kneecap. 3 holes toward the inside, two on the outside. All have been stitched back together.

With a torn ligament, I bet you'll be down for a while. Ice and elevation will be your friends! They have me taking a baby aspirin for blood clot risk. No driving for 2 weeks.

The swelling is what gets to me now. If I dont prop it up every couple of hours, it swells.

Oh dang!

I should be able to drive, its my left leg lol. I hope anyway!

Yeah when this happened I had to keep it elevated or it would swell, I figured same for this. I ordered lots of DVDs lol.

I do the RICE method... without the ice.... just like my whiskey lol.

[Blazor]

How exciting Blazor.....you'll have such a lovely night.

Was 10 lol. Food was awesome, and plenty, folks took a plate home.

All that I have leftover is a lil turkey and a lil ham lol, and desserts. Of course I saved the ham bone in the freezer, to make a batch of pinto beans in a month or two.

[Blazor]

They told me I had to leave it wrapped for 5 days. I'm a real oily motherfucker, especially my big head. My son in law is an ER doc and is always giving me shit about not listening to doctors. Anyway. after I got that shit impaction fixed, I had to have a shower. Unwrapped it, squirted the Hybicleanse orange shit all over it, had my shower, then sprayed it down with peroxide, then alcohol.

My son in law gave me shit of course, but I told him I kept a sterile field at all times with a continuous piss stream running down that leg. He also asked me why I used Hybicleanse, peroxide, and alcohol. Told him "Triple antibiotic!"

 

OMG, showering, that's one of my concerns lol, figured I have to whore bathe lol. And I hear the brace is huge, and keeps the leg locked straight, like how am I gonna shit or even put on my socks lol.

[DKG]

OMG, showering, that's one of my concerns lol, figured I have to whore bathe lol. And I hear the brace is huge, and keeps the leg locked straight, like how am I gonna shit or even put on my socks lol.

Oh man, you have my sympathies.

[Lokmar]

OMG, showering, that's one of my concerns lol, figured I have to whore bathe lol. And I hear the brace is huge, and keeps the leg locked straight, like how am I gonna shit or even put on my socks lol.

I dont have to wear a brace but its still tough getting a sock on. The swelling prevents me from bending my knee all the way. Its getting better though. I can finally walk UP the stairs with both legs. Before yesterday, I could only take 1 step at a time because I couldnt bend my knee enough. Going DOWN, oddly enough, I still have to take 1 step at a time.

[Aryan]

Merry Christmas Blaze.

Hope you and yours are well.

[formosan]

Was 10 lol. Food was awesome, and plenty, folks took a plate home.

All that I have leftover is a lil turkey and a lil ham lol, and desserts. Of course I saved the ham bone in the freezer, to make a batch of pinto beans in a month or two.

That's very generous of you Blazor..

I have enough food to last two weeks without cooking anything else.

[sicknote]

I took 3 or 4 hydrocodones first 1.5 days. Hardheaded fuktard that I am, I didnt take any laxatives. Day 3/4, wound up taking 2 doses of milk of magnesia, 4 stool softeners, shoved a glycerine suppository up my asshole 3 fukin times before I got it in far enough not to have it slide out. Later that night, had to dig some rock hard boulders out, even with the suppository. Next day, sat on the toilet, shit hurt real bad, finally got the rest of the boulders out followed by an explosion of liquid.

Havent taken a fukin pain killer since! 

Next time do you think you could substitute all those words with... " I suffered with moderate constipation" plzzzzzzzz

  

[Lokmar]

Next time do you think you could substitute all those words with... " I suffered with moderate constipation" plzzzzzzzz

  

If I was talking to a woman, sure!

Men need graphic detail. If you told Blazor, "risk of constipation", he'd be a stupid fuck like me and end up trying to shit bricks. I can promise you, he's gonna avoid that stupid shit now.

Glad I could help! 

Its a MAN thing, dear. Gotta MANSPLAIN! FACT!

[Shen Li]

Blaze, we did a mix of North American and Chinese food for Christmas. We had turkey, stuffing, mini potatoes, mixed veg, gravy and corn. However, we also had spring rolls, broccoli and beef and wonton soup.

[Reggie Essent]

Blaze, we did a mix of North American and Chinese food for Christmas. We had turkey, stuffing, mini potatoes, mixed veg, gravy and corn. However, we also had spring rolls, broccoli and beef and wonton soup.

No wokked cat?