Blazor

[Shen Li]

No SeaTard was sodomising cockeye so the opportunity for Shen Li to catnap it didn't present itself, better luck next year Shen! 

There's always next year.

[Shen Li]

No wokked cat?

I'm saving that for Chinese New Year. YUM YUM!!

[sicknote]

There's always next year.

That's the spirit Shen!

Isn't it just a little off putting knowing that it will have had another full years worth of Slopeys sawdust like cum pumped in to it by then or is that considered seasoning on your side of the wok?

 

[Shen Li]

That's the spirit Shen!

Isn't it just a little off putting knowing that it will have had another full years worth of Slopeys sawdust like cum pumped in to it by then or is that considered seasoning on your side of the wok?

 

No, it is not considered seasoning.

[sicknote]

No, it is not considered seasoning.

Good because I've eaten a fuck ton of Asian food and I was starting to feel paranoid about why its so salty 

[Shen Li]

Good because I've eaten a fuck ton of Asian food and I was starting to feel paranoid about why its so salty 

Nothing is edible anywhere in the world if it came within 100 metres of Seatard.

[sicknote]

Nothing is edible anywhere in the world if it came within 100 metres of Seatard.

Let's lighten the mood a little, poor old cockeye, do you think hes eye went wonky from all the brutal sodomy enforced on him by his captor?

[Shen Li]

Let's lighten the mood a little, poor old cockeye, do you think hes eye went wonky from all the brutal sodomy enforced on him by his captor?

It's a possibility.

[sicknote]

More like its a Pussability.

[Blazor]

I dont have to wear a brace but its still tough getting a sock on. The swelling prevents me from bending my knee all the way. Its getting better though. I can finally walk UP the stairs with both legs. Before yesterday, I could only take 1 step at a time because I couldnt bend my knee enough. Going DOWN, oddly enough, I still have to take 1 step at a time.

Dang. Yeah the brace is gonna fuck me for 6 weeks. Glad you on the mend man!

[Blazor]

Merry Christmas Blaze.

Hope you and yours are well.

You too bro!

Im hanging, currently off work for another 3 months, tore my ACL in my knee, about to have surgery this Friday.

I tell ya, Trump got his nose so far up the joos ass that Im sure he is grazing on the corn and peanuts. One of the latest, was TikTok, remember he said China had to sell it to an American company? Well how the hell is it that now Is rail owns it!

[Blazor]

If I was talking to a woman, sure!

Men need graphic detail. If you told Blazor, "risk of constipation", he'd be a stupid fuck like me and end up trying to shit bricks. I can promise you, he's gonna avoid that stupid shit now.

Glad I could help! 

Its a MAN thing, dear. Gotta MANSPLAIN! FACT!

At this point Im wondering if I should even have a Tylenol lol. I'll be eating on a Stouffer's Lasagna for a few days after the surgery, Im pretty positive I wont have a hard time shitting lol.

[Blazor]

Blaze, we did a mix of North American and Chinese food for Christmas. We had turkey, stuffing, mini potatoes, mixed veg, gravy and corn. However, we also had spring rolls, broccoli and beef and wonton soup.

The fam and I were talking, 2 of us are burnt out on traditional. We were talking about having Chinese next year lol.

[Brent]

You too bro!

Im hanging, currently off work for another 3 months, tore my ACL in my knee, about to have surgery this Friday.

I tell ya, Trump got his nose so far up the joos ass that Im sure he is grazing on the corn and peanuts. One of the latest, was TikTok, remember he said China had to sell it to an American company? Well how the hell is it that now Is rail owns it!

The Jooz.  

Trump has done more for working Americans than any other president combined has done against them.

[Blazor]

The Jooz.  

Trump has done more for working Americans than any other president combined has done against them.

Oh, he was still the better choice over sleepy Joe, but you see what he does with one hand, and not the other.