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I finally decided to go ahead and have a sex change.

Started by Blurt, March 23, 2017, 02:58:14 PM

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Aryan

Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Blurt"
Quote from: "Blazor"I wonder if a lot of the gay men/women have a hatred for the other gender that are straight.

Unfortunately, and in my estimation, the answer is yes.  :sad:



I lived in Montreal's "gay village" for a number of years with my ex and we--as a het couple--faced a lot of discrimination whenever we hung out within the neighbourhood's borders.



They should've called it the Gay Ghetto.  :sad:


I believe you are right. Even when you try to be accepting and a good person, still get the hate.



I swear that supervisor, when I was doing pizzas, if a girl messed up saucing, she would take the ladle and be like "its ok sweetie, let me show you", then a guy at the other end putting on the cheese with a cup that is a lil over the edge of the cup... "THAT IS NOT A CUP OF CHEESE! THAT IS A MEASURING DEVICE! PLEASE USE IT AS SUCH!" lol. She said it so loud the guy jumped slinging cheese everywhere lol. She was also ex military and rode a Harley lol. I heard she had a strap on lol. She wanted to fire me so bad, cause I would always stand up to her. Others were in fear of her lol.


I'd have punched the dyke out.  :laugh3:



Seriously, women like that are not fucking women, and should be treated as such.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Blurt"I figured, why not?



Won't cost me a penny.



Thanks, Shen Li, Joe, Herman, and all the rest of you! Your tax dollars will allow me to become the woman I've always dreamed I could be.



 :thumbup:

If you are serious Blurt, I hope the operation(s) are successful, you make a speedy recovery and it gives you peace of mind.

 ac_smile

Odinson


Aryan


Blazor

Quote from: "SCOUSE"


I'd have punched the dyke out.  :laugh3:



Seriously, women like that are not fucking women, and should be treated as such.


 ac_toofunny





Man, the things I have seen and experienced over the years doing those jobs of delivering pizzas and driving a cab.







Blurt, that reminds me of the time I had to pick up a dude that had a sex change. You didnt know it was a dude at first. Lifted up his skirt in front of the cab. Later the other cabbies told me it was really a guy, but I kinda figured after he started talking in the cab. He was one of those flaming gays you could say. "Oh hell nah girl!" (snaps fingers in a Z formation) lol. The Adams apple was a giveaway too.



Then there was another time a big black guy dressed in drag got in. KNEW it was a dude. Then, in a DEEP voice, he handed me some change and said "I need to go down to 10th street" lol. It was known that a lot of men in drag were hooking in a part of town.
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "SCOUSE"


I'd have punched the dyke out.  :laugh3:



Seriously, women like that are not fucking women, and should be treated as such.


 ac_toofunny





Man, the things I have seen and experienced over the years doing those jobs of delivering pizzas and driving a cab.







Blurt, that reminds me of the time I had to pick up a dude that had a sex change. You didnt know it was a dude at first. Lifted up his skirt in front of the cab. Later the other cabbies told me it was really a guy, but I kinda figured after he started talking in the cab. He was one of those flaming gays you could say. "Oh hell nah girl!" (snaps fingers in a Z formation) lol. The Adams apple was a giveaway too.



Then there was another time a big black guy dressed in drag got in. KNEW it was a dude. Then, in a DEEP voice, he handed me some change and said "I need to go down to 10th street" lol. It was known that a lot of men in drag were hooking in a part of town.

I suppose driving a cab and delivering pizzas can be dangerous work, but anyone who has ever did either job has interesting stories to tell.

Blazor

Quote from: "Fashionista"
I suppose driving a cab and delivering pizzas can be dangerous work, but anyone who has ever did either job has interesting stories to tell.


They say its the 5th most dangerous, right up there with police officers and firemen. I've been robbed, and one night my 6th sense kicked in and went home, when the other guy that took my cab got shot in the back and left him paralyzed.



But stories a plenty yes mam. Like one time, "special delivery", request for a driver. That driver hadnt got there yet, pizza was sitting at 2 hours. Manager told me to take it. I go. Door is wide open. I knock on the screen door, and hear a low voice, so I say "Papa Johns!". I hear a voice again, saying come on in, coming from the room next to the front door, and again I yell "Papa Johns!". About that time, this woman, over 300lbs, butterball naked, comes around the corner, flaps and all, sees me, yells "YOU'RE NOT KEN!" and grabs a towel nearby, which looked more like a facecloth in comparison lol. I said sorry mam, he's not in yet. She said "I dont care, I woulda waited ALL NIGHT on Ken!"  :roll:
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
I suppose driving a cab and delivering pizzas can be dangerous work, but anyone who has ever did either job has interesting stories to tell.


They say its the 5th most dangerous, right up there with police officers and firemen. I've been robbed, and one night my 6th sense kicked in and went home, when the other guy that took my cab got shot in the back and left him paralyzed.



But stories a plenty yes mam. Like one time, "special delivery", request for a driver. That driver hadnt got there yet, pizza was sitting at 2 hours. Manager told me to take it. I go. Door is wide open. I knock on the screen door, and hear a low voice, so I say "Papa Johns!". I hear a voice again, saying come on in, coming from the room next to the front door, and again I yell "Papa Johns!". About that time, this woman, over 300lbs, butterball naked, comes around the corner, flaps and all, sees me, yells "YOU'RE NOT KEN!" and grabs a towel nearby, which looked more like a facecloth in comparison lol. I said sorry mam, he's not in yet. She said "I dont care, I woulda waited ALL NIGHT on Ken!"  :roll:

Oh my Blazor, she really liked Ken.

Blazor

Quote from: "Fashionista"
Oh my Blazor, she really liked Ken.


Yup, he came back one time with claw marks on the back of his sweater, obviously human claws lol. He said a cat did it. So we started singing he has Cat Scratch Fever  :laugh:
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Blurt"
Quote from: "SCOUSE"Oh man I hope you're trollin'  :sad:

What concern is it of yours, Naziboy?



Your tax dollars aren't involved.

If this is something you feel you need to do, you go for it (future) girl.

Blurt

Wow. Unexpected support.  ac_wot



I just hope I'll still be able to get myself a girlfriend.



Preferably a socialist one.
Aimin\' to misbehave.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Blurt"Wow. Unexpected support.  ac_wot



I just hope I'll still be able to get myself a girlfriend.



Preferably a socialist one.

Are you thinking of converting Shen Li to socialism? Maybe she will turn you into a fan of Asian style laissez-faire capitalism.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Blurt"Wow. Unexpected support.  ac_wot



I just hope I'll still be able to get myself a girlfriend.



Preferably a socialist one.

Fash and Seoul don't count and no you will never get a girlfriend. You will be even more unpopular with the opposite sex(if that's even possible).

GORDY GAMBINO

RW = ANAL SIZE WHORE

GORDY GAMBINO

Now Blurts if Doc saw off ya cawk no farang bar fine yo ass Pattaya.
RW = ANAL SIZE WHORE

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