The big divorce

[Anonymous]

Hoimin! Buddy! Long time no hear!



Whuz up!? Where yuh been? Thought ya got thrown back inta the slammer again.



Say I gotta FREE Get out of jail card whenever you need it.



Just pm me & I'll have it gift wrapped and sent to you free of charge.



Anytime! The only catch is ya have ya know how ta saw that ankle bracelet off yerself eh?

But, I had more poon tang by the time I was fifteen than you have had in your sixty plus years. That is giving you the benefit of the doubt that you are not a virgin.

[Anonymous]

same same as youse house wif



any holes a goal

My wife a nurse. I'm not into giving all my money away to ugly third world hookers who hate me. That is really stupid.

Gordy's idea of women comes directly from his personal experiences. The kind of "women" he attracts are either trailer trash pigs or prostitute and strippers.....You know,...birds of a feather and all that shit...One even tried to kill him...or so he claims.....



 ac_umm Come to think of it, even the strippers I used to know probably wouldn't touch him unless he was dressed in a suit made of hundred dollar bills.......American.

Read yo comments fat fuck and youse will learn why I  lub youse for long time.



ah yes Mrs . Stabby Pants she tried to murder me. It was fucken hilarious. Like your huge gluttenous face..... ac_lmfao

Now you can lub Seoul for long time.

 ac_biggrin

Gordon can and he does. ac_lovestruck