Am I a Pervert?

[Berry Sweet]

It's only there for exit not entry.



Whoops what am I sayen ...wrong hole folks wrong hole.



The old push the kid outa the pussy routine.



 There goes 500 grand FOR THAT FUCK!!!

Better spent on your own kid than on third world hookers.

True that.  500G is nothing.  Love my kid!

[Anonymous]

Remember Mel, date 'em but don't mate em.



F**k them but don't marry 'em.



Then your life will be complete

As if you could speak from personal experience.

[JOE]

Remember Mel, date 'em but don't mate em.



F**k them but don't marry 'em.



Then your life will be complete

As if you could speak from personal experience.

"Date 'em, don't mate 'em" is a quote from Al Bundy in the Old TV series 'Married with Children'.

[Renee]

Mel, you keep referring to birth as "popping out kids."



You've never been in a delivery room when a child is born, I take it?



The only thing popping out in there is a vein on the mother's temple.

People that have children are lesser evolved.



I'm sorry to state the truth, but they are.

Comming out of you, the above statement is fodder for comedy genius.



BUT, in this case I'm going to be more "evolved" and let it go by chalking it up to your abject stupidity.....

[Blurt]

Renee, I'm not sure Mel is evolved enough to get that there's a genetic connection between him and his parents. It needs to be spelled out.

[Anonymous]

Renee, I'm not sure Mel is evolved enough to get that there's a genetic connection between him and his parents. It needs to be spelled out.

He will get there yet Blurt.

[Anonymous]

It's only there for exit not entry.



Whoops what am I sayen ...wrong hole folks wrong hole.



The old push the kid outa the pussy routine.



 There goes 500 grand FOR THAT FUCK!!!

Better spent on your own kid than on third world hookers.

True that.  500G is nothing.  Love my kid!

We know you do.

[Angry White Male]

Today I noticed something that saddened me even further...



Happened to drive by the highschool just as classes ended for the day.



I normally don't really look that hard at the highschool kids, but today I did.



Even the really young ones are getting uglier compared to my time in high...



Many were already fat, frumpy, and hardly attractive, and they're not even adults yet!  If they already sort of look like shit at 16, they are usually pretty much finished by 30.



I know things were looking better when I went to highschool.

[Anonymous]

Today I noticed something that saddened me even further...



Happened to drive by the highschool just as classes ended for the day.



I normally don't really look that hard at the highschool kids, but today I did.



Even the really young ones are getting uglier compared to my time in high...



Many were already fat, frumpy, and hardly attractive, and they're not even adults yet!  If they already sort of look like shit at 16, they are usually pretty much finished by 30.



I know things were looking better when I went to highschool.

Obesity is not a problem at my children's school.

[Angry White Male]

It is already at some here.  If they're chubby at that age, they'll be obese in 10 years.

[Anonymous]

It is already at some here.  If they're chubby at that age, they'll be obese in 10 years.

That's unfortunate.

[Renee]

Today I noticed something that saddened me even further...



Happened to drive by the highschool just as classes ended for the day.



I normally don't really look that hard at the highschool kids, but today I did.



Even the really young ones are getting uglier compared to my time in high...



Many were already fat, frumpy, and hardly attractive, and they're not even adults yet!  If they already sort of look like shit at 16, they are usually pretty much finished by 30.



I know things were looking better when I went to highschool.

So you are scoping out chicks at High Schools now....fucking loser.



Just so you know, even the most frumpy, fat, pizza faced, 16 year old girl isn't going to warm up to the idea of sleeping with a guy who wets his bed....