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WAR!!! Australia V Canada.

Started by Bricktop, June 07, 2017, 11:56:58 PM

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realgrimm


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Well, I haven't.

Harry

">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8nySRk1rkk



Beware, the video is as slow as cold molasses.

Harry

Quote from: "realgrimm"Does Australia even get snow...hahaha I bet it doesn't .. can't even enjoy the  full spectrum of weather , just lots and lots of shitty dry heat,with bugs the size of fists hovering around your face...No thanx



CANADA!!
http://www.smh.com.au/video/video-news/video-nsw-news/deluge-due-in-australias-snowfields-20170905-4xu3e.html">//http://www.smh.com.au/video/video-news/video-nsw-news/deluge-due-in-australias-snowfields-20170905-4xu3e.html



But it's generally cheaper and easier to just fly to New Zealand. Sydney-Queenstown is a 3 hour flight,  which is less time than driving to the Australian ski fields from Sydney or Melbourne.  There are more and better ski options over there, though Australian resorts tend to be bigger, with gentler slopes that are better for learning.  You consistently get a lot more powder in NZ, and their ski fields are generally above the tree line.  Snowfalls in Australia can be a bit hit-and-miss.

Harry

Camels!



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We've got camels.  And tropical sunsets.  So I'm calling that 2 points.



Australia: 2

Canada: 0

Blurt

Everybody has camels, Harry.



They're like rabbits and sparrows.



Our camels can go alpine skiing.



Can yours?
Aimin\' to misbehave.

Harry

Quote from: "Blurt"Everybody has camels, Harry.



They're like rabbits and sparrows.



Our camels can go alpine skiing.



Can yours?


Ours can water ski.



Can yours?

Harry

Only in Australia will you hear a judge tell the court he is "flat out, like a lizard drinking", to indicate that he is extremely busy.



http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/sam-ibrahim-to-be-sentenced-for-gun-supply-conspiracy-on-september-13-20170905-gyaxoz.html">//http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/sam-ibrahim-to-be-sentenced-for-gun-supply-conspiracy-on-september-13-20170905-gyaxoz.html



Australia: 1

Canada: 0

Blurt

Quote from: "Harry"
Quote from: "Blurt"Everybody has camels, Harry.



They're like rabbits and sparrows.



Our camels can go alpine skiing.



Can yours?


Ours can water ski.



Can yours?

Nope.



But our squirrels can.



Do you even have squirrels down there?



">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVfXF8O-lHw



">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGo1n3aoYTE



There have been nine incarnations of Twiggy since 1979.



Canada: 9

Australia: 0
Aimin\' to misbehave.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Blurt"
Quote from: "Harry"
Quote from: "Blurt"Everybody has camels, Harry.



They're like rabbits and sparrows.



Our camels can go alpine skiing.



Can yours?


Ours can water ski.



Can yours?

Nope.



But our squirrels can.



Do you even have squirrels down there?



">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVfXF8O-lHw



">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGo1n3aoYTE



There have been nine incarnations of Twiggy since 1979.



Canada: 9

Australia: 0
Very cute.

Harry

No squirrels, but we have...



QUOKKAS!!



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Quokkas > Squirrels



So, another point for Australia!!

Angry White Male

Canada sucks.  There's really nothing at all we excel at, nothing that sets us apart globally...  Nothing.



We're like the worst of both worlds...



Oh, and most of this country, although large, is a frozen, barren wasteland/shithole.

Blurt

Quote from: "Harry"No squirrels, but we have...



QUOKKAS!!



Quokkas > Squirrels



So, another point for Australia!!

Damn.  :sneaky2:
Aimin\' to misbehave.