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Started by Bricktop, August 07, 2017, 08:59:32 PM

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Bricktop

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Quote from: "shin"I noticed the more potent fart starter seems to be filled with eggs. I can't say that I'm surprised.


They're pickled onions.



Similar effect.

Do people really buy them so they can....you know?


No. They buy them because they like them. Pickled onions are very popular in Australia.



The generation of excess malodourous gas is considered a bonus.



 :roll:

Anonymous

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Quote from: "Bricktop"Right.



We've got more gooks than Beijing. So many Chinese, when we want to go out for dinner we have to search for 20 minutes to find a NON Chinese restaurant.



I went to Costco today. Thought I'd been teleported to Shanghai!!!



Ever seen a Chinese shop in Costco. They are the ones loading as many tins of baby formula as they can into the LARGE trolleys. They buy eggs by the KILOGRAM, rice by the tonne and oil by the DRUM. Costco sells more Chinese food than China Resources Vanguard. Most Australians say Ni Hao instead of hello.



Bloody chinese are the ants of the world.

We're allowed to shop too.


Yesterday I was standing in the sweets and chocolate area...a chinese woman came up, saw a display of "Trolli" sweets and promptly emptied about three cartons into her trolley, filling it up.



I said "You must have lots of children".



She said, "No. Childrens party".



Somewhere in the near future there is a Chinese childrens party with around 1000 attendees.

There are some happy children some where.

Bricktop

Not to mention obese!!!!

Anonymous

Quote from: "Bricktop"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Quote from: "shin"I noticed the more potent fart starter seems to be filled with eggs. I can't say that I'm surprised.


They're pickled onions.



Similar effect.

Do people really buy them so they can....you know?


No. They buy them because they like them. Pickled onions are very popular in Australia.



The generation of excess malodourous gas is considered a bonus.



 :roll:

Can you buy them online? They would need to increase production just on orders from Berry Sweet. ac_toofunny

Anonymous

Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Quote from: "shin"I noticed the more potent fart starter seems to be filled with eggs. I can't say that I'm surprised.


They're pickled onions.



Similar effect.

Do people really buy them so they can....you know?


No. They buy them because they like them. Pickled onions are very popular in Australia.



The generation of excess malodourous gas is considered a bonus.



 :roll:

Can you buy them online? They would need to increase production just on orders from Berry Sweet. ac_toofunny

 :001_rolleyes:

Bricktop

But of course...



http://www.riverinagrove.com.au/p/8919648/bum-hummer-onions-1000-farts-in-a-jar.html">http://www.riverinagrove.com.au/p/89196 ... a-jar.html">http://www.riverinagrove.com.au/p/8919648/bum-hummer-onions-1000-farts-in-a-jar.html



And we all know who you're really asking for...

Anonymous

Quote from: "Bricktop"But of course...



http://www.riverinagrove.com.au/p/8919648/bum-hummer-onions-1000-farts-in-a-jar.html">http://www.riverinagrove.com.au/p/89196 ... a-jar.html">http://www.riverinagrove.com.au/p/8919648/bum-hummer-onions-1000-farts-in-a-jar.html



And we all know who you're really asking for...

 :laugh: