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Real Woman, since you are so pro-multiculturalism...

Started by Angry White Male, September 05, 2017, 10:31:35 PM

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Angry White Male

...I have a challenge for you!  It just came to me today!



I passed these two farm buses today.  They are used to transport the hardworking turbanheads from farm to farm, to pick the berries.  They may or may not have functioning brakes.



Today was hot, and you can imagine the smell in the buses at the end of the day, especially with the windows closed...  Stale sweat, curry, urine, feces, etc...



The challenge is, is that you will have to spend an hour in the bus, with the turbanheads, in the heat, with all windows closed.  I bet your nose couldn't even handle five minutes of multiculturalism, let alone one hour!



Yet you will get in the damn bus, until every thread of your clothing...  every thread of your being, has soaked up the wonderful smells of multiculturalism!



NOW GET IN THE DAMN BUS AND INHALE THE STENCH!





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Anonymous

Any bus carrying industrial workers at the end of their shift probably has an odour.

Angry White Male

Quote from: "Fashionista"Any bus carrying industrial workers at the end of their shift probably has an odour.

Real Woman shall sit in these ones!

Anonymous

Quote from: "Angry White Male"
Quote from: "Fashionista"Any bus carrying industrial workers at the end of their shift probably has an odour.

Real Woman shall sit in these ones!

Why would she do that?



She never mentioned anything to me about getting a job as an agricultural labourer.

Angry White Male

She needs a whiff of real multiculturalism.



Is she not up to the challenge?

Angry White Male

You should see how the turbanheads behind the wheel drive these things also!  They'll pass you on a double-solid, around blind corners!  Remember, brakes are optional on these buses...



RW will need to bring along a couple extra pairs of Depends.

RW

Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Angry White Male"
Quote from: "Fashionista"Any bus carrying industrial workers at the end of their shift probably has an odour.

Real Woman shall sit in these ones!

Why would she do that?



She never mentioned anything to me about getting a job as an agricultural labourer.

 :MG_216:



That is hilarious!
Beware of Gaslighters!

RW

Beware of Gaslighters!

Angry White Male

Quote from: "RW"Sorry Mel.  I get heat stroke really easily and wouldn't make it.

Nice way to dodge around the real reason...



Now get on the damn bus!

RW

Beware of Gaslighters!

Angry White Male


Blurt

Aimin\' to misbehave.

Angry White Male

Quote from: "Blurt"To get away from the stench of gravel truck drivers, what else?

I could just imagine you forced to sit in smelly turban bus, against your will...



Now get on the bus, Blurt, and hope you make it home alive!

Anonymous

Quote from: "Fashionista"Any bus carrying industrial workers at the end of their shift probably has an odour.

Very likely.

Blurt

Quote from: "Angry White Male"
Quote from: "Blurt"To get away from the stench of gravel truck drivers, what else?

I could just imagine you forced to sit in smelly turban bus, against your will...



Now get on the bus, Blurt, and hope you make it home alive!

Mel.



I've been to India half a dozen times, remember?



I've been on a packed bus there in a city of 15,000,000 souls on an afternoon when the thermometer hit 51 °C.



Now go deodorize your cab.
Aimin\' to misbehave.

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