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My fridge is full of unopened liquor

Started by JOE, October 09, 2017, 11:21:58 AM

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JOE

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Quote from: "JOE"Vodka, rum, scotch, beer, mixers



.....much of it I collected during my days as a limousine driver.



People who would buy tons of alcohol and then leave it in the back at the end of the night.



Apart from the odd beer or glass of wine, I don't drink much.



Truth is, I don't like to drink much at all.



So it just sits in the fridge as I collect more of them.



Oh well, it was an easy way to create a minibar.



Good for when guests come over.



It must be an alcoholic's dream, eh....ta see a fridge full of unopened alchohol.

And you invited me to the Catfe?  Pffft!


Well, we both love cats, 'Real!



Truth be known I could spend all day in a room full of cats, eh?



So soothing... so relaxing

So weirdly creepy for a first meeting....


Actually Real, every time I go to a hospital I always see a cat or two roaming around. You havin MS, you musta seen them at some of the clinics ya visited.



I hear cats provide therapeutic value for the patients.

RW

Beware of Gaslighters!

Anonymous

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Quote from: "realgrimm"when I used to work security at the strip club ,I used to find no less then 2 grams of coke a night in the cushions of the couches and chairs in VIP from getting their pockets grinded out during their lap dances amongst other stuff..

The difference being that you actually were employed in that job..



JOE has never been a limo driver.


That's it, that's it!



For all yer unjustified, unsubstantiated doubting of me, I hereby invite you to an hour complimentary ride round Stanley Park next time yer in Vancouver, Fashionista! I'll even make ya feel young again, put a long lost smile on that stern face of yours. You an the hubby.



Y'all be so grateful for my velvety touch at wheel, it'll be a memory ta last a lifetime, Fash!

The next time you pretend to have a job, at least do a little research on it.

JOE

Quote from: "RW"Nope, no cats at the MS clinic.


Oh, ok.



I've seen mention of it on the web.



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I know I've seen it in hospitals with terminally Ill patients

RW

Beware of Gaslighters!

Anonymous

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Quote from: "realgrimm"when I used to work security at the strip club ,I used to find no less then 2 grams of coke a night in the cushions of the couches and chairs in VIP from getting their pockets grinded out during their lap dances amongst other stuff..

The difference being that you actually were employed in that job..



JOE has never been a limo driver.


That's it, that's it!



For all yer unjustified, unsubstantiated doubting of me, I hereby invite you to an hour complimentary ride round Stanley Park next time yer in Vancouver, Fashionista! I'll even make ya feel young again, put a long lost smile on that stern face of yours. You an the hubby.



Y'all be so grateful for my velvety touch at wheel, it'll be a memory ta last a lifetime, Fash!

The next time you pretend to have a job, at least do a little research on it.

Here's a good pretend driving job for old Joe.

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RW

Beware of Gaslighters!

Anonymous

And all the weenies Joe can deep throat.

RW

Beware of Gaslighters!

Anonymous

Quote from: "RW"A clip from Joe's first date:



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Blazor

^^^  :laugh:





I was surprised there was such a thing as a cat cafe when I was in Seattle.
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

realgrimm

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I was surprised there was such a thing as a cat cafe when I was in Seattle.


We have the Poop Cafe here where coffees served in little toilet bowls and the food is shaped like turds

Anonymous

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I was surprised there was such a thing as a cat cafe when I was in Seattle.

We have dog friendly cafes in Calgary.

realgrimm

Sorry back on topic









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Blazor

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We have the Poop Cafe here where coffees served in little toilet bowls and the food is shaped like turds


I think I seen that on the net before! lol



Aint the chairs like toilets too?
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.