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Started by Bricktop, November 30, 2017, 06:44:05 PM

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Bricktop

November 30, 2017, 06:44:05 PM
When you're 36



Doctor; "We have the results of your blood test. Your blood sugar level is slightly high. Nothing to worry about."



When you're 66



Doctor; "We have the results of your blood test. Your blood sugar level is slightly high. You may have diabetes."



When you're 36



Doctor; "We have the results of your MRI. Their is a small anamoly in your brain pattern. Nothing to worry about."



When you're 66



Doctor; "We have the results of your MRI. Their is a small anamoly in your brain pattern. You may have alzheimers."



When you're 36



Doctor; "We have the results of your bowel screening. Their are some white cells in your bowel. Nothing to worry about."



When you're 66



Doctor;  "We have the results of your bowel screening. Their are some white cells in your bowel. You may have bowel cancer."







Hope I die before I get old.

kiebers

#1
November 30, 2017, 06:49:58 PM
Truth....
I've learned that if someone asks you a really stupid question and you reply by telling them what time it is, they'll leave you alone

Blazor

#2
November 30, 2017, 07:07:07 PM
I'll drink to that as well lol  ac_drinks
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

@realAzhyaAryola

#3
November 30, 2017, 08:25:48 PM
Attention whore.
@realAzhyaAryola



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Aryan

#4
November 30, 2017, 08:29:55 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"Hope I die before I get old.


It's a bit late for that!

Anonymous

#5
November 30, 2017, 08:32:06 PM
Quote from: "kiebers"Truth....

Yes

Bricktop

#6
November 30, 2017, 08:56:54 PM
Quote from: "SCOUSE"
Quote from: "Bricktop"Hope I die before I get old.


It's a bit late for that!


Shaddup, whelp.



 ac_beating

priscilla1961

#7
November 30, 2017, 08:58:04 PM
I am at 56.
My Daughter Is Sweeter Than Fucking Sugar!!

Bricktop

#8
November 30, 2017, 09:11:45 PM
Then you have something to look forward to, young lady.

priscilla1961

#9
November 30, 2017, 09:30:46 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"Then you have something to look forward to, young lady.

 acc_hugz
My Daughter Is Sweeter Than Fucking Sugar!!

Blazor

#10
November 30, 2017, 09:36:30 PM
Quote from: "priscilla1961"I am at 56.


Younger than my mom would be by 1 year. I was in the oven when she was 15.
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Anonymous

#11
November 30, 2017, 10:13:09 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"When you're 36



Doctor; "We have the results of your blood test. Your blood sugar level is slightly high. Nothing to worry about."



When you're 66



Doctor; "We have the results of your blood test. Your blood sugar level is slightly high. You may have diabetes."



When you're 36



Doctor; "We have the results of your MRI. Their is a small anamoly in your brain pattern. Nothing to worry about."



When you're 66



Doctor; "We have the results of your MRI. Their is a small anamoly in your brain pattern. You may have alzheimers."



When you're 36



Doctor; "We have the results of your bowel screening. Their are some white cells in your bowel. Nothing to worry about."



When you're 66



Doctor;  "We have the results of your bowel screening. Their are some white cells in your bowel. You may have bowel cancer."







Hope I die before I get old.

Your health generally good overall?

Anonymous

#12
November 30, 2017, 10:28:52 PM
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "priscilla1961"I am at 56.


Younger than my mom would be by 1 year. I was in the oven when she was 15.

 :shock:

Anonymous

#13
December 01, 2017, 12:07:15 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "priscilla1961"I am at 56.


Younger than my mom would be by 1 year. I was in the oven when she was 15.

 :shock:

Not unusual in Appalachia.

Bricktop

#14
December 01, 2017, 01:25:34 AM
Quote from: "Herman"
Your health generally good overall?


It WAS!!!



I have, or have been tested for high blood pressure, prostate cancer (TWICE), bowel cancer, iron deficiency, iron proficiency, alzheimers (I passed), heart murmur, and now I have to be tested for sleep apnea!!!!



Up until the age of 50, I was extremely fit and active!!!



Now I feel old!!!
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