The one thing I wanted...

[Anonymous]

I suspect Scouse dreams BMW...but lives the Marina life.



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Nah, this is Scouse's ride around town.

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[Bricktop]

Well, it beats a Marina...voted by many motoring journalists as the worst motor vehicle ever made...including Lada, Tata and Great Wall examples.

[Aryan]

Nah, THIS is more like it!



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Is that the type of car you drive or want to  drive SCOUSE?

Definitely in the 'want' category, they're about £20,000.  

[Aryan]

I suspect Scouse dreams BMW...but lives the Marina life.



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Didn't you lose your virginity in one of those bad boys?

[Anonymous]

Well, it beats a Marina...voted by many motoring journalists as the worst motor vehicle ever made...including Lada, Tata and Great Wall examples.

Scouse hopes to own one someday. It's bigger than the subsidized flat he lives in.

[Bricktop]

Jesus, try to keep up. I had kids by the time THEY were dumped on the world.



I lost my cherry in one of these bad boys.



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Are you hoping to sacrifice YOUR virginity in a Beemer? Well, chicks dig them, so you're in with a faint chance.

[Aryan]

Well, it beats a Marina...voted by many motoring journalists as the worst motor vehicle ever made...including Lada, Tata and Great Wall examples.

Scouse hopes to own one someday. It's bigger than the subsidized flat he lives in.

I picture you with one of these...



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[Aryan]

Jesus, try to keep up. I had kids by the time THEY were dumped on the world.



I lost my cherry in one of these bad boys.



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At one of those drive-in movie theaters presumably back in the 50's?  

[Bricktop]

Precisely. It had layback seats that formed a very comfortable bed.

[Bricktop]

Well, it beats a Marina...voted by many motoring journalists as the worst motor vehicle ever made...including Lada, Tata and Great Wall examples.

Scouse hopes to own one someday. It's bigger than the subsidized flat he lives in.

I picture you with one of these...



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Ridden in a few of those in my time...but they never appealed as a mobile boudoir...

[Anonymous]

Well, it beats a Marina...voted by many motoring journalists as the worst motor vehicle ever made...including Lada, Tata and Great Wall examples.

Scouse hopes to own one someday. It's bigger than the subsidized flat he lives in.

I picture you with one of these...



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Hey that would be good on the golf course. I could hire you as a driver and to fetch me cocktails. I know you are always looking to supplement your dishwashing money.

[Bricktop]

Taking your life in your hands there, seoul. Those things don't have seat belts, and the only airbag is the driver.

[Anonymous]

Taking your life in your hands there, seoul. Those things don't have seat belts, and the only airbag is the driver.

If I spill my cocktail, no tip for Scouse.

[Bricktop]

Firm. But fair.



Of course, a cocktail in Liverpool is a dash of lime in their lager.

[Anonymous]

Firm. But fair.



Of course, a cocktail in Liverpool is a dash of lime in their lager.

The lager is in a can and the lime is from a green plastic squeeze container.