Now that Christmas is almost here...

[Angry White Male]

When was the last time that you, or a family member, ruined Christmas or another Holiday?



Surely there must be some good stories out there of ruined Holiday's...

[Odinson]

Christmas came and went in here..



We have a christmas peace in my family.. No drinking so theres no problems. :D

[Zetsu]

Someone should go stuff some fireworks and firecrackers in the turkey.

[Anonymous]

Someone should go stuff some fireworks and firecrackers in the turkey.

 

Good idea. ac_toofunny

[Anonymous]

When was the last time that you, or a family member, ruined Christmas or another Holiday?



Surely there must be some good stories out there of ruined Holiday's...

I am shit faced like I am every December 24, 25 and 26. My entire family are rednecks. Other than my old lady, drinking and fighting are normal holiday celebrations.

[Odinson]

I have an unstable military explosive in my warehouse..



The detonator cannot be trusted anymore... Might detonate immediately or after a few secs..





I either take it to the cops or wait for new years eve so that the explosion dont attract too much attention.

[Berry Sweet]

When was the last time that you, or a family member, ruined Christmas or another Holiday?



Surely there must be some good stories out there of ruined Holiday's...

I never ruin anything because im always so polite.  But not this year.  After years of telling my mother I am no longer interested in having to visit with my sister when she's here...which was 1 month ago...my mom forced me to come to high tea...I didn't want to go but, being polite, I did....my sister ended up screaming at Lo and acting like a cunt...my mom then calls me and blames everything on me....but of course....then she threatened to disown me if I "don't change my attitude"....so I was like, OK, bye...over and done with...moving on...no more stupid shit and pathetic cunts in my life.

[Angry White Male]

Ruined another high tea, did you?

[Berry Sweet]

Ruined a high tea because my sister caused a scene?  Yeah good one.  Im sick n tired of this pompus cunt behaviour.  I wasnt born to be a fake cunt.  And sit there and pretend to be all that while feeloading off men.  Yeah, no thx.

[Angry White Male]

Sometimes it's just better to distance ones self from problem family members.  I mean, we aren't East Indians, so it's not like there's a heavy expectation that we have to live all happily together in the same house, like they do.

[Frood]

I have an unstable military explosive in my warehouse..



The detonator cannot be trusted anymore... Might detonate immediately or after a few secs..





I either take it to the cops or wait for new years eve so that the explosion dont attract too much attention.

Bury it under a stump or rock you want removed, run a line to it, and don't waste the explosive.

[Angry White Male]

No.  ANY detonator that is questionable, should be left to Odie...  Either to sit in the warehouse, or ignited on New Years Eve!

[Odinson]

No.  ANY detonator that is questionable, should be left to Odie...  Either to sit in the warehouse, or ignited on New Years Eve!

I´m thinking of detonating it with another explosive..



I´ve been thinking of destroying a fox´s hole nearby..







Or I could mail it to the local refugee-center.