My '23 and Me' results are in...

[Angry White Male]

Now I really have a legitimate reason to drink...

[Angry White Male]

Here are confirmed relatives in Yankyland:







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[Angry White Male]

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[Angry White Male]

See?  My people went to California. I always knew I belonged in San Francisco, instead of this frozen fucking gulag known as Canada.



I wanna be with my people, out there having fun in the warm California sun.  Just as long as it's a nice, safe, white town.

[Berry Sweet]

I'd love to move south.  Buy a little island, have some dogs and a horse, grow my own garden....

[Angry White Male]

Are Jews White?

[Angry White Male]

I'd love to move south.  Buy a little island, have some dogs and a horse, grow my own garden....

Well, don't think it's cheap to actually buy and own an island...

[Berry Sweet]

I'm dreaming but I'd love that

[Angry White Male]

This is what 23 and Me thinks about my Jewish heritage...  Wonder if he/she ended up getting gassed?





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[Berry Sweet]

Mazel tov!

[Angry White Male]

Oy Vey...    

[Berry Sweet]

Are you thinking of becoming a rabbi?

[Angry White Male]

Guess I'll have to start looking for the Kosher symbol on my grocery items...    

[Berry Sweet]

Yes and you should grow some ringlets on the sides of your head.

[Angry White Male]

I'll have a surgeon hook my nose...



Shalom.