Alright, CC! As a gesture of kindness...

[Angry White Male]

...I will buy you two tickets to Nearly Neil, who is a tribute to your favourite Jewish performer Neil Diamond.  Unfortunately he's off to do a tour in Australia here shortly, but I'm sure he'll have some local dates around Van once he returns.



https://www.nearlyneil.com/">https://www.nearlyneil.com/



I buy you two tickets, so you and your husband can have an enjoyable night out.  Perhaps Nearly Neil can be the spark that re-ignites your long-dead marriage.



No need to thank me, since I'm generous by nature.

[Aryan]

I'm pretty sure Mr and Mrs CCstein are touring all the German *COUGH* 'Death' camps for the next month or so and raising shekels for Israel, so I doubt she'll be able to take you up on your generous offer.  

[cc]

Drop em off at the "Moldy Dick" and we'll make sure someone uses them



More important, big bucks .. JackPot  ac_dance . I won the "how long I'm leaving forever would last"  contest  

So, now you know it. Now you got it. And now you can whine about me for the next five fucking years, even with my absence ....



One last thing...



Ace is over and out.

Mel CAN'T leave  ... I'm bettin he can't stay away

Thanks and chow





for now

[Angry White Male]

Try to be nice, and this is what you get.  Jews...

[Bricktop]

On the other hand, come back to the homeland and see Neil in person.



I, sadly, won't be there...not my cuppa...

[Angry White Male]

I did mention he'd be touring Australia for a bit, so she'd have to wait for him to get back.

[cc]

Double Double



I won again. My money was on 4 - 4.5 hrs "I'm never coming back" would be back



So many shekels today  ac_dance

[Aryan]

Let me guess, ANOTHER trip to Israel booked?

[Angry White Male]

So many shekels today  ac_dance

But no Nearly Neil?  I offered!

[cc]

Naw. I only do originals ... AND only when they are "on their game"



Neil lost it some time back. Saw him in a CBC show from Toronto a few years ago and he no longer had it ... not even close .. I felt so sad I had to stop watching



It's OK, I still love him ... he was good .. when he was good



Not strong like Jews ... Cohen was still strong at an age 20 years older than when Neil lost it, and all lesser humans lose it  

[Angry White Male]

He just couldn't tap into enough of that Jew Strength...



Then again, not everyone can perform the same as they could at 30 or so, when they're 70.  Getting old just happens, even to the Jews.

[cc]

Aw, but he did " tap into" it. You didn't read what I wrote



"Cohen was still strong at an age 20 years older than when  Neil lost it, and all lesser humans lose it"

[Angry White Male]

I'm talking about Diamond!  You do know he was a Jew, right?

[Angry White Male]

I'll take 'performers that CC didn't know were Jewish' for 800, Alex...

[cc]

You would always win on that  



I usually don't keep think about what people are. It would take something obvious like "Cohen" to make me even think of background



Seems you sure make a point to  keep track  ... and that specific one would not be of any interest to you,  



yet you knew??