When a bird poops on you, it's meant to be good luck.

[Frood]

What happens when the vehicle ahead of you doing 110 nails a bird on their windscreen and the dying carcass launches into the air towards you and leaves hundreds of little red and pooey polka dots all over your bonnet, windscreen, roof, and down the sides?

[Anonymous]

What happens when the vehicle ahead of you doing 110 nails a bird on their windscreen and the dying carcass launches into the air towards you and leaves hundreds of little red and pooey polka dots all over your bonnet, windscreen, roof, and down the sides?

Go to a car wash.

[Frood]

What happens when the vehicle ahead of you doing 110 nails a bird on their windscreen and the dying carcass launches into the air towards you and leaves hundreds of little red and pooey polka dots all over your bonnet, windscreen, roof, and down the sides?

Go to a car wash.

I sprayed her down when I got home but wondered if I was washing away the luckiest bird poo ever. The velocity, impact, and I guess air currents were just right. Like a once in a lifetime bird blood and poo shitstorm.  ac_biggrin

[Anonymous]

What happens when the vehicle ahead of you doing 110 nails a bird on their windscreen and the dying carcass launches into the air towards you and leaves hundreds of little red and pooey polka dots all over your bonnet, windscreen, roof, and down the sides?

Go to a car wash.

I sprayed her down when I got home but wondered if I was washing away the luckiest bird poo ever. The velocity, impact, and I guess air currents were just right. Like a once in a lifetime bird blood and poo shitstorm.  ac_biggrin

I'd still wash it thoroughly.

[Angry White Male]

I've hit two birds with my Kenworth while working.



One I hit at about 100 km/h, and it spattered this purple blood over the outside mirror.  Purple blood!



I felt bad, but there was nothing I could do...

[Frood]

I've hit two birds with my Kenworth while working.



One I hit at about 100 km/h, and it spattered this purple blood over the outside mirror.  Purple blood!



I felt bad, but there was nothing I could do...

Did you have a stroke of good luck sometime after?

[Angry White Male]

No.  Good luck seems to elude me.  I have to instead travel through life relying on whit and charm instead...

[Frood]

So bird poo and guts on you have been very bad luck.

[Angry White Male]

I don't believe in luck.  The Asian posters here probably do, though!  Rucky Rucky!



That being said, one more day of work, which is fucking odd, since it's decided to snow and freeze up here (rare in Vancouver).



Historically, jobs would be cancelled should this happen, but I have never seen construction so busy here.  Ever.



I could turn down jobs, but that may not be in my best interest.



I'll be fucking glad when I get tomorrow over with.  I just KNOW it will be a fucking shit-show on the roads here!



Wish me luck!  

[Frood]

What happens when the vehicle ahead of you doing 110 nails a bird on their windscreen and the dying carcass launches into the air towards you and leaves hundreds of little red and pooey polka dots all over your bonnet, windscreen, roof, and down the sides?

Go to a car wash.

I sprayed her down when I got home but wondered if I was washing away the luckiest bird poo ever. The velocity, impact, and I guess air currents were just right. Like a once in a lifetime bird blood and poo shitstorm.  ac_biggrin

I'd still wash it thoroughly.

It's rinsed enough until tomorrow when I can get to the Newsagent and buy a lotto ticket. I'll put her through the laser wash on the way home.