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Started by Angry White Male, April 29, 2018, 04:46:28 PM

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Angry White Male

How do blind people wipe their assess?



I've attempted a Google search, and cannot find any solid conclusions.  The closest I've found is the suggestion that they do a "sniff test."



Seriously though, how do those blind gimps wipe their asses properly?

Blazor

This is worse than a fat person trying to wipe their own ass. I would struggle with this, as I wipe a lot to make sure there is NOTHING being put on the striker paper lol. Not knowing would drive me insane.
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Bricktop

It crosses my mind when I see those 600lb behemoths. How do they even perform basic hygiene tasks, like washing themselves.  Their arms quite literally can't reach every extremity. They don't fit in baths, or shower alcoves. They must smell like a pig.

Berry Sweet

I never get the chance to be around overweight people but I have noticed whenever I am, they tend to smell like rancid bacon.  I don't know if it's their natural body odor or a mix of other things?

Bricktop

...and I don't want to know...