the Hellmouth opens...

[Anonymous]

A sinkhole has appeared in the north lawn of the White House and is growing.  Perhaps there will be a way to drain the swamp, after all.  



https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2018/05/22/sinkhole-appears-white-houses-north-lawn-after-days-rain/634404002/">//https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2018/05/22/sinkhole-appears-white-houses-north-lawn-after-days-rain/634404002/

[Wazzzup]

I heard there are tunnels under the white house, maybe this is one of them?  



BTW nice avatar.  makes me wish I was a rifle. ac_lovestruck

[cc]

Obviously it's god's wrath upon  the deplorables who put T in the White House



White House expected to disappear below ground soon with T inside of it

[Blazor]

I heard there are tunnels under the white house, maybe this is one of them?  



BTW nice avatar.  makes me wish I was a rifle. ac_lovestruck

Not only are there tunnels under the white house, but under the US in general. Magnetized rail systems, that go quickly from one DUMB (deep underground military base) to the next.



https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d2/01/85/d201854042c546aea577821877f6e69f.jpg">

[Angry White Male]

There's an underground tunnel at the old nuthouse here called Riverview (Essondale).



They were one of my customers when they still were up and running a few years ago, and I would often talk with one of the old timers there...



You see, back in tha day it was in bad taste to have retards/gimps/mentally ill in view of the general public, so even on the hospital grounds these nutters would be shuttled back and forth between buildings in the underground corridor, exactly where they belong!

[Anonymous]

I heard there are tunnels under the white house, maybe this is one of them?  



BTW nice avatar.  makes me wish I was a rifle. ac_lovestruck

Not only are there tunnels under the white house, but under the US in general. Magnetized rail systems, that go quickly from one DUMB (deep underground military base) to the next.



https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d2/01/85/d201854042c546aea577821877f6e69f.jpg">

hmmm

[Angry White Male]

Not so sure I buy that...  Creating tunnels, especially larger longer ones, takes massive construction efforts, with massive machinery.



Bases just truck their goods from site to site.  You can easily see this around military bases in the desert.  They'll use outside carriers if it's just regular goods, and they'll use their own rigs if it's top secret shit.  Their own rigs are easy to spot, as they are all white and have zero markings at all on them.  The two armed military dudes in the cab is also a tip-off!

[Renee]

Don't worry, it's just Trump putting in an express elevator to China.

[Anonymous]

Don't worry, it's just Trump putting in an express elevator to China.

lol

[Blazor]

Not so sure I buy that...  Creating tunnels, especially larger longer ones, takes massive construction efforts, with massive machinery.



Bases just truck their goods from site to site.  You can easily see this around military bases in the desert.  They'll use outside carriers if it's just regular goods, and they'll use their own rigs if it's top secret shit.  Their own rigs are easy to spot, as they are all white and have zero markings at all on them.  The two armed military dudes in the cab is also a tip-off!

They already had the boring machines back in the 70s/80s. I've seen some of the tunnel systems in videos and pics. Some truckers do have to do deliveries to them, and have reported what they found.



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You are right about the trucks! Hell I seen a floral truck the other day. Except the "floral sign" was duct taped to the cab, and inside were military dudes!



The president had one tunnel that escaped from the White House. They had other tunnels near the secret bases in Arizona and such. There are way more tunnels and DUMBs now.

[cc]

I heard there are tunnels under the white house, maybe this is one of them?  



BTW nice avatar.  makes me wish I was a rifle. ac_lovestruck

Not only are there tunnels under the white house, but under the US in general. Magnetized rail systems, that go quickly from one DUMB (deep underground military base) to the next.



https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d2/01/85/d201854042c546aea577821877f6e69f.jpg">

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Don't worry, it's just Trump putting in an express elevator to China.

[Anonymous]

Tho' ye subject be but a fart, yet will this tedious sink of learning

pondrously phillosophize.  

  (Mark Twain)

[Cronus]

I lack the power to split this thread at an appropriate point and move all your shitpoasting off of the general forum, so I will have to trust the staff to do what seems right to them.  

As you wish sir...Happy to do so.