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A woman called me ugly today

Started by Anonymous, January 21, 2018, 11:54:02 PM

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Quote from: "JOE."I am as ugly on the outside as I am on the inside. :sad:

Look on the  bright side virgin boy, at least she noticed you.

Anonymous

Joe and I are both hideously deformed.  When women see us some of them laugh, some say 'Oh my god what is that?' and some of them vomit.



Most small children, when they see us, run screaming for their mommies.

Anonymous

Quote from: "SMP."Joe and I are both hideously deformed.  When women see us some of them laugh, some say 'Oh my god what is that?' and some of them vomit.



Most small children, when they see us, run screaming for their mommies.

I believe that. In fact, that is the first time you and your alt Joe have ever posted anything truthful.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "SMP."Joe and I are both hideously deformed.  When women see us some of them laugh, some say 'Oh my god what is that?' and some of them vomit.



Most small children, when they see us, run screaming for their mommies.

I believe that. In fact, that is the first time you and your alt Joe have ever posted anything truthful.


One day when Joe and I were out walking in the park, holding hands, a little girl saw us and ran screaming "Mommy mommy, make the bad ugly men go away"



The mother grabbed the girls hand and then turned to apologize, but when she saw us, she vomited all over her little girl's head.  What a mess.



After that, Joe and I decided we should try and make some money from our deformities.  So we tried to join the traveling circus freak show.

 Unfortunately, they said they couldnt hire us, because we were too ugly. :sad:



Oh well.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "SMP."Joe and I are both hideously deformed.  When women see us some of them laugh, some say 'Oh my god what is that?' and some of them vomit.



Most small children, when they see us, run screaming for their mommies.

I believe that. In fact, that is the first time you and your alt Joe have ever posted anything truthful.


One day when Joe and I were out walking in the park, holding hands, a little girl saw us and ran screaming "Mommy mommy, make the bad ugly men go away"



The mother grabbed the girls hand and then turned to apologize, but when she saw us, she vomited all over her little girl's head.  What a mess.



After that, Joe and I decided we should try and make some money from our deformities.  So we tried to join the traveling circus freak show.

 Unfortunately, they said they couldnt hire us, because we were too ugly. :sad:



Oh well.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "SMP."Joe and I are both hideously deformed.  When women see us some of them laugh, some say 'Oh my god what is that?' and some of them vomit.



Most small children, when they see us, run screaming for their mommies.

I believe that. In fact, that is the first time you and your alt Joe have ever posted anything truthful.


One day when Joe and I were out walking in the park, holding hands, a little girl saw us and ran screaming "Mommy mommy, make the bad ugly men go away"



The mother grabbed the girls hand and then turned to apologize, but when she saw us, she vomited all over her little girl's head.  What a mess.



After that, Joe and I decided we should try and make some money from our deformities.  So we tried to join the traveling circus freak show.

 Unfortunately, they said they couldnt hire us, because we were too ugly. :sad:



Oh well.

That would explain your virginity.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "SMP."Joe and I are both hideously deformed.  When women see us some of them laugh, some say 'Oh my god what is that?' and some of them vomit.



Most small children, when they see us, run screaming for their mommies.

I believe that. In fact, that is the first time you and your alt Joe have ever posted anything truthful.


One day when Joe and I were out walking in the park, holding hands, a little girl saw us and ran screaming "Mommy mommy, make the bad ugly men go away"



The mother grabbed the girls hand and then turned to apologize, but when she saw us, she vomited all over her little girl's head.  What a mess.



After that, Joe and I decided we should try and make some money from our deformities.  So we tried to join the traveling circus freak show.

 Unfortunately, they said they couldnt hire us, because we were too ugly. :sad:



Oh well.

You and Joe chase away people from forums, so it stands to reason both of you would do the same in real life.

Rambo Wong

Holy Angelina Jolie, a woman called me ugly so I told her that she has the big feet hahahahahahahaha

Anonymous

A woman from Guinness Book of World Records interviewed me today. I'll be in next year's edition as the world's oldest virgin. ac_dance

Anonymous

Quote from: "JOE."A woman from Guinness Book of World Records interviewed me today. I'll be in next year's edition as the world's oldest virgin. ac_dance

I believe it.

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