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Started by Bricktop, September 01, 2018, 08:33:33 PM

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Bricktop

#30
September 03, 2018, 01:44:27 AM
Was this whilst you were driving the train to a fishing hole where the temperature never drops below 40C, whilst pretending to be a female?

Frood

#31
September 03, 2018, 02:27:30 AM
You've got a great imagination. Why you spend your time on message boards trying to weasel fapping material from women, I'll never understand.
Blahhhhhh...

Bricktop

#32
September 03, 2018, 03:03:12 AM
You seem to have a poor memory.



That's YOUR fevered delusions I'm quoting, not mine.

Frood

#33
September 03, 2018, 03:20:33 AM
What you quote are your disingenuously modified versions of things I have said in the past, and combined into a ridiculous narrative to argue that I have never eaten minced black bear meat in a pasta and tomato sauce dish.
Blahhhhhh...

Bricktop

#34
September 03, 2018, 07:37:04 AM
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"What you quote are your disingenuously modified versions of things I have said in the past, and combined into a ridiculous narrative


Ah, Freud...the irony...the irony...



 ac_lmfao

Anonymous

#35
September 04, 2018, 07:02:48 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"No doubt...but this is a child's playground...

It's different, that's for sure.

Blazor

#36
September 04, 2018, 08:03:00 PM
Got my suspension today, Brick should recognize the Aussie company.



https://http2.mlstatic.com/kit-de-suspension-old-man-emu-para-toyota-machito-blindada-D_NQ_NP_797305-MLV25011873935_082016-F.jpg">
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Bricktop

#37
September 04, 2018, 08:07:48 PM
Only the best!!!

Blazor

#38
September 04, 2018, 08:29:50 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"Only the best!!!


Darn tootin'! 2 1/2" lift going on the Jeep.
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

realgrimm

#39
September 04, 2018, 08:41:50 PM
Not the best anymore they just came out with Geriatric EMU ,heard the suspension is 10x better

Blazor

#40
September 04, 2018, 08:43:47 PM
Quote from: "realgrimm"Not the best anymore they just came out with Geriatric EMU ,heard the suspension is 10x better


Ok, so best I could afford  :laugh:
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Anonymous

#41
September 05, 2018, 01:09:17 AM
Quote from: "Blazor"Got my suspension today, Brick should recognize the Aussie company.



https://http2.mlstatic.com/kit-de-suspension-old-man-emu-para-toyota-machito-blindada-D_NQ_NP_797305-MLV25011873935_082016-F.jpg">

What an unusual name for a company.

Bricktop

#42
September 05, 2018, 02:23:19 AM
Not at all.



The name is based on the ability of the emu to run on all terrain while maintaining its head perfectly level...a characteristic it shares with the ostrich and cassowary. It takes the literal name from an old Aussie favourite bush song.



"He can't fly but I'm telling you...he can run the pants off a kangaroo"



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So the makers compare the ability of the emu to the ability of your 4x4 when negotiating rough surfaces. Apparently they're extremely good.



And lots of $$$$$.



Most 4x4's here lift their suspension with Old Man Emu.

Anonymous

#43
September 05, 2018, 02:33:29 AM
Okay, I understand the emu part, but what about oldman?

Bricktop

#44
September 05, 2018, 02:44:20 AM
Just poetic licence..."old man emu can run the pants off a kangaroo..."



(he can't really...a roo would leave a 'mu choking in its dust...)
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