Man lists 'used' girlfriend for sale on eBay, is shocked when bids reach $119G

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https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/man-lists-used-girlfriend-for-sale-on-ebay-is-shocked-when-bids-reach-119g">Man lists 'used' girlfriend for sale on eBay, is shocked when bids reach $119G



A man listed his girlfriend on eBay as a prank but was shocked when bids reached $119,000. (Kennedy News and Media)



Well, that backfired.



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Dale Leeks, who lives in London, "wanted to have a laugh" so he thought it would be funny to list his girlfriend of one year, Kelly Greaves, on the auction site, CTV News reports.



He described her condition as "for parts or not working" and wrote that she "starts OK but after that there's a constant whining noise that I can't seem to stop. Bodywork is fairly tidy but close up shows signs of wear. No serious damage but you can see that she's been used.



"Please [bear] in mind when bidding she's 37 years old. Basically first thing in the morning she can be very temperamental, once warmed up the whining noise lessens but I would be lying if I said it goes away completely.



"Any offers considered...would be interested in a part exchange with a younger model. Sold as seen, no returns."



When Leeks showed the listing to Greaves, she went along with the prank, thinking no one would see it. But when the couple went to dinner that night, Leeks' cell phone started "going crazy" with hundreds of bids and crude messages from interested parties around the world.



"I thought, 'Oh no, what have I done?" Leeks told CTV News.



The ad was removed by eBay after 24 hours for violating the website's policy against selling human body parts or remains, but not before being seen 81,000 times.



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While Leeks admits he wouldn't have actually sold his girlfriend, when the bids started increasing, he joked, "I would have been quite sad to see [her] go, but it wouldn't have been so sad 'cause I would have been crying in my Ferrari or my Lamborghini."



For her part, Greaves said maybe it would've worked out because "if the new owner had that kind of money, then she was going to have a better quality of life."  

[Anonymous]

I like the way Greaves thinks.

[cc]

LOL



Seems they are a real fun couple .. and certainly both are not remotely cowed by PC bullshit

[JOE]

I wonder if cc is fer sale?

[Anonymous]

I wonder if cc is fer sale?

I wonder if your virginity would fetch 119 grand? Maybe some rich homosexual would pay that.

[@realAzhyaAryola]

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[JOE]

I wonder if cc is fer sale?

I wonder if your virginity would fetch 119 grand? Maybe some rich homosexual would pay that.

Scouse might be interested in cc for body parts since he's a Nazi & she's a Jew.

[Anonymous]

I wonder if cc is fer sale?

I wonder if your virginity would fetch 119 grand? Maybe some rich homosexual would pay that.

Scouse might be interested in cc for body parts since he's a Nazi & she's a Jew.

Maybe a museum would be interested in your body parts. World's oldest virgin.

[@realAzhyaAryola]

In Maryland, we have the Army Museum's Morbid Oddities!

[Anonymous]

I wonder if cc is fer sale?

I wonder if your virginity would fetch 119 grand? Maybe some rich homosexual would pay that.

 

[Bricktop]

I wonder if cc is fer sale?

She would be listed in the "Antiques" section.



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[Anonymous]

https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/man-lists-used-girlfriend-for-sale-on-ebay-is-shocked-when-bids-reach-119g">Man lists 'used' girlfriend for sale on eBay, is shocked when bids reach $119G



A man listed his girlfriend on eBay as a prank but was shocked when bids reached $119,000. (Kennedy News and Media)



Well, that backfired.



https://a57.foxnews.com/static.foxnews.com/foxnews.com/content/uploads/2018/10/1862/1048/Ebay-Girlfriend3.jpg?ve=1&tl=1">



Dale Leeks, who lives in London, "wanted to have a laugh" so he thought it would be funny to list his girlfriend of one year, Kelly Greaves, on the auction site, CTV News reports.



He described her condition as "for parts or not working" and wrote that she "starts OK but after that there's a constant whining noise that I can't seem to stop. Bodywork is fairly tidy but close up shows signs of wear. No serious damage but you can see that she's been used.



"Please [bear] in mind when bidding she's 37 years old. Basically first thing in the morning she can be very temperamental, once warmed up the whining noise lessens but I would be lying if I said it goes away completely.



"Any offers considered...would be interested in a part exchange with a younger model. Sold as seen, no returns."



When Leeks showed the listing to Greaves, she went along with the prank, thinking no one would see it. But when the couple went to dinner that night, Leeks' cell phone started "going crazy" with hundreds of bids and crude messages from interested parties around the world.



"I thought, 'Oh no, what have I done?" Leeks told CTV News.



The ad was removed by eBay after 24 hours for violating the website's policy against selling human body parts or remains, but not before being seen 81,000 times.



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While Leeks admits he wouldn't have actually sold his girlfriend, when the bids started increasing, he joked, "I would have been quite sad to see [her] go, but it wouldn't have been so sad 'cause I would have been crying in my Ferrari or my Lamborghini."



For her part, Greaves said maybe it would've worked out because "if the new owner had that kind of money, then she was going to have a better quality of life."  

They both have a playful sense of humour.

[cc]

Ya gotta love them both

[cc]

I wonder if cc is fer sale?

She would be listed in the "Antiques" section.



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[Anonymous]

I wonder if cc is fer sale?

She would be listed in the "Antiques" section.



 ac_toofunny

You and Joe should not cast stones.