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Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - Today at 10:49:41 AM
Is one of the stalking victims that kept encouraging him.
Posted by DKG
 - Today at 10:23:08 AM
Posted the above post from jail for stalking people online for the forty fifth time.
Posted by Edward
 - June 29, 2025, 09:49:55 PM
She was the prostitute he propositioned.
Posted by Shen Li
 - June 28, 2025, 07:53:27 PM
He asked a prostitute if he could pay with a credit card. She replied that's not what the slot is for.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - June 28, 2025, 01:21:46 AM
Gets triggered by the song "I've been working on the railroad."
Posted by Shen Li
 - June 27, 2025, 08:19:53 PM
Prof came home and saw his wife very angry while watching tv. She was shouting "don't do it you moron."

Prof asked her what she was watching. She replied "our wedding video."
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - June 26, 2025, 08:02:45 PM
He knows that because he read it.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - June 26, 2025, 05:47:41 PM
Her tramp stamp reads, CAUTION - STRONG WINDS!

Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - June 25, 2025, 08:41:22 PM
RQ went to the library looking for a book on suicide. The librarian looked at him and said "fuck you, you won't return it."
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - June 25, 2025, 01:23:33 AM
Was Pat Morita's body double.
Posted by Shen Li
 - June 24, 2025, 09:38:09 PM
Stu can't remember blowing bubbles as a kid. I ran into him the other day and he still talks about it.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - June 24, 2025, 01:03:25 PM
Every year on their wedding anniversary, her husband receives sympathy cards.

Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - June 23, 2025, 09:24:48 PM
Stu walks up to a girl and says, " I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it's too long." The girl replies, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy but you'll never get it."
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - June 23, 2025, 09:18:54 PM
Brushes his teeth with Preparation H.

Amen.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - June 23, 2025, 01:15:16 AM
Looks like her face caught on fire and someone put it out with a track shoe.