I had a dream once about Terrence K Williams flipping Shen on a grill then adding butter and blueberries to her butt.

My sister uncharacteristically started spitting bile and accused me of being a clickbaiting troll because I mentioned during her meltdown that I did the same to the 2nd oldest brother (I'm first born) circa 2002-2005.

I called him a baby killer in the late 90's then beyond because he was in the Coast Guard all over the middle east and carribean in boarding party zodiacs storming boats and shooting them up.

He used to hang up on me too, but we only talk once a year or so these days... :)

Quote from: Prof Emeritus at Fawk U on October 04, 2024, 12:31:49 PMYeah, real manly dude hitting a girl.

You just wait when a 6 foot tall woman starts trying to punch your head and do damage.

You'll start out trying to restrain her so as to get away, but in the end, bitch is getting knocked the fuck out if she doesn't relent.

Had to do that only once in my life.

 

She works for the National Guard as a contractor in the logistics stream..

I told her that FEMA is scum as well as anything else federally funded or ruled, and that the continued deaths in the Carolinas are on her head.

When I told her that she can visit me and my family but she would have to sleep outside on the lawn in a tent because I never let jack booted thugs in my house, she hung up on me. 

She mega pissed. 34 years old, been married to a military guy for 12 years, and refuses to have non-fur babies.

I'm like "I love you, but you ain't stable"..

 

There's a few scanning seconds of my life I'll never get back.

Quote from: Blazor on October 03, 2024, 02:23:35 PM

Schwing!

If it's brown, Vance is down.

If it's yellow, Vance is mellow.

Quote from: Blazor on October 03, 2024, 12:07:30 AMA Virginia accent (around here), is kinda close to a Texas accent, jus slightly different.

Like a virginal Texan? 

Quote from: Herman on October 02, 2024, 10:28:19 PMHe's got a dick.

He calls it his Shirley Temple.

Quote from: MrNiceGuy on October 02, 2024, 05:30:29 PMSo you sucked cock two times & still didn't understand?

At least the cock had a funnay!

Do better you big fag.

Quote from: Prof Emeritus at Fawk U on October 02, 2024, 07:54:43 PMAm I still on your Xmas card mailing list?

Sure. Eggnog is in the mail.

Quote from: Prof Emeritus at Fawk U on October 02, 2024, 02:46:33 PMWill you two just fuck and get it over with?

Eat our butts with a dessert spoon.

Quote from: MrNiceGuy on October 02, 2024, 03:08:57 PMMy mum didn't make it to 2005.  You fisted a corpse you superficial egg dropping sacrilegious short lived bot fly.

Can't spell sacrilegious without rile and good lord of cock rings  did you bot fly bottled suppressed emotions like an emo black eyelid painting cuckstain crotchless panty donning introspective fruit expecting to be eaten alive but moreso a morsel of maggots because of your dead above the neck up perspectives.

2MNG;DR

Quote from: MrNiceGuy on October 02, 2024, 02:35:32 PMYou sound like crazy stage stomping Jamaal Bowman and twirling like a dervish street dancing Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

AIPAC?

Fuck them.

Constitution states people are governed by CONSENT of people.

Spare me the powers of lobbyists.  It smacks of the same bullshit as libs who decry corporations & dark money.

Oh ye of little faith.

What makes America different?

Free speech is defended by the right to bear arms.

Start making decisions & stop making excuses.

Shush, tardling.

I lost my secret MNG decoder ring fisting your mum in 2005 and I got the knuckle wart pics to prove it.

Quote from: Brent on October 02, 2024, 01:56:46 PMWhat, we don't use them to deal with our Islamic problem. That is what countries do, they use each other. The States just does it more than other countries.

Billions of US welfare dollars every year alongside tactical support and weapons sales to Israel?

Yeah, nah... the US is getting raped on that deal.