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#11
Do they work for guys too?
I mean not for me, of course, I mean like for, um, a friend of mine who's a truck driver (oh crap that won't work because he wouldn't be home to use it) I mean my friend who's a plumber. A local plumber. Who's home every night to make use of it and...
Is it too late to switch to a story of a guy who's scared of another toilet paper shortage?
It is?
Oh. Okay. I'm, uh, just gonna go do the dishes real quick. I'll be back later. Yeah. Uh, later.
I mean not for me, of course, I mean like for, um, a friend of mine who's a truck driver (oh crap that won't work because he wouldn't be home to use it) I mean my friend who's a plumber. A local plumber. Who's home every night to make use of it and...
Is it too late to switch to a story of a guy who's scared of another toilet paper shortage?
It is?
Oh. Okay. I'm, uh, just gonna go do the dishes real quick. I'll be back later. Yeah. Uh, later.
#13
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on May 09, 2024, 10:48:32 PMDD must remind him of child rape he thinks about her so much
DD broke his delicate lil child grooming mind with her sashay's and unskinny bop's...
#14
Quote from: Frood on May 09, 2024, 10:46:40 PMDD reckons that Seamajor is into adolescents and toddlers... and that's why he fled to Costa Rica (besides being broke by Californian standards).DD must remind him of child rape he thinks about her so much
She called him a mouth breathing version of Rotwang...
#15
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on May 09, 2024, 10:43:35 PMoh yeah, right -- dinky
the mere mention of that name makes him shit his pants and go into shock
DD reckons that Seamajor is into adolescents and toddlers... and that's why he fled to Costa Rica (besides being broke by Californian standards).
She called him a mouth breathing version of Rotwang...
#16
Quote from: Frood on May 09, 2024, 10:42:25 PMNot me... my mate Dinky Dianna.oh yeah, right -- dinky
DD could tell you a story or two about Seaboobs.
the mere mention of that name makes him shit his pants and go into shock
#17
The Guest Nest / Re: Fat Oak has a guy chained ...
Last post by Biggie Smiles - May 09, 2024, 10:42:40 PMQuote from: Frood on May 09, 2024, 10:40:24 PMShe is such a disgusting slob. No wonder she's burrowed up Murder Cock's severely distended Paki flaps.Like two pigs in a blanket
#18
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on May 09, 2024, 10:38:36 PMI guess that makes you two even as the thought of you seems haunt his hollow head for YEARS now
Not me... my mate Dinky Dianna.
DD could tell you a story or two about Seaboobs.
#19
She is such a disgusting slob. No wonder she's burrowed up Murder Cock's severely distended Paki flaps.
#20
Quote from: Frood on May 09, 2024, 10:36:45 PMHe currently haunts my septic tank like Jaws...I guess that makes you two even as the thought of you seems haunt his hollow head for YEARS now