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Posted by you are soul
 - April 29, 2024, 03:07:52 PM
Posted by swine
 - April 19, 2024, 07:33:11 AM
Posted by The Right Side Of History
 - April 02, 2024, 10:17:53 AM
Posted by Seamajor1
 - March 18, 2024, 10:32:16 AM
Agree. You have good taste in music.
Posted by Dove
 - December 21, 2023, 11:29:52 PM
 Princes OG version of this song will always be superior. The best one.

 https://youtu.be/cpGA0azFdCs?si=rQjSHej1y7EmSmpz
Posted by Dove
 - December 20, 2023, 10:23:09 PM
 Yeah it got me through some rough times when I was too young to have them... with this guy I'm with right now.

 I love her voice. So soothing on a broken heart.

 https://youtu.be/EBeN50eXHLE?si=946jxcuqpvvAhDgj
Posted by Dove
 - December 20, 2023, 09:59:37 PM
 GET YOUR FILTHY PAWS OFF MY SILKY DRAWS!!

 https://youtu.be/moPdZxRc12A?si=4_uI_KCdW7rbrdXO

 
Posted by Dove
 - December 20, 2023, 09:56:39 PM
 All my prick friends in high school and some even to this day enjoy singing this shit to me.

 I don't even know why me. I have certainly never been the only brown eyed girl in the bunch. But somehow I ended up being the one people look at and "shalalalalalala tee dah!" And I fucking hated it worse than those songs from Grease I used to get harassed with (you know....because of my name)

 Anyway

 https://youtu.be/yZ-VUnIehi8?si=l__5Gl5fwYFBl0jG
Posted by Dove
 - December 20, 2023, 05:11:43 PM
Quote from: Frood on December 19, 2023, 04:38:05 AM***gag***

Get a fucking room why don't youse...

 If you think that's bad.

 I'm the reason this has been his favorite love song...for 20 years. I knew that. But I didn't realize how personal it was, because I'm a dumb clueless idiot. 

 https://youtu.be/rAJMTd6OO78?si=64Rz66QyqVLXyYTX 

 I know he is in a certain kind of mushy and nostalgic mood when he suddenly plays it and looks at me like we are 19 again. 

 He got into the older music to impress my grandmother. *sigh*
Posted by Frood
 - December 19, 2023, 04:38:05 AM
***gag***

Get a fucking room why don't youse...
Posted by Dove
 - December 19, 2023, 04:21:40 AM
 I know this is cheesy as fuck. But me and the man here have taken to sending eachother love songs from the 20s and 30s.

 https://youtu.be/LREzwZajsLM?si=Jkkn5T7Bk4xp054_
Posted by Adolf Oliver Bush
 - October 09, 2023, 05:35:29 AM
Posted by Adolf Oliver Bush
 - September 11, 2023, 05:46:13 AM
The Brady Bunch Lawnmower Massacre - "Car Park"


Standing at the bar and I was minding my own business
When this ugly looking fella said I tried to kiss his missus
I said "I wouldn't know your missus from a piece of shark"
He said "would you mind repeatin' that over in the car park?"

Everything that happens seems to happen in the car park
Whenever there's a boppin', there's a boppin' in the car park
I never do my shopping 'cause I'm rockin' in the car park
I wanna see some action so I'm stopping in the car park

When my baby moves, she gives me lots of excitation
And the way she sucks a straw fills me with expectation
And I whisper in her ear "honey, do you bark?"
She says "come on and I'll show you over in the car park"

Everything that happens seems to happen in the car park
Whenever there's a boppin', there's a boppin' in the car park
I never do my shopping 'cause I'm rockin' in the car park
I wanna see some action so I'm stopping in the car park

SATAN!

He had a '57 Ford, I had a '57 Holden
We traded insults through the window when the lights had long gone golden
He saw the semi trailer just before he carked
He said "I knew I shoulda bloody had you over in the..."

Everything that happens seems to happen in the car park
Whenever there's a boppin', there's a boppin' in the car park
I never do my shopping 'cause I'm rockin' in the car park
I wanna see some action so I'm stopping in the car park

Car park!
SATAN!
Car park!

She's a hot piece of ass with a face like Farrah Fawcett
With the flattest little tummy, well you'd swear she wears a corset
And she always lets you bite her where you never leave a mark
And there's been long queues for hours waiting their turn in the car park

Everything that happens seems to happen in the car park
Whenever there's a boppin', there's a boppin' in the car park
I never do my shopping 'cause I'm rockin' in the car park
I wanna see some action so I'm stopping in the car park

Car park!
Car park!
Car park!
Posted by Dove
 - September 03, 2023, 02:20:50 PM
 
 I got a wicked taste for trouble, and I'm never never satisfied
 
 Yeah I'm a whole lot of trouble baby, my evil ways can't hide

 Oh my my

 Well I've been itching for trouble babe, every single day that I'm alive

 https://youtu.be/sVTYM_rCHsw?si=cUjd5gYJh8EoZDpj

 *sigh* life anthems.  :drunk2:
Posted by Adolf Oliver Bush
 - August 28, 2023, 04:11:45 AM