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Why is it always the fatties that are hyper sexual and constantly throwing their overweight pussy at every Yom, Dick and Harry?


Serious answers only

Low self esteem ie high body mass index and big BO...

Quote from: Frood on August 16, 2023, 06:40:26 PMLow self esteem ie high body mass index and big BO...

It's fucking gross. If I wanted to witness pigs trying to have sex, I'd go check out a farm.

Don't tell me Herdy Murdy is at it again

 :gross:

Dude, I swear she is so damn gross. How you bragging about your tits when your gut overshadows them?

I wouldn't fist Murdy's nicked up cave with Andre the Giant's shrivelled dead right hand...

Quote from: Erica Mena on August 16, 2023, 06:52:37 PMDude, I swear she is so damn gross. How you bragging about your tits when your gut overshadows them?

She's really bragging about those IV bags hanging off her lungs?

Nah

and dudes is placating that?

I've heard that having sex with Murdy is like jerking off in a jumping castle.

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on August 16, 2023, 06:56:40 PMShe's really bragging about those IV bags hanging off her lungs?

Nah

and dudes is placating that?

That's the funny part. I never see anyone respond to it LOL

Quote from: Frood on August 16, 2023, 06:59:14 PMI've heard that having sex with Murdy is like jerking off in a jumping castle.

I hate you :(

 

Quote from: Erica Mena on August 16, 2023, 06:59:55 PMThat's the funny part. I never see anyone respond to it LOL

And you'd think she'd take that as a clue.. right?


When she laid on her back it looked like two sheep were trying to crawl out of her chest and died on the way out.

Quote from: Erica Mena on August 16, 2023, 06:38:00 PMWhy is it always the fatties that are hyper sexual and constantly throwing their overweight pussy at every Yom, Dick and Harry?


Serious answers only

Kid,that is an easy one. Gals with nice bods know they can get it anytime they want. Heavy gals will take it anytime it is available because it usually aint available.

Quote from: Herman on August 16, 2023, 07:05:18 PMKid,that is an easy one. Gals with nice bods know they can get it anytime they want. Heavy gals will take it anytime it is available because it usually aint available.

Fine girls are like well known and trusted brands. No need to advertise constantly because everyone knows what the product value is

How often does Lamborgini run ads or commercials?

Rolls Royce?

exactly.

But fat Murdy thinks if she says it enough some desperate slob out there will believe it.

Or throw her a pity fuck.. like I did.

I heard that Lily's axe wound looks like Jabba the Hut getting his head consumed by yellowjacket wasps.

Quote from: Frood on August 16, 2023, 07:09:51 PMI heard that Lily's axe wound looks like Jabba the Hut getting his head consumed by yellowjacket wasps.

I heard her pussy has a tongue that looks just like Jabba's too

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on August 16, 2023, 07:11:13 PMI heard her pussy has a tongue that looks just like Jabba's too

(https://i.makeagif.com/media/2-16-2017/LPtG-1.gif)

Y'all ain't shit lol

Biggie Smiles, Erica Mena and 2 Window Lickers are viewing this topic.    :s_laugh:

wanna guess who the window lickers are?

Quote from: Herman on August 16, 2023, 07:05:18 PMKid,that is an easy one. Gals with nice bods know they can get it anytime they want. Heavy gals will take it anytime it is available because it usually aint available.

I have a German uncle who says the opposite to that. The guys who went after the skinny girls never got laid and went home frustrated but he always picked the fat ones because they put out. He went home satiated.

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on August 16, 2023, 07:34:35 PMBiggie Smiles, Erica Mena and 2 Window Lickers are viewing this topic.    :s_laugh:

wanna guess who the window lickers are?

Flynn and Lily?

Quote from: caskur on August 17, 2023, 12:49:08 AMI have a German uncle who says the opposite to that. The guys who went after the skinny girls never got laid and went home frustrated but he always picked the fat ones because they put out. He went home satiated.

Yeah, but then the fatty fuckers need to drink in order to forget for the rest of their lives...

Quote from: caskur on August 17, 2023, 12:50:09 AMFlynn and Lily?

I am a man in my late fifties. When I am not gambling. I am pretending to be angry woman on forums.

Quote from: Flynn. on August 17, 2023, 01:07:37 AMI am a man in my late fifties. When I am not gambling. I am pretending to be angry woman on forums.

I can't work out through the various skins how to approve this guest post.

Was it approved before or did my quoting it approve it in some weird forum code way?

Quote from: Flynn. on August 17, 2023, 01:07:37 AMI am a man in my late fifties. When I am not gambling. I am pretending to be angry woman on forums.

I thought you were a lezbo.

Don't you drive trucks?

Quote from: caskur on August 17, 2023, 12:50:09 AMFlynn and Lily?

All day every day

Quote from: Frood on August 17, 2023, 01:16:37 AMWas it approved before or did my quoting it approve it in some weird forum code way?

you should see a button with a drop down to the right of your quote and quick edit buttons. In that drop down there is an approve link

You should also have a "moderate" button on your top nav bar that has an alert when a new post requires approval

let me know if you and/or Adolf Oliver Bush don't see it.

Quote from: caskur on August 17, 2023, 03:19:17 AMI thought you were a lezbo.

Don't you drive trucks?

He is a lesbian? :s_laugh:

lol

the two pigs are up early today

Biggie Smiles and 2 Window Lickers are viewing this topic.

The sumo sisters and the meth head are glued to the window right now

Sad retards

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FUKIN BRUTAL!!!!  :crampe:

Ewwwww!  I can't unsee that!

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on August 17, 2023, 11:47:50 AMThe sumo sisters and the meth head are glued to the window right now

Sad retards

I don't see the problem with them viewing our threads. I have looked at BF on oaccasion. There is not much for guests to see there. I wish they would take advantage of guest posting and say something, good, bad or indifferent.

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The first two are supposed to be Murdock and Oak. Who is in the second chop?

I think that is Flynn

Quote from: Erica Mena on August 17, 2023, 03:31:26 PMI think that is Flynn

I should have known by the crotch bulge.

Quote from: Erica Mena on August 17, 2023, 03:31:26 PMI think that is Flynn

It's cw

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on August 17, 2023, 03:33:56 PMIt's cw

It is? She posted a picture of herself when she was here. It did not look anything like that picture.

CeeDubya is old. I know that.

Quote from: Shen Li on August 18, 2023, 12:37:21 AMCeeDubya is old. I know that.

And cranky


that's why her name is CW  Cranky Witch

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on August 18, 2023, 08:42:12 AMAnd cranky


that's why her name is CW  Cranky Witch

I call her cock womble.

Creepy Wench.

Crack Wraith

I thought this thread was about Oak and her desperation to get some for the first time in probably ten years.

You didn't hear it from me but Oaks biracial grandchildren are dropping weed....


https://www.bitchute.com/video/qNJi8OpauAg7/

Whatup bishes..  I don't care what y'all think of me. BF thinks I'm a superstar and invited me to his private lounge where only a few members are good enough to enter.  I have been given a special mark on my profile letting people know that I am DA BOMB!

Love you daddy BF.. xoxoxoxoxo

(https://i.imgur.com/MbnZMME.jpg)

Check out my profile and the little skull BF gave me for being such a hottie... so cuuuute. 

(https://i.imgur.com/snkZU1f.jpg)

Seeth y'all

Quote from: Murdy on August 18, 2023, 05:58:14 PMWhatup bishes..  I don't care what y'all think of me. BF thinks I'm a superstar and invited me to his private lounge where only a few members are good enough to enter.  I have been given a special mark on my profile letting people know that I am DA BOMB!

Love you daddy BF.. xoxoxoxoxo

(https://i.imgur.com/MbnZMME.jpg)

Check out my profile and the little skull BF gave me for being such a hottie... so cuuuute. 

(https://i.imgur.com/snkZU1f.jpg)

Seeth y'all

The owner of that forum is a piece of fucking shit. I am enjoying watching his forum go up in flames.

Another hidden safe space for the insects on an already closed off forum  :s_laugh:

Cry Baby Tabernacle 2.0

Quote from: Murdy on August 18, 2023, 05:58:14 PMWhatup bishes..  I don't care what y'all think of me. BF thinks I'm a superstar and invited me to his private lounge where only a few members are good enough to enter.  I have been given a special mark on my profile letting people know that I am DA BOMB!

Love you daddy BF.. xoxoxoxoxo

(https://i.imgur.com/MbnZMME.jpg)

Check out my profile and the little skull BF gave me for being such a hottie... so cuuuute. 

(https://i.imgur.com/snkZU1f.jpg)

Seeth y'all

Your sexiness is yuge.

I am blinded by it.

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on August 18, 2023, 06:28:43 PMAnother hidden safe space for the insects on an already closed off forum  :s_laugh:

Cry Baby Tabernacle 2.0

That dead forum is already closed off.

Quote from: Murdy on August 18, 2023, 05:58:14 PMWhatup bishes..  I don't care what y'all think of me. BF thinks I'm a superstar and invited me to his private lounge where only a few members are good enough to enter.  I have been given a special mark on my profile letting people know that I am DA BOMB!

Love you daddy BF.. xoxoxoxoxo

(https://i.imgur.com/MbnZMME.jpg)

Check out my profile and the little skull BF gave me for being such a hottie... so cuuuute. 

(https://i.imgur.com/snkZU1f.jpg)

Seeth y'all

I think it's time we show everyone just how sexy you really are.

 :omg:

Wait a minute Freud, I want to see.

Nooooooooooooo...you evil bastard!

Quote from: Erica Mena on August 18, 2023, 06:44:36 PMI think it's time we show everyone just how sexy you really are.

Don't do it.

MisterNiceGuy showed up to tell me to give Lily a chance. That she is new to moderating.

Should I tell him she had her own forum?

Isn't MNG Poofers brother Pickles?

Quote from: Frood on August 18, 2023, 07:29:18 PMIsn't MNG Poofers brother Pickles?

  Now that I don't know.

From the late BH era... same time as Poofer's arrival.

Quote from: caskur on August 18, 2023, 07:05:02 PMDon't do it.

Imma go in for the kill if she says one more thing about me.

Quote from: Erica Mena on August 18, 2023, 07:47:33 PMImma go in for the kill if she says one more thing about me.

m

Can you at least spoiler it?

Quote from: Erica Mena on August 18, 2023, 07:47:33 PMImma go in for the kill if she says one more thing about me.

look, it sounds good today but it might work against you in the long run.

remember the agony of what we put you through?

Quote from: Erica Mena on August 18, 2023, 07:47:33 PMImma go in for the kill if she says one more thing about me.

She is an aging nobody with a drinking problem...

I fought sum cun'T and survived. Can't nobody phase me lmao

 :crampe:

There were some zingers though....  :pardon:

None of those hoes would have made it thru round one with him. Period

Quote from: Erica Mena on August 18, 2023, 08:11:29 PMNone of those hoes would have made it thru round one with him. Period

It's one of the differences between the two genders. Not 100% assured, but women more often than not are unable to outwit men in verbal shit slinging matches.

Alternately,women generally excel over men in psychological warfare and manipulation.

Apparently... at least that's what Dinky Dianna told me once.

Quote from: Frood on August 18, 2023, 08:24:39 PMIt's one of the differences between the two genders. Not 100% assured, but women more often than not are unable to outwit men in verbal shit slinging matches.

Alternately,women generally excel over men in psychological warfare and manipulation.

Apparently... at least that's what Dinky Dianna told me once.

That's because bitches can be cunts.

At least that's what my old cousin told me one time.  His girlfriend was in the other room and overheard and came storming in like a raging harridan.  "Bitches and cunts!  Cunts and bitches!  That's all that ever comes out of your goddamned mouth and I'm sick of it!  Which one am I, asshole!" she shrieked.

My cousin calmly looked at her and said "Right now you're being a cunt, bitch, so shut the fuck up."

He didn't get any pussy for the next two or three months.

Murdy is pretty fucking fat tho

Murdy's tits and belly look like two Haggises pressed up against a leaky exercise ball....


(https://i.postimg.cc/8P4DrRgx/murdball.png)

Murdock really does look like Chris Farley

like, right before he fucking croaked too

I know Reggie wants to be a gentlemen about it and I respect him for that


but when we was admin's on trollvalhalla together I know he remembers Jabba The Murd sending all kinds of nasty Hutt porn to any male member she could get in contact with.

Especially when she was just climbing out of her 2nd bottle of Vodka on a Saturday night.

Now, some of your more desperate players, as in those that would fuck a pig carcass without batting an eye gave her the attention she craved but for the most part we just laughed at her on boards she couldn't see

FACT

Not nasty hurt porn.


 :crampe:

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 :crampe:

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on August 18, 2023, 09:13:21 PMI know Reggie wants to be a gentlemen about it and I respect him for that


but when we was admin's on trollvalhalla together I know he remembers Jabba The Murd sending all kinds of nasty Hutt porn to any male member she could get in contact with.

Especially when she was just climbing out of her 2nd bottle of Vodka on a Saturday night.

Now, some of your more desperate players, as in those that would fuck a pig carcass without batting an eye gave her the attention she craved but for the most part we just laughed at her on boards she couldn't see

FACT

I never got Hutt porn -- I just got tittie pics.   :dontknow:

Quote from: Reggie Essent on August 18, 2023, 09:38:52 PMI never got Hutt porn -- I just got tittie pics.   :dontknow:

:gross:

Quote from: Reggie Essent on August 18, 2023, 09:38:52 PMI never got Hutt porn -- I just got tittie pics.  :dontknow:

Yeah. You didn't see what I've seen. You could tell just by the fat chick angles that she's a big bitch

Quote from: Erica Mena on August 18, 2023, 09:43:49 PMYeah. You didn't see what I've seen. You could tell just by the fat chick angles that she's a big bitch

It was a long time ago, and it was a glamor shot of sorts, but the titties looked quite nice as I recall.

I'm still a bit disappointed I never got any Hutt porn.

Quote from: Reggie Essent on August 18, 2023, 09:46:10 PMIt was a long time ago, and it was a glamor shot of sorts, but the titties looked quite nice as I recall.

I'm still a bit disappointed I never got any Hutt porn.

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Quote from: Erica Mena on August 18, 2023, 09:43:49 PMYeah. You didn't see what I've seen.

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Quote from: Reggie Essent on August 18, 2023, 08:41:30 PMThat's because bitches can be cunts.

At least that's what my old cousin told me one time.  His girlfriend was in the other room and overheard and came storming in like a raging harridan.  "Bitches and cunts!  Cunts and bitches!  That's all that ever comes out of your goddamned mouth and I'm sick of it!  Which one am I, asshole!" she shrieked.

My cousin calmly looked at her and said "Right now you're being a cunt, bitch, so shut the fuck up."

He didn't get any pussy for the next two or three months.

 My boyfriend just says "all them hoes" in his pimp voice. And I know exactly what he means.

 He is telling me to act right lol.

Quote from: Dove on August 20, 2023, 04:40:00 PMMy boyfriend just says "all them hoes" in his pimp voice. And I know exactly what he means.

 He is telling me to act right lol.

Hi Doves.   :yeahhh:

Quote from: Reggie Essent on August 20, 2023, 04:45:16 PMHi Doves.   :yeahhh:

:drunk2:

 I'm getting old Reg. Halp!

Quote from: Dove on August 20, 2023, 04:50:26 PM:drunk2:

 I'm getting old Reg. Halp!

We all do.  Just gotta roll with it.

I take Balance of Nature every day.  Can't point to anything it helps with except I miss it when I run out of my Fruits and Vegetables.

Quote from: Reggie Essent on August 20, 2023, 04:52:40 PMWe all do.  Just gotta roll with it.

I take Balance of Nature every day.  Can't point to anything it helps with except I miss it when I run out of my Fruits and Vegetables.

 When I was 19, my boyfriend (who was my boyfriend at this time as well lol) gave me a flask. And I drank A LOT of scotch out of that flask. I kept that and loved it for years.

 And a guy I ended up marrying when I was in my stupid phase...a very brief marriage to a full on psychopath...I never even talk about this guy, that's how bad it was....destroyed it. He hated my friendship with the one who gave it to me and anything of that was banned from the house. And I was super upset about it. I didn't tell my guy here about that until like....last month.

 So this morning he wakes me up and gives me a flask. We have been eachothers favorite drinking buddies forever so this is the sort of sentimental shit we do.

 I probably won't be pounding scotch out of it like the last one since I've had to learn how to better manage my substance abuse issues but I love it and I will take it to the grave and be buried with it. 

 And since I'm so much closer to taking that dirt nap now....you know I'm serious lol.

 

Quote from: Dove on August 20, 2023, 05:22:10 PMWhen I was 19, my boyfriend (who was my boyfriend at this time as well lol) gave me a flask. And I drank A LOT of scotch out of that flask. I kept that and loved it for years.

 And a guy I ended up marrying when I was in my stupid phase...a very brief marriage to a full on psychopath...I never even talk about this guy, that's how bad it was....destroyed it. He hated my friendship with the one who gave it to me and anything of that was banned from the house. And I was super upset about it. I didn't tell my guy here about that until like....last month.

 So this morning he wakes me up and gives me a flask. We have been eachothers favorite drinking buddies forever so this is the sort of sentimental shit we do.

 I probably won't be pounding scotch out of it like the last one since I've had to learn how to better manage my substance abuse issues but I love it and I will take it to the grave and be buried with it. 

 And since I'm so much closer to taking that dirt nap now....you know I'm serious lol.

 

What a sweet gesture.  Just put grape juice in the flask and don't worry about dirt naps.  We all gotta take one sooner or later, so it's a waste of time thinking about it.

A nap implies we're going to wake up.  I've seen the people who are allegedly going to heaven.  I'd rather hit snooze for eternity, tbh.

Quote from: Bonesaw on August 20, 2023, 06:12:05 PMA nap implies we're going to wake up.  I've seen the people who are allegedly going to heaven.  I'd rather hit snooze for eternity, tbh.

I've heard tell the party downstairs is pretty happening.




The music is pretty kickass too.  :sdfjh (9):

Quote from: Reggie Essent on August 20, 2023, 05:35:44 PMWhat a sweet gesture.  Just put grape juice in the flask and don't worry about dirt naps.  We all gotta take one sooner or later, so it's a waste of time thinking about it.

 I'm definitely putting bourbon in it lol.