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#1
The Flea Trap / Re: Forum gossip thread
Today at 09:35:01 AM
Quote from: Garraty_47 on Today at 09:06:23 AMGood.
I've decided today is X's turn in the blender.
Hopefully he'll churn out some more award-winning digs like "bald" or "seat sniffer".

Always a pleasure to watch a true artist practicing his craft.

/facePalm

Oh you're in for a treat. Any day now it will be gif after gif after mind numbingly stupid gif featuring bald guys if you happen to be bald

but you're not bald ...

so I guess the razor sharp tactic of choice will be to flood you with LOL emojis whenever he blurts out something stupid and marvel at his own unique brand of wit.

Yeah, the more I contemplate your fate the more I suspect it'll be those LOL emojis. They have all of the elements your average drooling hyena requires to feel whole. They're shinny, colorful, obnoxious and large ... definetly something to keep the mind of your average nincompoop halfwit occupied for hours, maybe even days on end, as they spin aimlessly in their computer chairs, revolution after revolution, getting drool and other particles of human waste all over the walls and furniture around them

He's one of the three imbeciles I kept on ignore. No value in exchanging discourse with that turd as it's known to cause the death of many braincells. My advice would be for you to do the same. As I can guarantee you'll nuke the guy with some of the best off the cuff wit imaginable and he'll still keep walking towards you with his arms extended forward like some brainless zombie trying to eat yours.
#2
The Flea Trap / Re: Forum gossip thread
Today at 09:23:21 AM
Quote from: Garraty_47 on Today at 09:02:19 AMShe unFriended me on Facebook some time ago; no explanation, no goodbye, nothing.

/shrug



Must have been right around the time she decided she wanted to cozy up and cuddle with Poark's fat rolls. You don't align yourself with current libtard narrative perfectly and thus, that makes you a TRUMPTARD! And since Murdock is a mindless digbat following attention leech she felt compelled to prove her loyalty to the herd. Pretty much like she did with the rest of us.

what the alcoholic doesn't understand is that her actions are as transparent as the windows she licks here. those of us who know her long enough have all seen this rerun before. From the racist white Powah princess at Trollvalhalla when she hoped that would get the attention of Gurk, Cranky, Hateful fucker etc etc ... to the time she when she was trying to impress Farmer/HFB with pig nudes ...  to the wannabe black revolutionary when she was attempting to impress her ebony Shrek goddess ... to when she was having a good hearty laugh at yours truly panel abusing the fuck out of the very same crop of turnips you see her cozying up at BF  or secretly passing along secrets about Peaches personal life to me in text when she was busy trying to garner my affections.

This phase too shall pass

and when it does she'll simply find another group to suck up to and emulate like fad following lemming she's always been
#3
The Flea Trap / Re: Forum gossip thread
Today at 08:56:46 AM
Quote from: Sloan on May 08, 2024, 10:33:11 PMAIDSmin is now referring to himself as The Goat

The Gayest Of All Time.

The GOAT huh?

The Girliest Of All Transsexuals
#4
The Flea Trap / Re: Forum gossip thread
May 08, 2024, 10:44:07 PM
Quote from: Erica Mena on May 08, 2024, 10:26:14 PM


ROTFLMAO -- Jabba The Hoe is getting dragggggged
#5
The Flea Trap / Re: Forum gossip thread
May 08, 2024, 10:14:36 PM
Quote from: Dove on May 08, 2024, 10:11:19 PMOh Murd started a thread in the general section called "things you've never done" or something like that.

 It's everyone posting things they have never done.

 Murd started it by saying she has never made the first move. Than she says she's never asked a man to do anything to her.


 

#6
The Flea Trap / Re: Forum gossip thread
May 08, 2024, 10:05:09 PM
Quote from: Dove on May 08, 2024, 10:04:04 PMThey have no self awareness whatsoever lol.


None at all.

#7
The Flea Trap / Re: Forum gossip thread
May 08, 2024, 10:04:28 PM
Quote from: Sloan on May 08, 2024, 10:02:09 PMThe post of 2024 that will be hard to beat.

"Don't you EVER come for my looks, you low class, white trash boar."

El Sexy Oh El!

Would you fucking stop!!?

I'm going to fail this god damn test  :crampe:

holy shit who said that?
#8
The Flea Trap / Re: Forum gossip thread
May 08, 2024, 10:03:22 PM
Quote from: Erica Mena on May 08, 2024, 10:01:42 PMTell me she did not put a dirty paki dick in her mouth. Omg
that's the buzz all around PAkistan right now
#9
The Flea Trap / Re: Forum gossip thread
May 08, 2024, 09:59:43 PM
Quote from: Dove on May 08, 2024, 09:57:48 PMOf course they don't. I'm happy lol.

 Also they naturally know me better than the man in the next room who has only known me in person and intimately since 1994.

 What does he know about me?  :facepalm:

 I'm getting held accountable, is all lol.

Normal, well adjusted people live by the following motto.

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone

not that you'll ever see a stinking leftist pile of shit try to apply wisdom so profound in their own lives.
#10
The Flea Trap / Re: Forum gossip thread
May 08, 2024, 09:53:22 PM
Say what you want about me

but I ain't never jumped on a plane to go throw myself at a girl that didn't want me.

#game over
#11
The Flea Trap / Re: Forum gossip thread
May 08, 2024, 09:51:24 PM
Quote from: Dove on May 08, 2024, 09:49:36 PMI'm in hot water again anyway over my relationship lol.

You mean the blob bimbos don't approve?

whatever is one to do upon receipt of such tragic news?


Yeah Murdummy really loves herself

can't you tell? That's her looking like an inflatable bounce house in the back seat of musty cab taking  taking money shots to the back of her throat before paying for the ride.

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
#12
The Flea Trap / Re: Forum gossip thread
May 08, 2024, 09:43:15 PM
Don't call Fat Lily fat

You'll be in HOT WATER if you doooooooooo  :crampe:
#13
The Flea Trap / Re: Forum gossip thread
May 08, 2024, 09:42:29 PM
God dammit -- I'm supposed to be studying for an upcoming test too  :crampe:
#14
The Flea Trap / Re: Forum gossip thread
May 08, 2024, 09:41:03 PM
Quote from: Dove on May 08, 2024, 09:35:09 PMWhile Murd talks about self love, healing, toxic traits and how an important part of growth is reflecting on one's self.



ROTFLMAO -- is that before or after she comes out of an alcohol coma with some Paki cab drivers pubes still in her mouth ?

by the way, speaking of that humongous fungus lily, I think @Moonie is now in ""hot water"" with her too.

anyone else see the irony in that cow choosing "hot water" as her dig?

Think fat witch stirring bodyparts in a cauldron
#15
The Guest Nest / Re: democRATs Be Like
May 08, 2024, 09:06:48 PM
Quote from: Herman on May 08, 2024, 09:03:50 PMI thought it was going to be about Maxine Waters.
Oh shit

They are so equally useless and interchangeable I actually misidentified one idiot from the other

my bad