Quote from: Herman on May 13, 2024, 11:01:28 PMGeorge Clooney and Julia Roberts are headlining a big fundraising thing for Jim Crow Joe in LA in June.
Jim Crow Joe has a lock on the rich entertainer and super rich donors. But, Trump leads by a landslide among small donors.
Democrats:
"We're getting pwned! We need to do something!"
Advisor #1:
"We could adopt policies that people are clamoring for."
Democrats (cringing):
"Eww no."
Advisor #2:
"This won't win an election but we could make a shit ton of money if we got celebrities to hold fundraisers for us. We could charge whatever we want for tickets and the sky's the limit for tickets that include photos with the candidate and celebrities."
Democrats:
"I like it! Good thinking that man!"
Advisor #1:
"But the voters..."
Democrats:
"Would you shut the fuck up about voters? Nobody cares! Who hired this dipshit anyway?"