...because in this subforum at least, guest accounts can post inline vocaroos along with YouTurds and such.
Let's start this off with a little testosterone... the scene: a shitty and somewhat pretentious discotheque in Frankston, Victoria....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOY20udfaEU
Rhinohart Dolly Queen stepped out onto the crippled pavement, waving her Mastercard in the neonvescent night. Her legs banded about her just like elastic, causing her body to sway in an obviously drunken motion. As her stiletto heels strangled each other, she tripped and fell flat on the pavement. Her bag opened as it hit the ground, spreading a menagerie of pens, tissues, makeup and other feminine paraphenalia that made her feel more like the Right Kind of Woman. As strange as her perception did seem, she was convinced of her Right Place in the World. Two young men appear, squatting by her side, scrambling with her dumb, writhing fingers. They say "Are you right darling? You really came down with a thump!" She eased herself up and waited for the sharp tremble to stop, said "yeah, thanks" and walked more consciously balanced down the street into the night light oblivion.
https://voca.ro/1iouTbRja5Ro
Rare original Australian album mix of Flowers (aka Icehouse) song "Can't Help Myself". More nuts to it than the version some of you might be familiar with.
https://voca.ro/1ol8n7zGV82F
Brady Bunch Lawnmower Massacre - "Bourbon Bound"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiyX70ZqsVQ
Lou Reed at his best. My only complaint was he waited too long to disfigure his face in the video.
https://voca.ro/16c9vD8lG4yi
Funhouse - "Ate The Fish"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhl5OU7MahQ
Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=497549 time=1681330751 user_id=2845
Ahhh, I see now why your videos never show up for unregistered schlubs like me... the video tags are sticking a "/" in front of the url.
I don't bother with the video tags, Ijust post the url in the text box, like this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lt7pfTnaPR4
...and phpbb does the rest.
Oh look; a song about Semenjaw...
https://voca.ro/16v6pdHiT2mD
Despised - "Feardom"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBq2StnOFAA
https://voca.ro/16sSgwCM3dX9
Drop Jaw John - "Diggin' Up My Daddy"
ac_dance
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBq2StnOFAA
Orillia's most famous son.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3ilSrh-QbE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rwimaMclLU
https://voca.ro/16vvhGF3Ipgj
Drop Jaw John - "God Can You Help Me"
Wicked... :laugh:
He does cover versions too..
https://voca.ro/1312ixYqY5J1
Drop Jaw John - "This Old House"
https://www.bitchute.com/video/I7rLEkdijwAA/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hQqzcTSwiM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZH6V9CwV7B4
New page motherfuckers....
https://voca.ro/1o2OTTD16Syk
When he smelled the dreaded weed he'd get a giant erection
He'd stand up on his back legs and point out the direction
No trouble getting stoned, he had a drug dog of his own
Well the bloke had named him "Stiffy" when he was just a pup
'Cause every time he rolled a joint the dog would bar up
Like a magnetized carrot his cock would point right at the stash
But it had to be head and it had to be fresh
He had a drug dog of his own, trained in pot detection
When he smelled the dreaded weed he'd get a giant erection
He'd stand up on his back legs and point out the direction
No trouble getting stoned, he had a drug dog of his own
He used to take old Stiffy walking in the forest every day
They'd go in all directions, each day a different way
And every now and then the dog would stop dead in in his tracks
He'd stand up on his back legs and slowly crack a fat
He had a drug dog of his own, trained in pot detection
When he smelled the dreaded weed he'd get a giant erection
He'd stand up on his back legs and point out the direction
No trouble getting stoned, he had a drug dog of his own
Now the local lads got wind of Stiffy's talent with his cock
So one day in the public bar they met and hatched a plot
They'd set a trap for Stiffy, take turns to watch the crops
Pot his carrot with an air gun, didn't want to blow it off
He had a drug dog of his own, trained in pot detection
When he smelled the dreaded weed he'd get a giant erection
But since his cock got shot, he's kept it out of sight
Now he has to grow his own since old Stiffy hid his bone
He had a drug dog of his own, trained in pot detection
When he smelled the dreaded weed he'd get a giant erection
He'd stand up on his back legs and point out the direction
No trouble getting stoned, he had a drug dog of his own
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OhY4ipNbPY
And it's an only child
Concernin' my reputation
As something more than wild
I know it serves me right
But I can't sleep at night
Have to hide my face
Or go some other play-ay-ay-ay-ay-ace
I won't cry out for justice
Admit that I was wrong
I'll stay in hibernation
'Til the talk subsides to gone
My social life's a dud
My name is really mud
I'm up to here in lies
Guess I'm down to size
To size
Can't seem to talk about
The things that bother me
Seems to be
What everybody has
Against me
Oh, oh, all right
Here's the situation
And how it really stands
I'm out of circulation
I've all but washed my hands
My social life's a dud
My name is really mud
I'm up to here in lies
Guess I'm down to size
To size
Talk talk Talk talk Talk talk Talk talk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zraL3EwpsGU
Oh man okay I'll post muh songs in here then
https://youtu.be/k_-EcRNn5-4
https://youtu.be/4fYyiUaWgBU
It's just mush. My "new" guy has me completely unable to calm down. I'm on a constant high like I have brain damage. I don't think I'll ever be normal again. It just gets worse :oeudC:
All I listen to anymore are songs about love, romance and sex.
Ahhh, they have their place I guess.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-vZclzFcEI
And his faithful heart would not consider any other wife
For three years' peaceful joy 'midst the rushes of the pond
Proud and gentle was the loving of the last two island swans
And their love was like a circle, no beginning and no end
With his lady by his side, a treasure and a best friend
And the pond was all so peaceful in the rising of the sun
Young and free as the island breeze, their life had just begun
On a dread day in November when the searing cold did start
Stalked the hunter with his bow and put an arrow in her heart
Husband, come to my side, let your feathers warm my pain
For I fear I shall not share another day with you again
And the cold winds blow
He was brave but he's laid low
By her body in the island mist
I saw him give her one last cold kiss, one last cold kiss
Now of swans the people talk of only one in this day's tide
Though they brought him twenty ladies, he would take no other bride
And they say he will not come from the spot where she did fall
Once so proud, he's beaten now, and he will not speak at all
And the cold winds blow
He was brave but he's laid low
By her body in the island mist
I saw him give her one last cold kiss, one last cold kiss
No one laugh at me but I love this song.
https://youtu.be/lp-EO5I60KA
"Honey your soul could never grow old, it's evergreen. Baby your smile is forever in my mind and memory" ♡
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No one laugh at me but I love this song.
https://youtu.be/lp-EO5I60KA
"Honey your soul could never grow old, it's evergreen. Baby your smile is forever in my mind and memory" ♡
https://youtu.be/RUWJO4Ssemw
https://youtu.be/qQGNUGbziBg?t=1487
Back in 8th grade I'd end my all night phone convos with my now BF by saying "I'll be under your stars forever". I wasn't lying lol.
https://youtu.be/7XZ4TuYbkVY
https://youtu.be/yzTuBuRdAyA
https://youtu.be/W-w3WfgpcGg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-bJPmasXKs
https://youtu.be/e-fA-gBCkj0
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-bJPmasXKs
I love Cohen
https://youtu.be/ym3_m_Apfas
https://youtu.be/lNTRecJPukk
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Quote from: Reggie_Essent post_id=507728 time=1689482859 user_id=3378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-bJPmasXKs
I love Cohen
https://youtu.be/ym3_m_Apfas
Nice. But it's not his best.
Here... this is one he wrote in LA, overlooking the Rodney King riots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkeDel3pkhE
Quote from: Leonard Cohen
This was when the Berlin Wall came down and everyone was saying democracy is coming to the east. And I was like that gloomy fellow who always turns up at a party to ruin the orgy or something. And I said, "I don't think it's going to happen that way. I don't think this is such a good idea. I think a lot of suffering will be the consequence of this wall coming down." But then I asked myself, "Where is democracy really coming?" And it was the U.S.A....So while everyone was rejoicing, I thought it wasn't going to be like that, euphoric, the honeymoon. So it was these world events that occasioned the song. And also the love of America. Because I think the irony of America is transcendent in the song. It's not an ironic song. It's a song of deep intimacy and affirmation of the experiment of democracy in this country. That this is really where the experiment is unfolding. This is really where the races confront one another, where the classes, where the genders, where even the sexual orientations confront one another. This is the real laboratory of democracy.
Thirty years later... it rather looks like the gloomy old bastard was right.
https://voca.ro/13MZ49VFDise
Quantam Jump - "The Lone Ranger"
Me Tonto Kimosabi
Me go and catchee baddy
Find him by the shady water
Deep within Apache forest
Find him scalp him eat him up for breakfast
Real good friend to Kimosabi
Save another silver bullet
Hi ho Silver away
Ride into tomorrow today
But who was that masked man you say
That was the Lone Ranger
Fill up pipe of peace for Tonto
Kimosabi friend and brother
He smoke pipe of peace with Tonto
Put his mask on back to fronto
Tonto fall about with laughter
He a head our great white brother
Even pass a toke to Silver
Mask man very untogether
Hi ho Silver away
Ride into tomorrow today
But who was that masked man you say
That was the Lone Ranger
Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahumatakuatanganuakawamikitora
Tonto know that Kimosabi
Never ever have a woman
Tonto sometime stop and wonder
What the trip with the great white brother
Maybe masked man he a poofter
Try it on with surly Tonto
Let me say to mister lawman
Tonto doesn't mind
Hi ho Silver away
Ride into tomorrow today
But who was that masked man you say
That was the Lone Ranger
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Quote from: Dove post_id=507754 time=1689489591 user_id=3266
I love Cohen
https://youtu.be/ym3_m_Apfas
Nice. But it's not his best.
Here... this is one he wrote in LA, overlooking the Rodney King riots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkeDel3pkhE
Quote from: Leonard Cohen
This was when the Berlin Wall came down and everyone was saying democracy is coming to the east. And I was like that gloomy fellow who always turns up at a party to ruin the orgy or something. And I said, "I don't think it's going to happen that way. I don't think this is such a good idea. I think a lot of suffering will be the consequence of this wall coming down." But then I asked myself, "Where is democracy really coming?" And it was the U.S.A....So while everyone was rejoicing, I thought it wasn't going to be like that, euphoric, the honeymoon. So it was these world events that occasioned the song. And also the love of America. Because I think the irony of America is transcendent in the song. It's not an ironic song. It's a song of deep intimacy and affirmation of the experiment of democracy in this country. That this is really where the experiment is unfolding. This is really where the races confront one another, where the classes, where the genders, where even the sexual orientations confront one another. This is the real laboratory of democracy.
Thirty years later... it rather looks like the gloomy old bastard was right.
Well no not his best but I lean towards one's I relate to more. I can appreciate all of it.
I liked his "death bed" album a lot.
https://youtu.be/v0nmHymgM7Y
https://youtu.be/6k8es2BNloE
https://youtu.be/bo_efYhYU2A
Time to switch away from the American love of everything Negroid and Jewish.
Have a good cover by some good BC boys...
https://youtu.be/gPw_pJ74oz4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnfClJTA3Xc
Floating down the river on a shithouse door
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg
Dad's going steady with a pig in a barn
Grandma's getting down with an ear of corn
Tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg
Watching mom shave her pussy really gets the kids hard
Grandpa's trying to fuck something in the front yard
Tie my pecker to my leg...
Sister is getting rich on her 900 number
Four dime diddly bop given her best dog a hummer
Tie my pecker to my leg...
Reddog (Solo)
Well I'm a big dick daddy and a fuckin' fool
Eleven years old and I went to pussy school
Tie my pecker to my leg...
Yeah, her asshole is tighter then a steel drum
Hell I'd eat a yard of her shit to watch her cum
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg...
Ah, Simon (Solo) - put your headphones on boy!
You only live once, so off with them pants
Hell ain't for sure, it's only a chance
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg...
Yeah, my gal's so fine, wanna suck her daddy's dick
If you saw my poontang's face, you wouldn't give me no lip
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg...
Woke up this morning with a case of stinky finger (belch)
Last night I must have been the designated drinker
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg...
I need a woman, six foot ten
She's gotta be that tall so I could get it all in
Tie my pecker to my leg...
Everybody solo...!
Yeah, me your momma and some other whore...
One of the oldest songs that I know of, that hits as hard today as it probably did 45 years ago, even though I wasn't even born yet...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAg_wrZZkcw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVOa3acUSxI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vjOmICY2vg
And now I gotta get into the can
I shit my pants
I shit my pants
First the gas, then the pain
Now the spreading chocolate stain
I shit my pants
I shit my pants
I felt a surge down in my bowel
I'll wipe my ass on your brand-new towel
I shit my pants
I shit my pants
I got constipated so I took Ex-Lax
And blew some crap into my slacks
I shit my pants
I shit my pants
Ahhh...
I shit in my pants
I shit in my pants
I said I shit, yes I shit right in my pants
Yeah
I ate some cheese as a last resort
It left a skidmark in my shorts
I shit my pants
I shit my pants
I'm so embarrassed, everybody knows
I defecate in my own clothes
I shit my pants
I shit my pants
I shit my pants
I shit my pants
So today is my deceased step father's birthday. I hated him. He was a drunken, perverted mattress salesmen.
But in his honor today I'm gonna recall some of my normal day back when I was living with him and my mom. It would be early afternoon. About 1 or 2ish. He is already 10 room temp coronas deep.....doesn't even bother with the lime anymore....when you hear the first notes of this
https://youtu.be/SRvCvsRp5ho?si=w4rM_yYXwsKN4S_h
And him yelling "eh be quite! Turn it up! It's a classic!" and starts belting out all the lyrics. Forces us to hang out while belting out all the lyrics. And my drunk mother sits at the table with her eyes closed swaying along. Each of them sucking down their home rolled menthol cigs..no window open. Sometimes my mom would wail along with him. Then look at me and say some shit like "back in these days yo momma could get back stage anywhere" and they'd both laugh the most disturbing laugh. It was the most mid west white trash scene ever.
He always added like a "gah!" at the end of "cowboy" so he would be like "imma cowboyaargh! On a stEEL horse I ride-ah!"
While I sit in the comfy chair in the corner thinking about how wrong I went in life to be stuck there and how long would it take to drown myself in the bath tub.
It was dark times, ya'll. DARK lol.
But I always had my best guy friend ♡
https://youtu.be/Kjr7US2Z9aY?si=TNJ3LKaiFKHJAtSH
https://voca.ro/1cMuEZOVOlxQ
Quote from: "Adolf Oliver Bush" post_id=509062 time=1689932572 user_id=3409
https://voca.ro/1cMuEZOVOlxQ
:roll:
Quote from: Dove post_id=508890 time=1689885636 user_id=3266
So today is my deceased step father's birthday. I hated him. He was a drunken, perverted mattress salesmen.
But in his honor today I'm gonna recall some of my normal day back when I was living with him and my mom. It would be early afternoon. About 1 or 2ish. He is already 10 room temp coronas deep.....doesn't even bother with the lime anymore....when you hear the first notes of this
https://youtu.be/SRvCvsRp5ho?si=w4rM_yYXwsKN4S_h
And him yelling "eh be quite! Turn it up! It's a classic!" and starts belting out all the lyrics. Forces us to hang out while belting out all the lyrics. And my drunk mother sits at the table with her eyes closed swaying along. Each of them sucking down their home rolled menthol cigs..no window open. Sometimes my mom would wail along with him. Then look at me and say some shit like "back in these days yo momma could get back stage anywhere" and they'd both laugh the most disturbing laugh. It was the most mid west white trash scene ever.
He always added like a "gah!" at the end of "cowboy" so he would be like "imma cowboyaargh! On a stEEL horse I ride-ah!"
While I sit in the comfy chair in the corner thinking about how wrong I went in life to be stuck there and how long would it take to drown myself in the bath tub.
It was dark times, ya'll. DARK lol.
ac_toofunny
Sounds like my home state....
1st time I ever got maggoted level drunk was down the road at my Tennessee transplant friend Max's. He, his mom (who looked like a spectacled red neck librarian with a smoking body, rude head, bra free high beams under white wife beaters), and her neckbearded scrawny boyfriend moved all the way up north for a shit kickers job and a rental home in the middle of BFE.
So Max threw a fucking birthday party for me at their trailer park level 3 bedroom shack with shit all over the unkept yard, and numerous aggressive malamutes.
He got me a bottle of Southern Comfort 101, some Coke, and I drank half of each in under 15 minutes lounging on my back on a busted up snowmobile as babes from school I never fraternised with started rolling up.
Went to get up but my balance was gone...so turned over like a cat on a cushion, put every once of strength into my legs and got upright...
...and that was the beginning of the end.
They ended up duct taping a running hose from the well to my torso, propped me on a rusty old washing machine next to the garage, and I just heaved for the next 10 hours....
Until I had to eat something and they made a huge pan of burrito hamburger.
5 burrito later, I chucked.... realised I had forgotten to chew the food, and put myself back on the washing machine with the hose.
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Quote from: Dove post_id=508890 time=1689885636 user_id=3266
So today is my deceased step father's birthday. I hated him. He was a drunken, perverted mattress salesmen.
But in his honor today I'm gonna recall some of my normal day back when I was living with him and my mom. It would be early afternoon. About 1 or 2ish. He is already 10 room temp coronas deep.....doesn't even bother with the lime anymore....when you hear the first notes of this
https://youtu.be/SRvCvsRp5ho?si=w4rM_yYXwsKN4S_h
And him yelling "eh be quite! Turn it up! It's a classic!" and starts belting out all the lyrics. Forces us to hang out while belting out all the lyrics. And my drunk mother sits at the table with her eyes closed swaying along. Each of them sucking down their home rolled menthol cigs..no window open. Sometimes my mom would wail along with him. Then look at me and say some shit like "back in these days yo momma could get back stage anywhere" and they'd both laugh the most disturbing laugh. It was the most mid west white trash scene ever.
He always added like a "gah!" at the end of "cowboy" so he would be like "imma cowboyaargh! On a stEEL horse I ride-ah!"
While I sit in the comfy chair in the corner thinking about how wrong I went in life to be stuck there and how long would it take to drown myself in the bath tub.
It was dark times, ya'll. DARK lol.
ac_toofunny
Sounds like my home state....
1st time I ever got maggoted level drunk was down the road at my Tennessee transplant friend Max's. He, his mom (who looked like a spectacled red neck librarian with a smoking body, rude head, bra free high beams under white wife beaters), and her neckbearded scrawny boyfriend moved all the way up north for a shit kickers job and a rental home in the middle of BFE.
So Max threw a fucking birthday party for me at their trailer park level 3 bedroom shack with shit all over the unkept yard, and numerous aggressive malamutes.
He got me a bottle of Southern Comfort 101, some Coke, and I drank half of each in under 15 minutes lounging on my back on a busted up snowmobile as babes from school I never fraternised with started rolling up.
Went to get up but my balance was gone...so turned over like a cat on a cushion, put every once of strength into my legs and got upright...
...and that was the beginning of the end.
They ended up duct taping a running hose from the well to my torso, propped me on a rusty old washing machine next to the garage, and I just heaved for the next 10 hours....
Until I had to eat something and they made a huge pan of burrito hamburger.
5 burrito later, I chucked.... realised I had forgotten to chew the food, and put myself back on the washing machine with the hose.
Sounds like Taylortucky MI lol
First time I ever got shit faced drunk inwas going to an ICP concert. Yes. ICP. 1995.
My mother bought us all Mad Dog 20/20 and just drank it all out of a big gulp cup from 7/11.
It was a rough three days lol.
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Quote from: Frood post_id=509345 time=1690006331 user_id=1676
ac_toofunny
Sounds like my home state....
1st time I ever got maggoted level drunk was down the road at my Tennessee transplant friend Max's. He, his mom (who looked like a spectacled red neck librarian with a smoking body, rude head, bra free high beams under white wife beaters), and her neckbearded scrawny boyfriend moved all the way up north for a shit kickers job and a rental home in the middle of BFE.
So Max threw a fucking birthday party for me at their trailer park level 3 bedroom shack with shit all over the unkept yard, and numerous aggressive malamutes.
He got me a bottle of Southern Comfort 101, some Coke, and I drank half of each in under 15 minutes lounging on my back on a busted up snowmobile as babes from school I never fraternised with started rolling up.
Went to get up but my balance was gone...so turned over like a cat on a cushion, put every once of strength into my legs and got upright...
...and that was the beginning of the end.
They ended up duct taping a running hose from the well to my torso, propped me on a rusty old washing machine next to the garage, and I just heaved for the next 10 hours....
Until I had to eat something and they made a huge pan of burrito hamburger.
5 burrito later, I chucked.... realised I had forgotten to chew the food, and put myself back on the washing machine with the hose.
Sounds like Taylortucky MI lol
First time I ever got shit faced drunk inwas going to an ICP concert. Yes. ICP. 1995.
My mother bought us all Mad Dog 20/20 and just drank it all out of a big gulp cup from 7/11.
It was a rough three days lol.
Oh fuck@@!!
I remember Mad Dog. You could get it at a Shell station or Wesco to the late hours of the morning... along with three highly questionable burritos for a buck. The whole thing cost 5-6 bucks per person and with a quick scrape of deposits, everybody would eat/drink/pay the cover charge to get into a skating rink which will go unnamed.... but I believe you know where I'm talking about....
https://youtu.be/7inLYcK369M
Turn up the volume...
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Quote from: Dove post_id=509389 time=1690020887 user_id=3266
Sounds like Taylortucky MI lol
First time I ever got shit faced drunk inwas going to an ICP concert. Yes. ICP. 1995.
My mother bought us all Mad Dog 20/20 and just drank it all out of a big gulp cup from 7/11.
It was a rough three days lol.
Oh fuck@@!!
I remember Mad Dog. You could get it at a Shell station or Wesco to the late hours of the morning... along with three highly questionable burritos for a buck. The whole thing cost 5-6 bucks per person and with a quick scrape of deposits, everybody would eat/drink/pay the cover charge to get into a skating rink which will go unnamed.... but I believe you know where I'm talking about....
Yep :thumbup:
I will always have a specail place in my heart for this song
https://youtu.be/LE3i6DonJaQ?si=_KZrp3hMhLkCAwN9
Is it fall yet? I hate summer.
I don't know why this popped in my head today
https://youtu.be/HX7qR_Oz-vs?si=duAVhnoyYpI4shMG
Probably because I'm currently living in the same very large subdivision all my school friends lived in. So I spent a lot of my youth walking around here. My friends at that time loved this song and played it a lot. I hated it but pretended otherwise.
They would always cry about how depressed they were and how hard life was and I'd be giving them advice thinking....fuck...your life is easy. Your have your parents togther. Your family has a decent and stable income. No one is getting drunk and causing a scene. No step parents harassing and abusing you. No serious mental issue like PTSD....the fuck are you depressed about?
I always felt there was a barrier between me and everyone else. Like we were on different levels of existence. Really was hard on me growing up but I always was more stoic. In my family crying was weakness and no point in talking about feelings because they would always be weaponized or belittled. Me and my bf clicked early on. He always understood me and connected with me.
I hate RHCPs lol.
https://www.bitchute.com/video/VfSVjw1HIya4/
Banned on YouTurd... I can't imagine why...
https://voca.ro/1hYWNsXeZaed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qw2t2rwqky0
https://voca.ro/1nKSHY9p5a13
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i3Up1uKhcPA&feature=youtu.be
https://voca.ro/17SCgmR0xGpu
You don't need chardonnay
No sushi, no pate
Just get your mates around
Some bastard on the ground
Boot party
Boot party
Boot party
Boot party
Accepted etiquette
Is spilling the claret
We damn near could use bibs
(Tonight we're having ribs)
Just leave the lighting low
A lonely street lamp's glow (street lamp's glow)
Into its frightened rays
Will walk tonight's entrees
Boot party
Boot party
Boot party (smooth)
Boot party (Sunday night at the party)
Tomorrow's Monday, mate
We're back to lives we hate
We take revenge tonight
You could be our next invite
Boot party
Boot party
Boot party
Boot party
Just keep the lighting low
A lonely street lamp's glow
Into its frightened ray
Will walk tonight's entree
Tomorrow's Monday, mate
We're back to the lives we hate
We take revenge tonight
(You could be the next invite)
Welcome...
Welcome to the party
One live version, one release... same song.
https://youtu.be/EfMlZoRWwgc
I got a wicked taste for trouble, and I'm never never satisfied
Yeah I'm a whole lot of trouble baby, my evil ways can't hide
Oh my my
Well I've been itching for trouble babe, every single day that I'm alive
https://youtu.be/sVTYM_rCHsw?si=cUjd5gYJh8EoZDpj
*sigh* life anthems. :drunk2:
The Brady Bunch Lawnmower Massacre - "Car Park (https://voca.ro/1kSBvrRuRTm6)"
Standing at the bar and I was minding my own business
When this ugly looking fella said I tried to kiss his missus
I said "I wouldn't know your missus from a piece of shark"
He said "would you mind repeatin' that over in the car park?"
Everything that happens seems to happen in the car park
Whenever there's a boppin', there's a boppin' in the car park
I never do my shopping 'cause I'm rockin' in the car park
I wanna see some action so I'm stopping in the car park
When my baby moves, she gives me lots of excitation
And the way she sucks a straw fills me with expectation
And I whisper in her ear "honey, do you bark?"
She says "come on and I'll show you over in the car park"
Everything that happens seems to happen in the car park
Whenever there's a boppin', there's a boppin' in the car park
I never do my shopping 'cause I'm rockin' in the car park
I wanna see some action so I'm stopping in the car park
SATAN!
He had a '57 Ford, I had a '57 Holden
We traded insults through the window when the lights had long gone golden
He saw the semi trailer just before he carked
He said "I knew I shoulda bloody had you over in the..."
Everything that happens seems to happen in the car park
Whenever there's a boppin', there's a boppin' in the car park
I never do my shopping 'cause I'm rockin' in the car park
I wanna see some action so I'm stopping in the car park
Car park!
SATAN!
Car park!
She's a hot piece of ass with a face like Farrah Fawcett
With the flattest little tummy, well you'd swear she wears a corset
And she always lets you bite her where you never leave a mark
And there's been long queues for hours waiting their turn in the car park
Everything that happens seems to happen in the car park
Whenever there's a boppin', there's a boppin' in the car park
I never do my shopping 'cause I'm rockin' in the car park
I wanna see some action so I'm stopping in the car park
Car park!
Car park!
Car park!
I know this is cheesy as fuck. But me and the man here have taken to sending eachother love songs from the 20s and 30s.
https://youtu.be/LREzwZajsLM?si=Jkkn5T7Bk4xp054_
***gag***
Get a fucking room why don't youse...
Quote from: Frood on December 19, 2023, 04:38:05 AM***gag***
Get a fucking room why don't youse...
If you think that's bad.
I'm the reason this has been his favorite love song...for 20 years. I knew that. But I didn't realize how personal it was, because I'm a dumb clueless idiot.
https://youtu.be/rAJMTd6OO78?si=64Rz66QyqVLXyYTX
I know he is in a certain kind of mushy and nostalgic mood when he suddenly plays it and looks at me like we are 19 again.
He got into the older music to impress my grandmother. *sigh*
All my prick friends in high school and some even to this day enjoy singing this shit to me.
I don't even know why me. I have certainly never been the only brown eyed girl in the bunch. But somehow I ended up being the one people look at and "shalalalalalala tee dah!" And I fucking hated it worse than those songs from Grease I used to get harassed with (you know....because of my name)
Anyway
https://youtu.be/yZ-VUnIehi8?si=l__5Gl5fwYFBl0jG
GET YOUR FILTHY PAWS OFF MY SILKY DRAWS!!
https://youtu.be/moPdZxRc12A?si=4_uI_KCdW7rbrdXO
Yeah it got me through some rough times when I was too young to have them... with this guy I'm with right now.
I love her voice. So soothing on a broken heart.
https://youtu.be/EBeN50eXHLE?si=946jxcuqpvvAhDgj
Princes OG version of this song will always be superior. The best one.
https://youtu.be/cpGA0azFdCs?si=rQjSHej1y7EmSmpz
Agree. You have good taste in music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zAqYgUJbug
https://youtu.be/IEtAmeR9p7U