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#1
The Guest Nest / Here you go, RW...
June 29, 2016, 05:57:46 AM
...my retarded little sister.



Official results.



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#2
The Guest Nest / I would just like to say...
June 28, 2016, 05:39:21 AM
...to every woman that ever turned me down in the past because I wasn't cool enough, wasn't big enough, wasn't bad enough, wasn't tough enough, or wasn't good looking enough...



That is fine!



For every woman that ever hurt me, that is fine also.  Different positions mean different outlooks, sadly...
#3
...if they ever have 45 minutes of spare time, to watch this one episode of "Kitchen Nightmares."  There are so many things wrong here, at all different levels, that it would take a book to go into any depth with all of them.



Amy is the typical Western female.  No wonder so many men have given up on them (myself included).



Her elderly Mafioso husband has the balls to tell Ramsey he is a Gangster, and will fuck him up.  Ramsay doesn't really care.  The important thing to realize here, is the Mafia boss doesn't even have the balls to put his Western female gold digger in her place...  Not even once!  Laughable, at best.



American business practices...  The owners withhold tips meant for the servers, claim fresh when it's store-bought, and the list goes on and on...  Firing all their help, for no reason other than they "looked at me wrong."



I urge all to watch this clip.  It is EVERYTHING that is wrong with North America, in 45 minutes.  The business ended up closing a couple years later, and Amy blamed it on Ramsay, internet trolls, etc.



Sadly, this is EVERYTHING that is wrong with North America, condensed into 45 minutes.



Enjoy!





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#4
The Flea Trap / Need Advice!
June 25, 2016, 10:24:18 AM
Posters here are too uptight.
#5
No shit!  I knew what I wanted, but just couldn't remember the name!



Power pop from 1980, but this little known track was well ahead of its time, IMHO...



Found it!  Good road trip tune...





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#6
The Flea Trap / OK, I'm trying...
June 23, 2016, 07:42:02 PM
I'm trying to get out and meet the womenz, real womenz, not fatties with more tattoos than a biker...  Fatts with Tatts, LOLZ!  Not fatties with a half dozen kids.  Since I am a real man, I need to find a real woman and show her just what it's like to live like a queen!



So I decided to browse around one of the local "organic" grocers...  These places are often the favourite of the "yoga pants wearing" crowd.  I browse in there, wasting time by reading labels, etc.  I must've been in there for 30 minutes at least.



You know what I saw?  Nothing but haggard fatts with tatts, dudes, and the elderly!



I'm seriously getting depressed about this North American epidemic!  "John" was right.  All men should avoid fatts with tatts until they get their asses to the gym.  Just because many men are dumb, and will stick their stinky dinkies into a fatties cooter, does NOT make them attractive!



What the fuck am I supposed to do?  Start hitting on 20 year olds?  I don't want to go that route, but women just aren't aging well here!  And women my age, with good looks, a toned bod, and without six kids from six different daddies, are as elusive as the fucking Sasquatch!



Damn!
#7
The Flea Trap / Is John Correct?
June 22, 2016, 03:05:35 AM
Is John correct with his observation of women, online dating (and dating in general) in North America?





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#8
The Flea Trap / Something a little different now...
June 21, 2016, 03:38:40 AM
I just completed this "Myers-Briggs Type Indicator" test online.  Only took me a few minutes.  Test here:  http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/jtypes2.asp">http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/jtypes2.asp



Turns out I am type "INTJ."  All things considered, the results do seem somewhat accurate.



According to Wiki, "INTJs are one of the rarest of the sixteen psychological types and account for approximately 2-4% of the population."



Anyone else take a test like this before?  Just takes a few minutes to complete!  Post results!
#9
The Guest Nest / I Need To Seek A Different Path...
June 19, 2016, 09:20:21 AM
There was a time when I actually got out and did things...  Even when I was married to my ex, which wasn't that long ago, we did a lot of things together.



After the divorce (which was probably 80% my fault anyhow), things seemed to abruptly change with me.  I lost a lot of any 'passion' that I once had.  Not sure why, exactly.



Now, with the recent death of my parents (both of whom died way before I ever expected them to), things are now exceptionally lonely here for me.  I now have no family in the area at all, and a very small circle of friends (who in all reality most likely don't care if I lived or died).



Being single isn't the worst thing, but I do miss my ex.  She almost brought about a little 'stability' in my life...  It wasn't necessarily a bad thing, to be quite honest.  Left to my own devices, I am now literally drinking myself to death, with the only company being the bottle, some shit on YouTube, and the occasional posts on forums...



This isn't exactly how I want to live the rest of my life...  Single, alone, best friend the bottle and some crappy forum.  I'm not complaining about the forums, but you know what I mean here.



I am destroying myself, slowly but surely.  I woke up today with a big painful bump on the back of my head.  After hitting the Vodka, no doubt I must have fallen into something here, or onto the floor.



I know there's slim chance I'll ever get my ex back, but it would be nice to have some companionship again.  I think I'm ready...



Here's the problem, though...  Online dating is shit.  Look at these available women from my area...  It gives you an idea of what I have to work with, as far as local singles:



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Is this even a chick^^^?  Almost would have to grab it between the legs to make sure there's nothing dingling-dangling down there.



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Look what I'm dealing with here^^^.  The stuff of nightmares.





So, I have concluded that online dating is not for me.  I didn't meet my ex online, so odds are if I ever meet another female again, it won't be online either.  This means that I've got to change up my style, and get out more often.  It is the ONLY way.



I'm not that bad looking...  average at least, with a decent enough physique.  I have a full head of hair, and cash in the bank.  I have the prerequisites for attracting a significant other that's at least slightly better than average.  It's me that's holding back this potential.



I want this to happen.  Hopefully it can, in time.  I was better off with my ex, and hopefully I won't make the same mistakes with the next one that I did with her!  The only problem is, is that my ex was pretty good looking, and didn't have kids!  THAT will be a hard thing to duplicate again, but I NEVER settle for less...  If there's one, there will be more!



Making this happen though, requires more of me than getting depressed browsing POF...  It requires of me to get out more...  Meet new people.  Go to different venues.  Go to new places.  Killing my liver every night on these forums will make fuck all happen.



I truly want to believe that I am capable of doing more with my life, than being an isolated drunk.  Perhaps if I focus, I will find someone that not only puts up with me, but likes me!  Time will tell, but I must try...  There MUST be someone out there that would be compatible, no?  Won't find them on here though!



I like to ramble on, but that's about it!



Sometimes I debate closing all social media accounts...  Fuck the forums, fuck FaceShit, fuck all social media, and just retain an email account.  Maybe living away from the netz, and doing other shit with live people, isn't necessarily a bad thing...  Food for thought!



Anyhow, it is what it is!
#10
The Guest Nest / OK, Renee... Gun prawn tyme!
June 18, 2016, 03:52:50 AM
Best of luck to all!
#11
Turfed from DV, and is accepted here!



That is OK, even with the "panty sniffing issue" aside...



Now, here is my issue...  And it's the same issue that I had with Oscar Mayer, which led to my permanent banning on DV.





What a forum must understand, to work well, is that threads are their own entity, with a certain "theme."  I like to troll around, to joke, and ruffle feathers.  Fun is always nice to have.



However, there comes a point where things can get ruined, when it is not the right place, at the right time.



If we're talking in, say, a "Home Electronics" thread, and the chatter is down to business...  Oscar, with his drunken spamming, or in the case Gallium with his threats against me, doesn't exactly fit the "flow" of the thread...



This doesn't really matter to me, since I don't really care, but the "flow" of a certain thread, or idea, can and will be affected by complete bullshit posts.
#12
LOLZA!





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#13
The Flea Trap / If You Have 30 Minutes...
June 16, 2016, 06:11:55 AM
I wish it wasn't like this, but it is...  It's worth a watch...



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#14
The Flea Trap / Mass shootings are nothing new...
June 16, 2016, 04:40:05 AM
...and they more than likely can never be easily stopped.



I think it's important to identify the early trademarks of any serial killer, be them using guns, knives, poison, etc...



I hate to say it, but I do believe I suffer from depression.  Now, I can honestly state, that from my own state of mind, I would never even contemplate physically harming anyone else other than myself, for any reason other than perhaps a purely legitimate "life and death" self defense encounter, which most likely will never occur in my lifetime.



So, what makes others act out with the intention of wanting to harm as many others as they can?



I don't know.  Brenda Spencer, a 16 year old girl, decided to shoot at kids and staff at the school across from her house already back in the 1970's.  She used a .22.  


QuoteThe Cleveland Elementary School shooting took place on January 29, 1979, in San Diego, California. Shots were fired at a public elementary school. The principal and a custodian were killed. Eight children and a police officer were injured. A 16-year-old girl, Brenda Spencer, who lived in a house across the street from the school, was convicted of the shootings.


Why would someone do this?



I don't know...



Anger?  Rage?



Usually anger and rage is turned inwards...  Not sure why it occasionally manifests this way...



Nonetheless, the Boomtown Rats "I don't like Mondays," which we all know, was actually written solely for this shooting...



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#15
I will tell you why!
#16
The Guest Nest / I Gave Birth Today...
June 14, 2016, 04:12:37 AM
...I gave birth.



I gave birth to the ultimate spawn of Satan today...



I didn't create something, with my feet up in those stirrups yelling "whoff whoff whoff" "breathe" "breathe" "breathe", that I can be proud of.



I created something that was the ultimate spawn of Satan, and I had no choice...



From well beyond the gates of hell, did this incarnation originate.



The Devil used my body for his evil purposes...



I had a bowel movement earlier today.



The smell of a thousand corpses, was more like it!



It floated, so the stench not only knocked five years off my life, but everyone around also.



I need an exorcism, to prevent this from happening again.



My eyes were fucking watering.  No fucking joke!
#17
...and moving away from Greater Vancouver.



Since both my parents here recently passed, I have no more real connection with here...  I can get a slightly better bang for my buck there...



Thoughts on this plan?
#18
The Flea Trap / ATTN: RW
June 14, 2016, 12:20:23 AM
I know we were talking about case law and whatnot, in another thread.



With regards to self defense, I believe I've found something a little more solid in this snip, that pertains to Canadian law...



Short of sifting through hour after hour of case law, I'm pretty sure that this snip would be the basis of a truly successful trial for an individual:





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#19
The Guest Nest / Odinson was banned from here.
June 13, 2016, 03:21:29 AM
I don't agree with this.



However, it is not my business to care...  



Evs, and Mimi, and Real Woman suck Oscar's dick hard!  He is nothing but a loudmouth, drunken spammer.  He will shit up every single thread there is...



I was permabanned for questioning why he was able to do this, and yet others were not.



Remember, I have Moderated these forums...  I know what works, and what doesn't...
#20
The Guest Nest / When I sign out of FaceBook...
June 12, 2016, 06:26:19 AM
It's a pretty "multicultural mix" that holds up the hand!  LOLZ!





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