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General Discussion => General Chit Chat => Topic started by: JOE on February 01, 2024, 06:31:27 PM

Title: So I asked a young girl today how old I looked...
Post by: JOE on February 01, 2024, 06:31:27 PM
....and she said 32 and oldest 34.and I did ask her again if that was her honest opinion. And she said yes.

She was in her late teens or early 20s. She was demonstrating food products at a supermarket

I just wanted to know how old I looked/seemed to young women.

Anyway that was good news. I suppose could get away with bein' Dovey's date or Erica Mena's younger boyfriend.

Truth be known I'm old enough ta be their Dad. Guess I'm kinda lucky that I don't age much. Luck of the draw in the gene pool eh.
Title: Re: So I asked a young girl today how old I looked...
Post by: TheProwler on February 01, 2024, 08:12:08 PM
Shut up Senile Joe.

I have seen the picture of your hand.

You resemble a corpse.
Title: Re: So I asked a young girl today how old I looked...
Post by: Kingoffrogs on March 06, 2024, 11:30:27 AM
Quote from: JOE on February 01, 2024, 06:31:27 PMGuess I'm kinda lucky that I don't age much. Luck of the draw in the gene pool eh.

You age at the exact same rate as everyone else.

Come on Joe, everyone knows you fought in the Spanish-American war...

Title: Re: So I asked a young girl today how old I looked...
Post by: Kingoffrogs on March 17, 2024, 10:37:37 PM
Did she look like this, Joe?

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c0/df/ab/c0dfab99fc74c8d62e423fee998b0fff.jpg)

If so, you might have a fighting chance...
Title: Re: So I asked a young girl today how old I looked...
Post by: Herman on March 17, 2024, 11:02:07 PM
Quote from: Kingoffrogs on March 17, 2024, 10:37:37 PMDid she look like this, Joe?

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c0/df/ab/c0dfab99fc74c8d62e423fee998b0fff.jpg)

If so, you might have a fighting chance...
Old Joe is taken. He is Thiel's bitch.
Title: Re: So I asked a young girl today how old I looked...
Post by: Kingoffrogs on March 26, 2024, 10:22:30 PM
Joe if you aren't married and genuinely look like you're in your 30's, go to target and pick up some white chicks there. The ratio of women to men in a target is like 5:1, and half of them have daddy issues.

The more piercings and tattoos, the better.
Title: Re: So I asked a young girl today how old I looked...
Post by: Herman on March 27, 2024, 01:54:34 AM
Quote from: Kingoffrogs on March 26, 2024, 10:22:30 PMJoe if you aren't married and genuinely look like you're in your 30's, go to target and pick up some white chicks there. The ratio of women to men in a target is like 5:1, and half of them have daddy issues.

The more piercings and tattoos, the better.
Joe is off the market. He has got himself a well to do gay guy named Thiel.